Chapter 101: Cute, I want to poke it!



"Host, are you okay?"

Ten minutes have passed since the host saw his appearance. She still stared at herself in the mirror, motionless.

Xiaodi was anxious, but the host ignored him, so he could only be anxious.

#What if the host becomes stupid halfway through the mission? urgent! Waiting online! #

Yinli moved slightly, and Xiaodibeng just let out a groundhog scream, then found himself blocked.

"..." Logically speaking, it can't be blamed for this.

Yinli has recovered from the shock. She was devastated to see herself transformed from the most beautiful flower goddess in the six realms to her current appearance. After all, she is a complete face-obsessed person.

Everyone likes to pursue beautiful things, let alone her.

She may not be pretty, but she can't be so depraved.

The woman in front of him was as fat as a pig, and looked to weigh more than 250 pounds. Her facial features were almost invisible as they were all squeezed together by the flesh. Her double chin made her already short neck even more invisible.

The skin is sallow and covered with acne. Yinli dare not look at this face again after seeing it once.

Yinli immediately put down the bronze mirror and slapped his own hand.

——I told you to be naughty! I told you to be naughty!

Yin Li sat on the kang with a hopeless look on her face. Just as she was about to lie down, she suddenly met He Bi's open eyes: "Are you awake?" After asking, Yin Li quickly covered her face. She was so ugly, would she not be allowed to inherit the inheritance?

"Who are you?" His voice was soft, clear and pleasant, and he looked like a weak scholar.

Yin Li only showed a pair of eyes: "I am your new daughter-in-law." The kind of daughter-in-law who will inherit your estate!

"What, what? Cough cough cough!" His pupils shrank slightly and he started coughing excitedly.

Yin Li quickly moved her butt to the side of his head, put down one hand and reached into the quilt, and calmed him down on his chest: "Don't get excited, I really am your wife, I can't run away, and I won't run away."

He Bi...

He Bi coughed even more violently.

Even He Yi who was outside was coughed in.

Yin Li stood outside the door, which was closed. She could clearly hear He Yi's earnest persuasion and He Bi's helpless refusal.

"..." In this life, she was even more thoroughly despised by the inheritance.

He Yi tried to persuade him, and since he had already married her, He Bi had no choice but to accept her fate. Whether his health could recover was still another matter.

After the people outside finished their meal, He Yi didn't complain. He carried his hoe, gave Yin Li a few instructions, and went out to work.

Yin Li looked at her dirty clothes and said to He Bi, who was lying on the kang, "Husband, I have no clothes. Can you lend me your clothes?"

"Don't call me husband!"

"Then Zhuangzhuang, can you lend me your clothes?"

"Who, who told you my name is Zhuangzhuang!" He Bi started coughing excitedly again, and in a blink of an eye, his face was covered with red clouds.

Yinli had no choice but to calm him down again. The latter wanted to slap her claws away, but he didn't have the strength to do so.

After he calmed down, Yin Li said, "Our father told me."

"That's my dad!"

"Yeah, your dad." Yin Li replied perfunctorily, "So can you lend me some clothes?"

"You are obscene! How can you, as a woman, wear men's clothes?"

"Thank you then." Yin Li stood up and picked out a piece of clothing from the wooden box. Seeing that He Bi was so angry that she couldn't speak, she added, "You are not another man. You are my husband. What's wrong with me wearing some clothes?"

In the previous plane, the greatest skill Yinli learned was shamelessness!

It was the height of summer, and Yinli didn't boil any hot water. Instead, he took a cold shower so that his body didn't feel so sticky.

She returned to the room wearing He Bi's clothes, and seeing that He Bi had his eyes closed, she quietly got on the kang.

"Don't get so close to me!"

"oh."

The kang was very big. Yinli moved to the edge, climbed onto the bed, and lay down leisurely.

He Bi didn't know why he didn't feel sleepy today. He lay in bed unable to fall asleep. The woman next to him was breathing loudly, which made him even more upset.

"Hey, your name is He Yinli?"

Since he was a child, his world was almost entirely at home. He never had any playmates and never went out. His mother died early, and because of his health problems, his father had to go out early and come back late to work to earn money, so he always kept company with books.

At this moment, there was a person lying not far from him, and his mood was really complicated.

Yinli turned to face him and smiled sweetly, "Yes, you can call me Xiaolili."

It’s a pity that there is no sweet feeling on that face at all. All you can see is a big face full of fat with no eyes.

"Are all the women out there as vulgar and reckless as you?" He Bi's impression of women came from books and his mother.

She is not beautiful, but definitely not ugly. She has a gentle and virtuous personality and speaks softly. Women like the old lady next door who yells at people and chases children with a broom should be a minority.

Yin Li nodded: "Yes, I am just average. If a woman outside sees a good-looking man, she will just throw herself on him." She compared the distance between them and said, "Look at me. As your wife, you said I don't want to be so close to you, and I immediately moved as far away as possible. If it were other women..."

She gave He Bi a meaningful look.

--snort! I told you to dislike me!

——I want you to know that I am actually the best woman in the world.

At this moment, Yin Li embarked on the path of slandering the woman outside to death, completely forgetting his principle of not lying.

He Bi was frightened, but she still looked unconvinced: "How is that possible? That's not what the book says."

“It is better to travel ten thousand miles than to read ten thousand books. How can we trust everything in books?”

He Bi was surprised: "Is it better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books?" He raised his eyes and said, "That's a good point, but with my broken body, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to go out."

"You want to go out?"

"Of course I do." He Bi lowered her eyes, "Unfortunately my father won't agree."

When he was young, he went out once and fell seriously ill when he came back. He vaguely remembered that he just followed his father to the edge of the field that day, and he was playing in the water nearby and was very happy.

Yin Li quickly crawled towards him. He Bi was startled and pulled the quilt tightly, panicking: "What are you doing?"

"How about I sneak you out tomorrow?"

He Bi's eyes lit up: "Is it okay?"

"Of course! Let's go to the mountains. You won't have the energy to go any further."

"Okay, my dad can't find out about this."

"rest assured."

The two looked at each other and smiled in tacit understanding.

Yin Li looked at his handsome face and her hands itched.

——Cute, I want to poke it!

He Yi came back when it was completely dark.

He brought a rabbit that he got from somewhere and cooked a big pot of rabbit meat in the evening, which almost all went into Yinli's stomach. As for He Bi, he had to eat a light diet. Looking at Yin Li eating so happily, he couldn't help swallowing.

Yinli didn't like free food, so she offered to wash the dishes. He Yi didn't refuse, and pulled He Bi into the house, and told her, "Zhuangzhuang, I think Yinli is a little bit strong and can eat a lot, but I can see that she has a good heart and is blessed. You see, she just came and you can get out of bed. You must live a good life with her."

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