Chapter 52 Slapping the Real Daughter in the Face 52

When Jiang Lan returned to the Jiang family, the Jiang family was having a happy dinner. Jiang's father, Jiang's mother, Jiang Hao, and Jiang Jiang were talking and laughing, and they looked very harmonious.

Jiang Lan raised his eyebrows. It seemed that the family had lived quite comfortably during his absence.

When Jiang Lan entered the door, the first person to react was Jiang Hao, who blurted out: "Why did you come back so soon?"

Jiang Lan slowly took off his backpack, completely ignoring his hostility.

"I know you missed me, I was afraid that you couldn't eat or defecate, and you were uncomfortable."

Jiang Lan successfully disgusted them, and they put down their bowls and chopsticks one by one.

"Tsk, who would believe your lies? If you were willing to stay with your poor parents, I would really admire you. Why are you pretending to be so noble? Now you are back in disgrace." Jiang Hao showed his contempt without any disguise. Jiang

Jiang glanced at Jiang Hao and whispered, "Brother, don't be like this. Sister is also a member of the family. Don't reject her so much."

"Tsk..." Jiang Hao lowered his head to eat and didn't want to pay attention to Jiang Lan.

Jiang Lan smiled and took out a can of black stuff from his bag.

"Jiang Jiang, this is your favorite stinky fish mud. It has to be hung next to the open-air dry toilet in the countryside for several months before it can be smoked enough. I heard that you have liked it since you were a child."

This thing is actually rotten mud that Jiang Lan picked up from the roadside, with the purpose of disgusting Jiang Jiang.

Jiang Jiang was frightened, "Don't talk nonsense, when did I like this kind of thing!"

Who is so disgusting that he likes this kind of heavy taste!

Jiang Lan smiled and said nothing. She put the things in the jar aside and continued to take things out. Soon she took out a black shape, which looked like a branch.

In fact, it was just a branch picked up from the roadside.

"This is prepared for Dad. I heard that men of your age are prone to frequent urination and urgency in the middle of the night. This thing can be boiled in water and drunk, and it has a very good effect."

Jiang's father's face fell instantly and he denied it.

"Nonsense, who said this in front of a girl, I'm fine!"

Men always care about their face.

Jiang Lan shook his head hypocritically, "It's okay, I'll need it sooner or later, keep it for you."

Jiang's mother and Jiang Hao also panicked a little, they knew very well that the gift Jiang Lan sent must not be a good thing.

Jiang Hao looked at Jiang Lan vigilantly, and his whole body was tense, like a waste spring that was compressed to the extreme.

Seeing this, Jiang Lan didn't take out the gift he originally wanted to prepare for Jiang Hao, and put Jiang's mother in front.

It was also a can of black stuff, which made people nauseous. There was not even a complete package, just an empty bottle of fermented bean curd, which really had no sincerity at all.

Jiang Lan introduced it as if he didn't know he was being perfunctory: "This is beauty mud. All the aunts in the village like to use it. The mud is taken out from the abandoned ditch for 20 years. It is very nutritious and much better than volcanic mud and seaweed mud."

Jiang's mother gritted her teeth and almost couldn't breathe.

Jiang Lan smiled and pointed the finger at Jiang Hao.

"Finally, only brother is left. I prepared an enhanced version of stinky mouth spray for you. After all, brother, you like to spray others so much. Spray a little stinky mouth spray and you will definitely stink your opponent to death!"

Jiang Lan took out another small black bottle and showed it to him.

"It's full of shit, and you can feel the joy of spraying. You deserve it!"

"I think you're crazy!"

Jiang Hao was angry, and he grabbed the things and threw them on the ground. The stench spread instantly. How to describe this stench? It's like rotten garbage that has been left for 10 days. If you get a little bit of it, the whole person will stink for several days.

Jiang Lan had already used his mental power to isolate the stench, but others were not so lucky.

This farce directly made Jiang's father angry.

"All you do is ask for debts. Look at what you've done! You've become so lawless! Jiang Lan, look at yourself. Do you still look like a decent girl?"

Jiang Lan didn't care. "What's not decent about that? I think I'm very decent. I don't steal or rob, and I don't do anything illegal or disorderly. I'm not like some people, ah..." "What's

illegal or disorderly? Don't say these unlucky words." Jiang's father is very sensitive to these things.

"Send a bad girl like her to the Women's Virtue Academy to teach her a lesson."

Jiang Hao hated Jiang Lan for teasing him, and couldn't help but start to give bad ideas.

Hearing the words "Women's Virtue Academy", Jiang's mother was moved for a moment, but she calmed down immediately.

She glared at Jiang Hao and warned him, "Don't talk nonsense. What kind of women's virtue academy is that? It's feudal dregs and only old-fashioned people go there to learn. Girls nowadays are proud to study abroad. Who would still want to learn those old-fashioned things?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang's father immediately said, "You have finished the college entrance examination, and it's time to consider going abroad. Most of the senior high school students in your Bo Si are going abroad, so our family can't fall behind. "

Jiang Jiang quickly expressed his opinion: "Dad, my grades are not good, and my English is not good either, so I will not go abroad, and I'd rather stay in the country with you. My sister has good grades, so she is more suitable to go abroad than me."

Jiang Jiang's words were affirmed by Jiang's father and mother, but were dismantled by Jiang Hao, "Tsk... a country bumpkin like her, and she wants to go abroad..."

Jiang Lan laughed. This Jiang Hao is really a pig teammate of the Jiang family. She has begun to like him a little.

"What are you talking about!" Jiang's mother was so angry that she wanted to give Jiang Hao two brains. She didn't know who this son looked like. He was so heartless.

"Jiang Lan is our child, so naturally we have to provide her with the best educational resources." She smiled and said to Jiang Lan: "Lan Lan, your father and I have arranged everything for you. All the expenses for studying abroad will be paid by your family. You just need to study hard."

"Oh? Is there such a good thing? Why don't I believe it?"

The cat weeps over the rat, Jiang Lan doesn't believe their lies.

Seeing this, Jiang Jiang immediately said: "Sister, how sad it is for Dad and Mom to say that. They have raised you to this age. Even if they have no merits, they have worked hard. How can you doubt their sincerity?"

Jiang Lan rolled his eyes at her, "Where did I doubt it? Didn't I give them gifts?"

Jiang Jiang's face turned pale, and she threatened coldly: "Sister, stop pranking."

"I'm sincere, L-0-VE, understand?" Jiang Lan spread her hands, her body in a very relaxed posture, "It doesn't matter if you don't like the gift, why get angry? After all, you never bring me gifts when you go out."

"Okay, okay... you're making a fuss as soon as you come back."

Jiang's father thought it was too smelly and couldn't stand it, so he hurried to leave.

"Jiang Lan, you just came back, so you should dress yourself up. There will be a dinner in a few days, and you have to attend it."

"Lan Lan, the skirt is ready for you, it's in your closet." Jiang's mother still had a gentle look on her face.

"This gathering is a high-end banquet arranged by the Sun family. All the well-known families in the circle will go. There is no harm in young people meeting each other and communicating more. What do you think?" "

Why take her there? She is so rustic. Look at the clothes she is wearing now. They are just 30 yuan street stall clothes."

Jiang Hao, the troublemaker of the Jiang family, always becomes Jiang Lan's assist at the right time.

Jiang Lan decided to give him a big compliment!

Jiang's mother was almost furious and yelled, "Jiang Hao, get out of your room now. No one thinks you are dumb because you can't speak!"

Jiang Hao looked indignant, "You guys should just pamper this fake, hum!"

After that, he ran upstairs, looking angry.

"Brother, don't be angry."

Jiang Jiang now likes this brother very much, and hurriedly follows Jiang Hao and runs up.

"Lan Lan, don't listen to your brother's nonsense. You have been out for a while, and your skin has been tanned a lot. Remember to do more facial masks." Jiang's mother maintained a decent smile, "When the time comes, our whole family will go, you won't refuse, right?"

"Of course..." Jiang Lan smiled knowingly.

There is no problem with the party, I just hope they don't do anything weird, otherwise I don't know who will regret it.