Chapter 1: It’s Not Easy to Become Dark, the Villain Sighs (1)
[Life has its ups and downs, but are my life's ups and downs too big?]
——Tang Bao
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[Quickly travel through three thousand worlds, Sanjiu's intentions are even stronger. Hello, I am your warmest quick travel assistant No. 999, referred to as Sanjiu]
Tang Bao, who had just ascended to the throne of the lord of the apocalypse, was ambushed by his confidants.
When she opened her eyes again, the mechanical voice of a man reciting poetry, like that of an elementary school student with a particularly ups and downs, sounded in her ears.
Quick wear?
Is it a kind of time travel?
Thinking of what happened when he reached the summit, Tang Bao said angrily, "Then let's fight our way back and kill that bastard!"
She can't swallow this anger if she doesn't kill it!
[Tangbao, Sanjiu’s main mission is to warm people’s hearts, and killing people is wrong] Sanjiu corrected Tangbao.
[Of course, if you have enough mission points, you can go back and transform into the Virgin Mary to warm and purify his soul.]
Tang Bao suddenly understood.
Points are very important. With points, she can not only go back and kill him, but also kill his soul!
"Come on!" She couldn't wait!
According to 999, her mission is to go to the three thousand planes, fulfill the wishes of all mothers, and bring rebellious/unfilial/mentally ill, and other abnormal children back to the right path.
"I know this question!" The child is naughty and there is no way to cure him. Just give him a beating!
There is nothing that cannot be educated by corporal punishment.
[Sanjiu kindly reminds you: Because the host's personality is too violent and bloodthirsty, the system has determined that he has a violent and terrifying personality. The host's plane body is controlled to be between three and five years old to prevent the host from accidentally beating a child to death.]
Tang Bao: "Do you have any misunderstanding about me? I am the most famous loving mother in the apocalypse. How could I beat my own child to death? I don't agree!"
Rather than letting her turn into a baby, it would be better for her to close her eyes and kick her legs to heaven!
[Okay, Sanjiu will unbind you right now. I wish you——]
Tang Bao: "I suddenly feel that becoming a three-year-old child is not bad."
Damn it! Isn’t she its KPI?
Why don't you give me some advice?!
[There is true love in this world, and the 39th is destined to warm the world. Please pay attention to the core concept of the 39th mission, benefit society, warm the whole family, and let children become pillars of the country!]
Tang Bao: "...it would be a waste of your talent if you don't study broadcasting and hosting."
She had never seen artificial intelligence recite advertising slogans so emotionally. It was a rare sight.
Oh, it’s been a long time since I last saw you.
[Host, please fasten your seat belts, you are about to enter the dimension: Report to Daddy, the miracle doctor mother has been exposed! ]
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Before entering the dimension, Tang Bao read the entire book "Report to Daddy, My Miracle Doctor Mother Has Been Exposed!"
In most romance novels, there is a second male lead who deeply loves the female lead.
They are either warm-hearted, or little suns, or paranoid and crazy.
Unfortunately, Tangbao's first good son was the third type, a paranoid lunatic.
The original owner was Tan Taiyue, the master of the Divine Doctor Valley, who was also the heroine's master and the golden finger in the early stage.
Tan Tai Yue's son is named Tan Tai Ling, and he is the heroine's senior brother.
Like most ancient stories, the senior brother has a crush on the junior sister, but cannot get her love. Coupled with the male protagonist's occasional warnings, the two of them completely clash.
The heroine was torn between the male lead and the second male lead. In the end, she chose the male lead and apologized to her senior brother.
The heroine's departure made the second male lead completely evil, and he began to take revenge on society, and was tragically killed.
Tang Bao: "?"
Was it Tan Tai Ling's fault that the male protagonist destroyed the Valley of Divine Doctors?
In order to demonstrate the hero's dominance, is it necessary to pave the way by using the lives of people in the Valley of Divine Doctors?
The time point when Tang Baolai comes is already in the middle to late stage. Tan Tai Ling has turned evil and is preparing to kill the male protagonist.
Tang Bao: “…” After so many years in the Valley of Divine Doctors, wouldn’t it be nice to give him a dose of poison?
Why go far away when it’s near?
Living next to a genius doctor who is both an expert in medicine and poison for many years, if he says he can't do it, then Chunchun is just a BUG!
[Sanjiu kindly reminds you: Your son is fighting with the male protagonist and is about to lose.] There was a slight boiling in the ups and downs of the voice.
It's like a fight commentary.
Tang Bao took a look at the clothes that were several times larger than himself, gritted his teeth, tore the clothes into children's clothes, and ran out quickly.
No matter what mistakes Tan Tai Ling makes, he must not make the mistake of losing a fight!
How could her son lose!?
Following 999's instructions, Tang Bao came to the outside of the Valley of Divine Doctors and found Tan Tai Ling fighting with the male protagonist.
There is also a female protagonist below who is shouting "Stop hitting me".
Tangbao: Grandpa looking at his phone.jpg
"Be brave! Put the dagger in front of your neck and force them to stop!" Tang Bao ran towards Tan Tai Ling with his thick legs: "If they don't stop, you will commit suicide!"
Female lead: “?”
"If you don't stop, she will commit suicide here to thank her master for all his years of instruction!"
Without giving the heroine a chance to react, Tang Bao raised his voice.
The two men fighting paused.
"I don't……"
"Tan Tai Ling is your master's only son, and you actually want your man to kill your master's son! You are a traitor who betrays your master and ancestors!"
Tang Bao roared, and while Tan Tai Ling and the male protagonist had landed on the ground, stunned by her words, she flashed in front of the male protagonist and kicked him away.
'Bang--'
The other person was kicked to the ground.
Tang Bao's actions shocked not only the three people present, but also herself.
She thought that 999 had exploited all her strength, so she wanted to attack him by surprise.
Tan Tai Ling looked at the little girl who looked only three years old and who looked seven points like his mother, with ragged clothes. A cold look appeared between his brows. "Who are you?"
"I'm your mother!" Tang Bao turned back angrily, stretched out his chubby little hand, pointed at Tan Tai Ling's nose and shouted angrily: "Have you thrown all your poison skills to the dogs!?"
"Follow me back to the valley!"
Tang Bao angrily pulled Tan Tai Ling towards the Valley of Divine Doctors.
Tan Tai Ling, who was pointed at and scolded by a three-year-old girl for scolding her mother, followed her with a cold face. He wanted to see how thick her skin was to dare to scold him.
“Senior Brother…”
The heroine had run to the hero at some point, helped him up, and was taking his pulse.
Tan Tai Ling turned around and looked at the heroine.
"You are no longer a member of the Divine Doctor Valley. It is inappropriate to call me senior brother." Tang Bao paused and turned to look at the heroine.
Tan Tai Ling stretched out his right hand and picked up Tang Bao with one hand: "You should come with me to see my mother and explain everything about my mother."
He still didn't give up on his junior sister.
Tang Bao glared at Tan Tai Ling: "Did a donkey kick your head?"
He can’t win in a fight and can’t win a woman. What else can he do?
Oh, he can be the cornerstone of the relationship between the male and female protagonists.
Tan Tai Ling took Tang Bao back to the Valley of Divine Doctors, leaving the hero and heroine to continue their love.
Tang Bao was too lazy to break free and let Tan Tai Ling carry him.
He will regret it!
After entering the Valley of Divine Doctors, Tan Tai Ling went straight to where Tan Tai Yue lived. As soon as he stepped through the door, he saw strips of cloth scattered in the hall, the same as those on Tang Bao's body.
Tan Tai Ling's expression changed instantly. He pulled out a dagger from his boot and pressed the blade against Tang Bao's neck: "Where's my mother?"
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Dan: polyphonic character dàn tán, surname tán
[Tang Bao: Me! A rogue who dominates the apocalypse!]
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