The Protoss capital has been bustling with activity lately, with everyone on the streets and alleys discussing the goddess's matchmaking.
Many minor deities had initially given up when they heard it was a martial arts contest to find a husband, but when they heard it had been changed to an "interview," they immediately dropped everything and rushed to the temple to register.
Almost all the unmarried young men in the capital city came.
Bai Ze made a fortune selling information.
Chu Xinxin seized the opportunity and set the blind date at Bai Ze's newly opened tavern.
When Bai Ze found out, he said, "Goddess, you're not going on a blind date, you're going to find a sucker!"
Chu Xinxin: "Then I'll go to another one?"
Bai Ze: "I will definitely serve you the most expensive wine and the most expensive dishes that day."
Chu Xin nodded with satisfaction: "This child is teachable."
Chu Xinxin wasn't doing it for money; she just wanted to stay away from the priest so she could have more freedom to act.
On the day of the blind date, Chu Xinxin glanced at the little red light before stepping into the tavern.
When the red light came on, the system cut off contact with her.
When Chu Xinxin looked up, she saw Bai Ze waiting for her at the door, dressed in the clothes of a waiter.
Bai Ze winked at her, indicating that her blind date had arrived.
Chu Xinxin's eyes lit up, and she couldn't wait to enter the private room.
Apart from a golden bird that looked like a crow, there was no other living creature in the private room.
Chu Xinxin turned to Bai Ze and asked, "Didn't you say you were coming?"
"Goddess, I am here."
Who is speaking?
Chu Xinxin glanced around the private room again, her gaze finally settling on the bird...
"Goddess, I am Jin Wu."
The bird... or rather, Jinwu, flapped its wings and flew to the other end of the low table, making a "please" gesture to Chu Xinxin.
Chu Xinxin's lips twitched, her mind screaming: What the hell is that priest up to? He actually wants her to marry a bird?!
—Because there were too many gods participating in the "talent show," the priest had already conducted a round of selection.
Bai Ze whispered in Chu Xinxin's ear, "Jin Wu's origin is the three-legged golden crow, which controls flames and can transform into the sun..."
The homophones "Jinwu" and "Jinwu" have been cleverly used.
Chu Xinxin smiled on the outside, but was cursing inwardly.
Even if it's a divine bird, isn't it still just a bird at its core?
"Goddess, what's wrong?" the three-legged golden crow asked politely.
Chu Xinxin cautiously suggested, "Um... could you transform into human form?"
"Why transform into human form?" the three-legged golden crow asked, puzzled. "I've heard that goddesses prefer upright and honest people, and it's best if they appear in their true form. This is my true form, goddess, I'm very sincere!"
As the three-legged golden crow spoke, it cast a questioning glance at Bai Ze. "Damn, is the news that I spent a thousand divine coins to buy it fake?"
Bai Ze quickly tugged at Chu Xinxin's sleeve and said in a voice only the two of them could hear, "One thousand divine coins, one thousand divine coins, one thousand divine coins..."
Chu Xinxin had no choice but to accept it.
"I'll go serve the food first!" Seeing that the situation was stable, Bai Ze quickly slipped away.
Chu Xinxin, however, reluctantly sat down on the other side.
The Three-Legged Golden Crow clearly spent more than a thousand divine coins. Knowing that Chu Xinxin liked men who could cook, he specially spent some time in advance preparing some "desserts" before the meal.
"Goddess, look, these are fire spirit worms I just caught this morning. I steamed them, and they're so fresh and juicy. One bite and the fragrance lingers on your lips and teeth..."
This is a red worm; it has a crisp texture and is best eaten raw...
And this, the little red worm, it has its own inner fire, a highly nourishing substance, and charcoal roasting can maximize its effects...
The three-legged golden crow was drooling as he talked about it, and with his pointed beak, he picked up a wriggling red worm that sometimes shaped like a "U" and sometimes like an "n" and put it into Chu Xinxin's bowl.
"Goddess, please eat."
After exchanging pleasantries, the three-legged golden crow began to eat on its own.
He ate too quickly, and the turmeric-colored insect juice mixed with the insect meat dripped from his mouth, only to be licked back up by his tongue.
Chu Xinxin felt nauseous at the sight, but she forced herself not to do anything impolite.
The three-legged golden crow happily ate for a while, only to discover that the goddess hadn't eaten a single worm.
He turned his head and suddenly flew over from the opposite side and landed in front of Chu Xinxin: "Goddess, come, let me feed you."
Then he picked up a juicy fire worm and brought it to Chu Xinxin's mouth.
Firefly skin is very thin and breaks easily with a little force.
Chu Xinxin clearly saw the intestines of the worm, its skin torn, slip out, and the air filled with the stench of a rat that had been lingering for days—
"vomit......"
Chu Xinxin couldn't hold back any longer. She covered her mouth, bent over, and ran out while vomiting.
Outside the tavern, Chu Xinxin leaned against the wall, vomiting even more violently than a pregnant woman experiencing morning sickness.
Bai Ze pinched his nose and handed her water, saying, "Is it really that bad? It is a bit disgusting, but it doesn't warrant such a strong reaction."
After rinsing her mouth, Chu Xinxin, disregarding her image, put her hands on her hips and scolded, "It's not that bad, why don't you go and eat the bits of worms in his mouth mouth to mouth? You're so great, why don't you go and eat them?"
Bai Ze imagined the scene and suddenly felt a strong urge to Yue.
......
The blind date with the three-legged golden crow was naturally a failure.
My next blind date is Yinglong.
The system has some inside information that says Yinglong is a handsome man.
Upon hearing the words "handsome man," Chu Xinxin immediately breathed a sigh of relief, as "handsome man" was at least a compliment based on his human form.
At least you don't have to deal with bugs...
The next day, Chu Xinxin arrived at Baize Tavern early in the morning and, taking the initiative, ordered a table full of normal food.
I sat quietly in the private room, facing the door.
Time passed slowly, and Chu Xinxin waited for almost an hour without seeing anyone.
But she wasn't dissatisfied; instead, she felt a growing sense of anticipation.
When I went on a blind date with Xiao Linyi, I waited for almost an hour...
"goddess!"
Chu Xinxin was lost in her memories when a hoarse, ethereal voice suddenly came from behind her.
Startled, Chu Xinxin's hand trembled twice, and she spilled the wine.
"who!"
Chu Xinxin turned her head and saw a huge dragon head appear outside the window.
Dragon breath spewed from the dragon's nostrils, soaking Chu Xinxin completely...
WTF!
If Chu Xinxin had enough divine power, she really wanted to learn from Nezha and pull out the dragon's tendons and skin!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Yinglong knew he had done something wrong. A golden light flashed, and a man in a blue robe appeared by the window.
The man was handsome and tall, and he placed a dragon pearl the size of a bushel in front of Chu Xinxin.
"I was choosing a gift at home and forgot the time, please forgive me, Goddess." Yinglong even gave a graceful bow, which helped him regain some of the goodwill he had lost.
Yinglong was very talkative and witty, making Chu Xinxin laugh the whole time.
Hmm, I quite like him. Chu Xinxin ticked him off her "potential candidate list" in her mind.
"Zhonghuang Mountain is a place of punishment for the gods; those who commit grave offenses will be imprisoned there, their divine power stripped away..."
Just as Yinglong was getting into his story, a girl burst in from outside, her face streaked with tears, and slapped him across the face without a word.
"You heartless bastard! One minute you're at home telling me you're out drinking with your buddies, the next minute you're on a blind date with a goddess behind my back!"
After speaking, the girl knelt down abruptly before Chu Xinxin, her voice filled with sorrow and pleading: "Goddess, please, I beg you, do justice for me, please..."
The girl lifted her cloak, revealing a round belly beneath.
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