"Handsome boy, long time no see!"
The female ghost in red patted Shen Yulou on the shoulder from behind, speaking in a "Gui" accent.
"It has been quite a long time indeed."
"It seems your studies are progressing by leaps and bounds!"
Shen Yulou had been watching too many short videos before, and now he can't help but laugh whenever he hears this accent.
"You didn't talk like this before, why are you talking like this now?"
The female ghost in red took out a mirror and red paint paper and frantically rubbed them on her face.
They applied an even thicker layer of blush to her already rosy cheeks.
"Oh, wasn't it to seduce you before?"
"People always have to put on an act."
"Am I right, handsome young man?"
The female ghost put away her makeup tools and stared at his neck with a smile.
"Handsome boy, your hickey is showing!"
Although Shen Meiren blushed slightly, she became even more composed under the intense gaze of the female ghost.
They stretched their necks out even longer.
"Handsome guy, you can find a boyfriend, why can't I?"
The female ghost stood up and danced a ballet in front of Shen Yulou.
"Thump thump thump thump~"
She hummed a famous ballet tune, turning her head 360 degrees.
"Is your boyfriend also a student? What if he dies?"
"Handsome guy, actually I'm good at it too, why don't you consider me?"
"When people are in a relationship, they always want something in return, otherwise it's just a scam."
I really like your face.
"Besides, I'm all dead now, which gives me an advantage in the dating market~"
The female ghost said she couldn't forget Shen Yulou's face; she was an extreme face-obsessed person.
"My husband is also interested."
Shen Yulou nodded.
However, it seems that he was the one who was first captivated by Chi Yuan's face back then.
This damn obsession with looks.
"That's because your husband is superficial."
The female ghost is a double standard.
“I was also attracted to his looks, so I’m superficial too.”
Shen Yulou said that he was the one who was superficial first.
"Therefore, there is no love between you."
"Relationships based on looks won't last."
"What's that saying again? Hmm, it's from that palace drama."
"The emperors in palace dramas are all dead men. If I were in that situation, I don't know how many times I would have died!"
The female ghost cursed and stopped her ballet halfway through.
"The most fleeting things in life are youth and beauty; rosy cheeks fade from the mirror, and flowers fall from the trees."
Shen Yulou spoke up to remind him.
"Yes, yes, you're so smart, handsome!"
The female ghost in red was in awe of Shen Yulou's knowledge.
"So you really can't? Please!"
Just as the female ghost was about to beg with her hands clasped together, she heard Shen Yulou's words.
"I am pregnant."
Huh? Pregnant?
Wouldn't that mean I'd have to become a stepmother?
What the heck? She wouldn't raise other people's children.
The woman in red could immediately discard her feelings of "love".
A forced relationship won't be sweet.
In her eyes, seducing someone once is an attempt, seducing someone twice is an effort, and seducing someone three times is doing her best.
What about after the third time?
What's the point of saying "after that"? Just kill the person, right?
What's the difference between someone you can't seduce and someone who's dead?
There are countless handsome men and beautiful women in the world. Even if one dies, another will come along. There will always be someone who suits your taste.
Hanging yourself on a tree is a very foolish thing to do.
"That's a pity, handsome young man."
"You are about to become the 24,980th beautiful dead person in my hands."
The female ghost was somewhat disappointed that she couldn't carry out her third seduction attempt.
She moved rapidly around Shen Yulou, exuding a captivating and deadly fragrance.
After Shen Yulou finished the last bite of the bun, he disappeared before the female ghost's eyes.
A terrifyingly large creature appeared in her mind.
Do you think you're funny?
"Try seducing my wife again, shall you?"
...
Shen Yulou looked at the unfamiliar surroundings.
A thick green mist filled Shen Yulou's vision, making everything appear green.
Just as I was wondering, another steamed bun was stuffed into my mouth.
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