Chapter 31 Why must I be a favorite concubine?
There is no coincidence in the world.
As soon as Zhao Miaomiao returned to Yulan Palace, she met Eunuch Gao who came to ask her about her menstrual cycle.
Eunuch Gao should have been waiting in Yulan Palace for a while, but he did not enter the palace. Instead, he waited at the palace gate.
Seeing Zhao Miaomiao coming back, Eunuch Gao hurried forward to pay his respects, "Greetings, Her Majesty Lanpin."
Zhao Miaomiao: "Oh, it's you. Get up, get up."
Eunuch Gao had a very good impression of Zhao Miaomiao because she allowed the emperor to eat half a bowl of rice more. She was truly a great contributor!
So Eunuch Gao treated Zhao Miaomiao with respect and gentleness: "Lady Lan, you have gone to pay your respects to the Queen Mother."
Zhao Miaomiao nodded, "Yes, I also had breakfast at the Queen Mother's."
Eunuch Gao was slightly surprised. The Empress Dowager actually invited Concubine Lan to have breakfast with her? You know, there are so many concubines in the harem. Except for the virtuous concubine from the Empress Dowager's mother's family, no one else has ever had breakfast in the Empress Dowager's palace.
Therefore, Eunuch Gao became more determined. Zhao Miaomiao had a bright future and would eventually become one of the four concubines.
He became more gentle and humble towards Zhao Miaomiao: "Lady Lan, this old slave is here to inquire about your menstrual cycle so that I can be registered and have your name assigned to serve you in bed."
"Ah, that's it."
Zhao Miaomiao nodded and said, "My menstrual cycle is very simple. It comes once a month and lasts for thirty or thirty-one days each time."
Eunuch Gao was still taking notes seriously. After he finished writing, he looked at it and found that something was wrong. Doesn't this mean that he would have his period for the entire month?
Eunuch Gao put away his pen and said with a smile, "Empress Lan, you are joking."
Zhao Miaomiao said seriously: "I'm not kidding you. You don't have your period, so how do you know if women really have it like this? Irregular menstruation, excessive menstruation, these conditions are real."
High Chamberlain:…………
"In that case, does Your Majesty need to call a royal physician to take a look?"
"Need not."
Zhao Miaomiao waved her hands and imitated the Queen Mother's words: "What can those old useless people in the Imperial Hospital know? They are not women."
Eunuch Gao said, "Perhaps the imperial physicians can prescribe some medicine for the Empress to regulate her body and replenish her Qi and blood."
Zhao Miaomiao: "No, no, look at me like I'm short of energy and blood. I know my menstruation very well. It comes when I want to, and doesn't come when I don't want to. Sometimes it doesn't come for half a year, and sometimes it lasts half a year. There's nothing anyone can do about it."
No. 99: ...Host, you might as well tell him directly that as long as he doesn't arrange for you to sleep with him, your aunt will instantly become punctual.
Eunuch Gao was still in a dilemma. "What about the arrangement on this sign and the matter of sleeping with the emperor..."
The opportunity has come.
Zhao Miaomiao approached Eunuch Gao and whispered, "Why don't you just replace my nameplate with someone else's? That way the number of names will match, and you won't have to worry about it. I won't have to sleep with you, and the other sisters will have an extra chance to sleep with you. It's like killing three birds with one stone."
Eunuch Gao was completely bewildered: ???
He had been in the palace for so many years, and he had only heard of concubines begging him to replace other people's badges with their own. This was the first time he had seen the opposite operation, where someone gave their own badge to someone else.
Zhao Miaomiao said: "Look, I can't sleep with the emperor now. Even if the emperor flips the card and it's me, I can't do anything. But the other sisters in the harem can sleep with the emperor! They are eagerly waiting to sleep with the emperor. Why not flip the card over with them more!"
Eunuch Gao asked, "Whose name does your Majesty intend to write on your nameplate?"
Zhao Miaomiao: "Jieyu Rong."
It’s Concubine Rong again.
Eunuch Gao still remembered that last time at the study door, Concubine Rong brought several guards to chase Concubine Lan. It seemed that Concubine Rong was targeting Concubine Lan at that time.
Therefore, Eunuch Gao reasonably suspected that Concubine Rong had bad intentions and deceived and fooled the simple-minded Concubine Lan.
Poor Concubine Lan was sold and was still helping others count money.
Suddenly, Eunuch Gao looked at Zhao Miaomiao with a pitiful look in his eyes and sighed, "I understand what your Majesty means. I will go back and seriously consider it."
"Not bad, not bad."
Zhao Miaomiao patted Eunuch Gao's shoulder with satisfaction and said, "Young man, you are very smart."
Eunuch Gao smiled, bowed politely to Zhao Miaomiao, and left.
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