Suddenly, two cute, cartoonish versions of Shen Yulou appeared before my eyes, their bottoms bare.
A little devil with cute fangs, a long gray heart-shaped tail, bat-like curved wings, and feet on its head holds a fork and struts around arrogantly.
"If you ask me, you should just sleep with him. Why think so much?"
Another little angel with golden curly hair, big blue eyes, and soft, feathery wings on its back angrily stretched out its finger.
"No way! Even if you slept with Chi Yuan, you can still deny it."
Shen Yulou: ...
The little angel's lines shouldn't be:
Can't we force others to do things?
"Then what do you suggest? Tie Chi Yuan up! Keep him a caged bird!"
The little devil raised his two chubby hands in a menacing manner.
"What kind of canary are you? Can you even afford to keep one, you poor bastard?"
The little angel rolled her eyes, stabbing Shen Yulou and the little devil in the heart many times.
"Those with money and power keep canaries, but what do you keep if you have empty pockets?"
"Then what do you suggest we do? Tell me!"
The little devil got angry and shoved a fork in front of the little angel, forcing him to tell him his thoughts.
"Like boiling a frog in lukewarm water, I think that's pretty good."
With soft wings flapping behind her, the little angel flew up to avoid the little devil's fork.
"That's not true at all! How long will it take for the master to eat meat?"
The little devil stomped his feet in anger and chased after the little angel with a fork, intending to poke his butt.
Will you die if you don't eat meat?
"A fox spirit will die if she doesn't eat meat!"
"A fox spirit without the infusion of yang energy will lose the essence of heaven and earth. What difference is there between that and death?"
The little angel was speechless and really wanted to fart at the little devil chasing after him.
"Wasn't consuming enough yang energy before enough?"
"Didn't you say you were so full you didn't want to eat anymore?"
The little devil waved his two chubby hands and pushed off with his feet to accelerate.
"I was just saying it, but you keep saying you want to die, why don't you actually do it?"
The angel fell silent.
Finally, it decided to fart twice at the little devil behind it, forcing the little devil to fall from the sky.
"Alright! Now! Listen to me!"
The little angel glanced at the little devil who had fallen, then approached Shen Yulou with a serious expression and extended his hand.
"Okay, I'll do as you say."
Shen Yulou obediently followed orders.
"Now! Run to Chi Yuan's house! Use your most familiar trick, the one you've used the most times."
"Use every trick in the book to seduce him!"
"What kind of open and aboveboard initiative does a vixen need? It's a disgrace to vixens."
“We never take the initiative. I only said a few words and glanced at you a few times, but you came to me on your own.”
The little angel blinked its big eyes, as if uttering the most innocent words in the world.
Grabbing the little devil's tail, it crashed back into Shen Yulou's heart.
Shen Yulou feigned disappointment, clutching the blanket in front of him before slowly getting out of bed.
"Oh dear, we still have to use that trick. I was hoping for something new and exciting."
"Fine, fine, let's use this trick then."
"Who told me to be lazy?"
I sent the little one back to my space and put a bottle of milk in his arms. The little one quieted down and became a well-behaved child.
Before leaving, Shen Yulou rummaged through his belongings and found several bottles of vodka to put in his pocket.
"Take him away, take him away, drunken cowards have no guts."
Someone has to fall today, anyone can.
Half an hour later, Chi Yuan, who was asleep, suddenly heard the doorbell ring.
Who is it?
He opened his eyes somewhat irritated, feeling that this person had arrived at a really bad time.
How do you disturb someone's sleep? It's so annoying.
His dissatisfaction abruptly ended the moment he pushed open the door and saw Shen Yulou.
What brings you here?
Shen Yulou's face killed all the sleepiness in his head.
"I bought a few bottles of vodka, I wanted to have a drink with you."
He waved the bottles of wine in his hand, his expression filled with a joy that Chi Yuan found hard to refuse.
"You got drunk and acted crazy in the early hours of this morning, so it's not good for you to drink now."
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