Chu Mu squeezed his legs together: "Whoa!"
Chi Ruisi held Chu Mu's butt and shook it: "Master, are you riding comfortably?"
"It's hard and prickly." Chu Mu cursed, "You beast, you would have been slaughtered in the past."
Chi Ruisi was not annoyed: "Young Master's mind is really hard to guess. He clearly said in the sedan chair that he liked my hard and rough penis."
On the barrage:
[…I’m convinced.]
[This is a high-speed vehicle. Minors, please get off the vehicle voluntarily.]
【Look at Chu Maomao's expression. 】
Countless viewers took screenshots at the same time and added text to make emoticons: [Cat angry] [Cat stretching out its claws] [Cat scratching people]...
Chu Mu jumped off Chi Xiusi and scratched him.
The paper figures quickly surrounded him and half-pulled and half-shoved him towards the courtyard gate.
"Bride, please step over the fire basin to get rid of bad luck."
A paper-made girl floated out holding a brazier.
Chu Mu looked into the brazier and his expression changed slightly.
What was burning in the pot was not ordinary charcoal fire. The charred pieces that looked like pieces of meat gave off a faint fragrance.
In the eyes of others, this is just a pot of somewhat strange burnt meat.
In Chu Mu's eyes, he saw a creature with a human head and a snake body tied up by heavy iron chains.
That is the mountain god Zhu Yin.
In the mythological system of some dimensions, Zhuyin is Zhulong, a kind of mountain god.
The mythological system of this plane has long collapsed. The Zhu Yin that Chu Mu saw was most likely a mythological invasion caused by the fusion of the planes.
So this Zhu Yin is not a dragon, but a snake with a human head.
But no matter what, his identity as a mountain god is true.
At the very least, a mountain god is a demigod.
These ghosts from Miao Meng's Thirteen Caves actually used the flesh of the mountain god to make charcoal for removing filth.
Are their strength really so terrifying?
"Bride," the paper figurine said without any inflection, "hurry up and jump over the fire basin. Only after you have done so can you enter the yard."
Chu Mu didn't know what the charcoal brazier made of mountain god meat would do, so he didn't dare to step over it rashly.
The paper man saw Chu Mu's hesitation, and the expression on his paper face changed instantly.
"Bride, jump over the fire basin!"
Two paper figures floated over, one on the left and one on the right, trying to grab Chu Mu.
Chi Xiusi moved even faster. He picked up Chu Mu horizontally and leaped over the brazier with his long legs.
The black fire in the basin trembled, but there was no major change.
"Master, do you feel comfortable in my embrace?" There was a hint of teasing in Chi Xiusi's voice.
Chu Mu: ...
The paper figures gathered around again: "The bride is jumping over the fire basin..."
"Don't you have eyes?" Chi Xiusi said with a serious face, looking like a vicious dog. "Hasn't this already been crossed?"
Yes, it only says that you have to jump over the fire pot, it doesn’t say that you can’t be held by someone while jumping over it.
Chi Ruisi continued to pua: "Employees like you can't even pass the probation period in my company. You have neither brains nor ability. What do I need you for? I can just burn you to death."
Chu Mu clearly saw the black eyeballs of the paper man rolling up and down, left and right, and finally showing a cross-eyed and demented look.
The paper-made figures made way, and Chi Ruisi walked in with Chu Mu in his arms under the dumbfounded gaze of the action team.
On the barrage:
[Arrogant, too arrogant.]
[As expected of the Chi Group's overlord, this capitalist's face is amazing.]
What I'm more curious about now is, since this show is live, how did they add the special effects? Once or twice is fine, but these paper figures are so real...
[+1, I've suspected this for a long time, but I didn't dare to say it.]
[Fuck, this can’t be true, right?]
Are you all stupid? Since it's the national superpower doing this, what do special effects matter? You can interact with virtual characters at concerts, so this is nothing.
[Indeed, I would rather believe these are special effects than real ghosts.]
The audience's doubts were quickly suppressed by the "impossible" statement.
The head of the Public Opinion Management Center breathed a sigh of relief.
Just now, an order came from the superiors that a place in Piaopiao Country has been trapped in the ghost zone and is being forced to broadcast live.
The other party was waiting for Zhongzhou to be the first whistleblower to focus their fire, but Zhongzhou certainly refused to be fooled.
Now it's just a matter of keeping the eagle awake.
Whichever side loses control first must stand up.
The person in charge clasped his hands together and said, "No matter which immortal you are, please protect our Central Continent."
His gaze shifted to the live broadcast screen.
"Chu Mu, if you can hold on this time, I'll bring my whole family to vote for you! Twenty mobile phones at once!"
In the ghost realm, Chu Mu had already walked around the courtyard.
This mansion is much larger than the one in the first cave. It is enough for two people in the action team to live in a room as the bride's relatives and friends.
"Have all the rooms been allocated?" Chu Mu ran into Xiao Zhou and Bai Hu as he walked out of the new house.
"It's divided," Xiao Zhou said, his expression showing no sign of relief. "There are only paper figurines in the house. We can live anywhere except the wedding room."
Baihu looked at Chu Mu for a few seconds and said, "Mr. Chu, are you okay? This clothes..."
Chu Mu was still wearing his purple wedding dress.
The soul of a tribe is attached to this protective robe. Chu Mu is the little prince they want to protect. In front of Chu Mu, the wedding dress is gentle and friendly.
However, in the eyes of others, it is still an extremely dangerous evil creature.
It will unconsciously be wary of everyone who approaches Chu Mu.
The inexplicable holes on Chi Xiusi's clothes were caused by the wedding dress.
You should know that the thousand-year-old ghosts and gods are surrounded by a protective divine light.
The attack of the wedding dress pierced the divine light and almost pierced into Chi Xiusi's soul several times.
This is already quite terrifying strength.
"I'm fine," Chu Mu said, ending the topic of the wedding dress. "The ghosts that escorted the bride all disappeared. I caught the paper figures in the yard and questioned them. They said that the Second Cave and the Eleventh Cave behind it are all together. If we go over the mountain behind us, we'll reach the Third Cave."
Baihu looked a little confused.
Chi Ruisi appeared from behind and said, "Let's put it this way. If we're in a horror game right now, the First Cave is like the game lobby, responsible for screening the initial players. Those who are qualified are sent to the Novice Village."
After Chi Ruisi described it this way, Baihu and Xiao Zhou understood at the same time.
Chu Mu glanced at Guishen and said, "I can't believe that Mr. Chi, who is almost dead, is still playing young people's games."
Chi Ruisi naturally grabbed Chu Mu's waist and said, "I'm pretty good at games. Xiao Chu, do you want to give it a try?"
Chu Mu elbowed him in the chest.
Ever since seeing Chi Ruisi using the power of the Lord God, Chu Mu was certain that he was pretending to be weak and sick, so he really didn't show any mercy in this attack.
Chi Xiusi's smile remained unchanged: "You guys chat, I'll go see Ah Zhong."
Chu Mu didn't even give him an extra glance. Chi Xiusi walked around the corridor as usual, but when he turned into the darkness, he knelt on one knee with his hand on his chest.
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