Chapter 374 The Coward's Black Moonlight Witch 05
Chu Bojian felt helpless and could only advise her: "If something happens to Tang Qian, you will also go to jail!"
Shen Xinran frowned slightly, "There are only two of us here. As long as you don't say it, no one will know."
Chu Bojian pinched his eyebrows and explained patiently, "But the problem is that technology is very advanced now. The police only need to check fingerprints and you can't escape."
Shen Xinran nodded, "Okay then."
Just as Chu Bojian took the medicine bag from Shen Xinran, Tang Qian suddenly walked into the classroom. She walked straight to her seat and reached out to pick up the water cup.
Chu Bojian turned to look at Shen Xinran, his tone a little nervous, "You didn't put drugs in it just now, did you?"
Shen Xinran looked innocent, "I forgot."
Chu Bojian took a deep breath, then quickly stepped forward and decisively knocked the water cup out of Tang Qian's hand.
The water cup fell to the ground with a clang, splashing water all over the floor.
Tang Qian turned around abruptly, glared at Chu Bojian fiercely, and shouted angrily: "Chu Bojian, you've been with that silly girl for too long, are you crazy too?"
Chu Bojian glanced at Shen Xinran, only to see her looking at him with sparkling eyes. He coughed lightly and retorted, "Did you eat that old dried corpse this morning? Your mouth stinks!"
Tang Qian's eyes widened as she pointed at herself, seemingly unable to believe her ears. "You...you..."
Chu Bojian walked over to Shen Xinran and whispered encouragement, "It's your turn now. Go ahead. I'll help you watch."
Chen Xinran stood up and said the most pointed words with the most innocent expression, "You standing here is more disgusting than your second uncle's festering paronychia."
Tang Qian's face flushed with anger. She pointed at Shen Xinran's face and angrily shouted, "Silly girl, are you crazy?"
Chen Xinran continued calmly, "Your face is thicker than your grandmother's fingernails. Your cerebellum is smaller than your second uncle's corns. You are taller than you..."
When the other students went upstairs, they saw Tang Qian covering her mouth and running down crying. They asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"
Tang Qian cried and replied, "Silly girl, your swearing is too filthy."
Shen Xinran returned to her seat, a satisfied smile on her lips. She found that cursing was a more satisfying way to vent her anger than using rat poison.
She silently decided in her heart that she would use this method to deal with other people's provocations in the future.
In order to prevent herself from forgetting, she took out her little notebook and carefully wrote down the formula for swearing.
When she turned to the small black account she had written for Chu Bojian, she frowned and thought for a moment, then crossed out the top entry.
Since Chu Bojian taught her how to curse, she didn't mind him calling her a silly girl.
However, he also cheated grandma out of her money!
After going through all this, Chu Bojian was no longer in the mood to play basketball. He went straight back to his seat, leaned back, and breathed a sigh of relief.
This silly girl is not only stupid, but also reckless. When she is unhappy, she actually drugs others!
He felt that the ten dollars he was getting was his due and no one could accuse him of anything wrong.
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When the get out of class was about to end, Chu Bojian went to the bathroom. When he came out of the bathroom, the bell for the end of get out of class rang.
He returned to the classroom, but found that Shen Xinran had disappeared. He asked the classmate near the door, "Have you seen Silly Girl?"
The classmate packed up his things and replied, "She left after the bell rang. She might have gone home."
When Chu Bojian heard this, he grabbed his schoolbag and ran to the school gate, but he still didn't see Shen Xinran at the school gate.
He started looking around the school. Although the silly girl was silly, she was pretty. Could she have been kidnapped?
I heard that some old men specifically kidnap young girls to be their wives. Thinking of this, Chu Bojian became even more anxious.
He ran towards home and saw Shen Xinran standing alone at the fork in the road, carrying a schoolbag and looking around.
This made him breathe a sigh of relief. Yesterday, in order to train Silly Girl, he deliberately hid and did not show up. Unexpectedly, Silly Girl was also stubborn and went back by herself today.
Chu Bojian stepped forward quickly and said in a reproachful tone, "Why didn't you tell me you were going home? I've been looking for you for a long time. What if you get lost? How am I going to explain to your grandma?"
Shen Xinran responded and turned around, glanced at Chu Bojian, frowned and said: "I drew a map, I won't get lost."
Chu Bojian glanced at the notebook in Shen Xinran's hand. He saw some lines drawn on it that he couldn't understand. He sneered, "You call this a map?"
Shen Xinran nodded seriously and began to explain: "This is school, this is home, this is the way home, I am here now."
Chu Bojian didn't expect Shen Xinran to speak so logically. His expression relaxed a little. "Okay, you can go home by yourself in the future, but you must tell me in advance. Also, if you meet a stranger who talks to you on the way, ignore him."
Shen Xinran wanted to move forward, but suddenly remembered something, turned back, and said seriously: "You were angry with me just now."
Chu Bojian was about to speak and ask what Shen Xinran meant.
Then he heard Shen Xinran scolding him using the words he had taught him: "Your IQ is not even as high as your third aunt's grandmother's blood pressure. You look like the poop that the old cow at the village entrance pooped out. Your..."
Chu Bojian: “…”
Why did he teach this silly girl to curse? The curses were so harsh that he wanted to cry.
But no matter what, Chu Bojian still handed Shen Xinran safely to He Baifeng. He politely declined He Baifeng's invitation to stay for dinner.
Because he needed some time to digest Shen Xinran's words, woooo, how could he look like a pile of poop?
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He Baifeng is a famous fortune teller in this town. Someone asked her to perform a ritual the next day, so after dinner, she took out all the instruments and materials needed for the ritual.
After seeing the talisman paper, Shen Xinran was a little curious and asked, "Grandma, what is this?"
He Baifeng smiled and replied, "This is talisman paper. You can just draw something on it and use it to fool people."
Shen Xinran asked again: "Can I draw?"
He Baifeng nodded and said with a smile: "Of course, if you want to play, go ahead and play!"
After she finished speaking, she handed Shen Xinran a blue book, which she had bought at a street stall when she was young. She had been performing rituals based on the contents in the book over the years.
Shen Xinran took the book, flipped through a few pages, and put it aside. Because she realized that everything in this book was fake, whether it was the formation or the talisman, it was all made up.
She simply picked up the brush, dipped it in cinnabar, and began to draw on the talisman paper. The brush danced on the paper, as if it had life, drawing out symbols full of mysterious colors.
But she couldn't remember the pattern of the talisman, so she could only follow her feelings. After drawing only ten, she felt a severe headache.
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