"What are you wiping for? I don't mind you guys being sticky, but you're complaining about me?"
The tentacles curled into several question marks on Chi Yuan's head.
No, what a strange bunch of humans!
I should have eaten him even though I was risking getting vomited up.
Chi Yuan reached out and pushed the person down.
"I put you down so you could tell me a more delicious way to eat it, not so you could bully my tentacles."
"Oh, that's the way to eat it!"
Shen Yulou patted his chest, then rolled around on the bed awkwardly.
Chi Yuan kicked him in disgust.
"Can't you just say what a normal person should say?"
"I'm not a normal person."
Shen Meiren sprang up and plopped down on Chi Yuan's lap.
Although somewhat reluctant, it was all for the sake of the even more delicious way of eating that Shen Yulou had described.
Chi Yuan still frowned, forcibly suppressing his discomfort with close contact with strangers.
"Don't you tentacle monsters really like that?"
Shen Meiren shyly bumped her shoulder against Chi Yuan's chest.
"Like? What do we tentacle monsters like?"
Chi Yuan frowned even more; he really couldn't keep up with Shen Yulou's thought process.
"It's about how we reproduce!"
Shen Yulou clicked his tongue, slapping Chi Yuan's chest muscles with a loud thud, clearly disappointed in him.
Seeing that Chi Yuan was still confused, Shen Yulou whispered a few words in his ear.
"Oh, but what does that have to do with you?"
Chi Yuan raised an eyebrow; he did indeed know this method.
He also found it quite exciting and thought it might be addictive.
But what does this have to do with Shen Yulou?
"I am willing to sacrifice myself to bear your children."
"bring it on!"
As Shen Yulou spoke, he lay down again, raising his hands high as if to embrace.
"I don't want to have children."
Chi Yuan rolled his eyes, somewhat speechless, and then used his tentacles to hang Shen Yulou upside down again.
"And I'm already dead."
"What do you reproduce with? With the air?"
The enormous purple bubble reopened its blood-red maw.
Don't you want a cute, chubby little baby?
Shen Yulou hung upside down, desperately grabbing his hair.
"He's very cute, with pink lips, and he'll give you a sweet smile."
"He will also learn to call you Dad and give you lots and lots of kisses."
"And then what? And then he uses his still-growing teeth to eat people with me?"
Chi Yuan thought for a moment.
They are really cute.
But it's just a thought.
"Eat my ass!"
Shen Yulou was speechless, but still slapped him even while he was hanging upside down.
"I would never let my son eat people with you."
"Forget it, you can't even take care of yourself, so don't even think about that son of your imagination."
Chi Yuan closed his eyes, preparing to enjoy this delicious late-night snack.
"You surnamed Chi, don't force me to force myself on you!"
"First of all, my surname isn't Chi!"
"Secondly, you can't force yourself on me."
Seeing that Chi Yuan didn't want to pay any attention to him, Shen Yulou became furious and turned into a crooked-mouthed dragon king.
"Hey, hey, hey! You said it yourself!"
Shen Yulou, still seething with anger, was thrown into the water.
Chi Yuan closed his eyes, preparing to enjoy the delicious food to come.
As for the deliciousness... well, that's something I won't get to enjoy.
Because Shen Yulou popped the blister.
Chi Yuan's smile froze instantly as countless tentacles emerged from behind him.
The rapidly spinning exam paper had sharp edges, and several tentacles that tried to get close were injured.
*Sobbing*
The tentacles pitifully ran back to Chi Yuan's back, touching their wounds.
What does it taste like?
A unique scent began to spread in the air, and Chi Yuan took a sniff.
It smells a bit like... the scent of grass after the rain, mixed with the aroma of vanilla ice cream!
This is the scent of Shen Yulou's pheromones.
In this instance, students' pheromones are usually hidden to prevent pheromone leakage from affecting their studies.
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