Chapter 196 The Third Prince’s Dark Moonlight Eunuch 33
When the morning light shone through the window lattice onto Shen Xinran's face, she slowly opened her heavy eyelids, only to feel dizzy and her throat unusually dry.
Shen Xinran struggled to sit up from the bed, wanting to find some water to drink. She stumbled out of the side hall, each step feeling as light as if she were stepping on cotton.
When Sima Yi saw Shen Xinran wake up, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, revealing a playful smile. "Oh, the fairy is finally awake."
Shen Xinran's consciousness began to gradually become clear, and her memories came flooding back like a tide.
She remembered the absurdity of last night. After getting drunk, she actually said that she was a fairy and that Sima Yi was a wolf. She insisted on taking Sima Yi as her mount.
Sima Yi had no choice but to carry her around the room.
Thinking of this, Shen Xinran's face turned red instantly. She ran back to the side hall without looking back. Oh my God, is there anything more shameful than this!
Looking at Shen Xinran's leaving back, Sima Yi curled the corners of his lips, then turned around and went to the Hall of Supreme Harmony to attend court.
He was wearing a dragon robe, his posture was upright, and every step he took seemed steady and powerful. The cuffs were inlaid with exquisite gold edges, adding a touch of royal luxury and style.
When he returned from court, he casually asked the eunuch at the door, "Where's Xiao Xiangzi?"
The young eunuch replied respectfully, "Eunuch Jixiang is in the side hall and has not come out yet."
Sima Yi walked through the long corridor and entered the side hall.
When Shen Xinran heard the sound, he quickly covered his head with the quilt.
Seeing this, Sima Yi stepped forward and ripped off Shen Xinran's quilt. His voice was deep and powerful: "Now, we should settle yesterday's account!"
Shen Xinran's eyes suddenly widened, "What account!"
Sima Yi stood up and began to untie his belt. His movements were graceful and calm.
Shen Xinran hugged the quilt tightly and retreated backwards, "It's still daytime, you...what are you doing!"
Sima Yi glanced at Shen Xinran, then showed his arm that was bitten by Shen Xinran, and said nonchalantly: "You bit me, so should I bite back?"
Shen Xinran's heart tightened, "You can't settle this account like this. If a dog bites you, you can't bite it back!"
Sima Yi sneered and said, "I can't bite back, but I usually choose to kill the dog."
When Shen Xinran heard this, he was secretly delighted. Isn't this an opportunity that comes right to his doorstep?
She put down the quilt, her eyes determined: "Then you'd better kill me! I want euthanasia!"
Sima Yi reached out and gently stroked Shen Xinran's face. His voice was low and full of temptation, "But you are so cute, how can I bear to do that!"
Shen Xinran blinked and said in a provocative tone: "You were the one who said you wanted to settle the score, you can't just go back on your word!"
Sima Yi frowned and thought for a moment, "In that case, until my left hand recovers, you will be my left hand!"
After Sima Yi finished speaking, he left.
Shen Xinran was so angry that she gritted her teeth. She took the pillow and threw it at Sima Yi's back. Damn it, couldn't she just give her a quick death?
When Sima Yi was eating, he didn't like being stared at, so only Fu Shou and Shen Xinran were present.
As the last dish was gently placed on the table, he waved gently to Fushou, indicating that he could leave.
Then, he turned to Shen Xinran and said confidently, "Serve me the food."
Shen Xinran opened his eyes wide in surprise, "If I remember correctly, I bit your left hand."
Sima Yi didn't care, "But my left hand is injured, so I don't want to move my right hand either."
Shen Xinran was almost laughing out of anger. She took a deep breath, took a step forward, and asked, "Master, what would you like to eat?"
Sima Yi leaned back in his chair, his voice lazily saying, "As long as you feed it, anything is fine."
Shen Xinran nodded slightly, thinking to himself, you asked for this.
She reached out and picked up a piece of green onion with chopsticks, gently passed it to Sima Yi's mouth, and said with a mischievous smile: "Master, eat some green onion."
Sima Yi frowned slightly and was about to refuse.
Shen Xinran had already stuffed the green onion into his mouth, and said with a hint of ridicule: "The green onion is evergreen, I wish you good health and longevity."
Sima Yi's anger instantly became unbearable.
Then, Shen Xinran picked up another piece of ginger with chopsticks and continued to say with a smile: "Master, eat another piece of ginger. The fragrance of ginger is overflowing. I wish you good health."
Sima Yi glanced at her and opened his mouth to eat the shredded ginger that he hated the most.
Shen Xinran's eyes swept across the table and finally landed on a piece of garlic.
She was about to find a suitable blessing, but Sima Yi got there first, sneering and reminding her, "Are you trying to say 'the house is filled with the aroma of garlic, and the house is filled with blessings?'"
A hint of surprise flashed in Shen Xinran's eyes, "That's what I mean. I'm really smart. I already know how to answer quickly."
She handed the garlic to Sima Yi's mouth, and he opened his mouth cooperatively.
In this meal, the dishes that Shen Xinran fed Sima Yi were almost all onions, ginger and garlic, and Sima Yi ate them calmly.
The atmosphere between the two became more subtle during this small interaction.
After finishing his meal, Sima Yi stood up. Shen Xinran thought he was going to take a nap, but he walked over to her, which gave her a sudden sense of foreboding.
Sima Yi curled the corners of his lips, suddenly put his arms around her waist, leaned over and kissed her. Shen Xinran was stunned by this sudden action.
After Sima Yi let go, she opened her mouth and complained: "What are you doing? Your mouth smells bad."
Sima Yi sneered in response: "Isn't this the taste you just fed me?"
Shen Xinran glared at Sima Yi and picked up the teacup on the table to rinse his mouth.
Sima Yi also silently picked up the teacup and started drinking. He felt like he had just eaten all the shredded ginger in his life.
Shen Xinran stood up and prepared to leave.
But Sima Yi suddenly grabbed her hand. Shen Xinran could only turn around and asked unhappily, "What's wrong?"
Sima Yi looked at Shen Xinran with a strange look in his eyes, "Your hemorrhoids seem to be acting up again."
Shen Xinran was stunned for a moment and asked, "What hemorrhoids?"
Sima Yi pointed behind Shen Xinran, "It's that hemorrhoid. This time it's bleeding more than last time."
Shen Xinran's face turned red instantly. Her menstrual period had been irregular, so she ignored it. Who would have thought that Sima Yi would find out again.
Sima Yi's eyes were filled with worry: "I'm not proficient in this, but I can help you find a doctor to take a look."
Shen Xinran's voice was a little embarrassed: "No... no need."
Sima Yi frowned slightly, "Really? I think it's quite serious."
Shen Xinran waved his hand, "Actually... this is a common problem among eunuchs. It happens every month. After so many years, I'm used to it."
After she finished speaking, she turned and ran back to the side hall, hurriedly picked up clean clothes and menstrual belt, and rushed to the toilet.
Who else could it be but her who suffered social failure twice in one day?
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