Article 1: The system must unconditionally obey all commands from the host, including but not limited to wearing women's clothing, singing nursery rhymes, and performing striptease...
Article 2: The system shall not harm the host in any way, otherwise it will suffer the torment of soul burning and be unable to be reborn for eternity!
Article 3: The system must do its best to help the host achieve its goals and must not be perfunctory; otherwise, it will be formatted and turned into a brick!
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The pheasant system grew increasingly alarmed. It hadn't found a host; it had found itself a tyrant! But to survive, it had no choice but to endure the humiliation and tremblingly sign its name on the contract.
"Very good." Lin Qian put away the contract with satisfaction, relaxed her divine sense, and released the quack system. "Now, tell me, how did you detect that I have powerful luck?"
The pheasant system rubbed its deformed body, its face contorted in pain, and said, "I...I don't know either! I was just following the program settings, scanning for nearby humans, and then I detected that you, host, were emitting a dazzling light, like...like a firefly in the dark, it was hard not to notice you!"
Lin Qian looked at the fake system suspiciously. Was this idiot telling the truth? How come she didn't know she had any "powerful luck" about her?
"Then what about the 'harem power struggle system' you mentioned before?" Lin Qianke hadn't forgotten about this.
"This...this..." The shoddy system stammered for a long time, finally saying as if it had nothing to lose, "To be honest, I'm actually a third-rate system, and I don't even have a specific classification! What I said before was all made up to fool you, host..."
Lin Qian was almost laughing in exasperation at this idiot. So she had been scammed by a third-rate system?
"Then you must be of some use, right?" Lin Qian looked at the quack system with a half-smile, her eyes flashing with a dangerous light.
"Of course! Of course it works!" Sensing the threat in Lin Qian's tone, the Pheasant System quickly replied, "I can grant your wishes, host! As long as you pay the corresponding price, any wish can be fulfilled!"
"Oh?" Lin Qian became interested. "Any wish?"
"Yes! Any wish!" the pheasant system assured, patting its chest.
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