Chapter 2 The original setting of the pass - Stupid vampire Miao and Stupid salted fish Miao
1) Vampire Sand Sculpture Miao
Zhao Miaomiao is a vampire who has lived for thousands of years.
She was a very ordinary vampire, nothing special.
If I have to say, Zhao Miaomiao is quite talented and can be said to be knowledgeable and versatile.
There is no other way. I have lived for too long and have nothing to do, so I have to read some books.
So whether it is history, astronomy, geography, biology, chemistry, or even mathematics, Zhao Miaomiao is very good at it.
Secondly, Zhao Miaomiao is very beautiful.
There's no way around it. As a vampire, she's naturally good-looking, with fair skin, beautiful looks, and bright eyes. Even when she doesn't show her fangs, Zhao Miaomiao is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Also, Zhao Miaomiao is very rich, the kind of rich that can rival a country.
There is no way. In fact, Zhao Miaomiao doesn’t want to make so much money. Money is of no use to him.
But Zhao Miaomiao can’t spend it all!
Any old item Zhao Miaomiao sells becomes an antique. If he puts the money in the bank and forgets to withdraw it, the money will just increase.
In short, Zhao Miaomiao is the best of the best... Oh, no, the best of the best vampires.
Apart from the fact that he couldn't die, there was nothing wrong with Zhao Miaomiao's life.
Yes, immortality is Zhao Miaomiao’s shortcoming!
But this is also where the problem arises.
This guy has been a vampire for too long and it's really boring.
Zhao Miaomiao tried to work hard every day, pretending that she loved her job and going to work every day.
As a result, the performance is getting better and better.
Zhao Miaomiao tried to be lazy and eat nothing every day, doing nothing but eating and sleeping.
Well, I just ate whatever I wanted every day, and hey, I didn’t die.
Zhao Miaomiao has tried staying up late playing games, eating whatever she wants, and doing all kinds of extreme sports...
Anyway, these are the methods that humans said are easy to die. Zhao Miaomiao tried them all, but he just couldn't die.
There is no way. Zhao Miaomiao is the last vampire in the world. All of Zhao Miaomiao’s natural enemies have been eliminated due to the laws of nature. Zhao Miaomiao doesn’t know how he has survived until now.
But the problem lies here. Zhao Miaomiao doesn’t know how she survived, so she doesn’t know how she can die.
Zhao Miaomiao was speechless and helpless, but in the end she learned to just let things take their course.
Until I woke up today, a person called System No. 99... Let's call it a person for now, it's not a vampire anyway.
No. 99 found Zhao Miaomiao and said, "Zhao Miaomiao, you are the last vampire in the world. The world is in chaos now. We need you to step forward and save humanity."
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"Not interested."
Zhao Miaomiao refused flatly and got up to get a blood bag from the refrigerator to eat.
Zhao Miaomiao has stopped drinking human blood a long time ago.
After a long period of research, she found that the human body has many times more diseases than animals, so for the sake of health, Zhao Miaomiao has started drinking animal blood.
No. 99 probably didn't expect Zhao Miaomiao to refuse so bluntly, so it paused and tilted its mechanical head in confusion.
Hey, it's pretty cute.
It seems to be just a simple robot.
Zhao Miaomiao asked it, "Where are you from? The latest high-tech? Or an alien?"
Number 99 replied: "I come from star 9872, which is a..."
"Okay, okay, I believe you, okay." Zhao Miaomiao drank the blood and threw the blood bag away. "I'm a vampire, you're an alien. This world is normal, there's nothing wrong with it."
No. 99: "So why did you reject my proposal? We have detected that the Earth is in great turmoil. Only you can save humanity."
"That's the problem. Why would I save humanity?"
Zhao Miaomiao was a little helpless and spread his hands, indicating that he really didn't want to do this.
"What does the life and death of humans have to do with me? I haven't drunk human blood for a long time. As long as animals are still around, I'm fine."
No. 99 might not understand why someone has the ability to save the earth but doesn't, so he tilts his mechanical head in confusion.
Zhao Miaomiao's vampire grandmother, who has lived for nearly ten thousand years, always told her since she was a child that if she wanted to live long, she should ignore everything.
But how do you explain to a robot the selfishness of vampires?
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"Anyway, please go back to your 9th planet. You can be your alien, and I can be my vampire. We won't interfere with each other. Okay."
Zhao Miaomiao was about to leave when she remembered something and turned back. "Oh, by the way, you just said that you found a way to kill me?"
No. 99: "Yes, through our research we have discovered that the Earth is in turmoil..."
"Get to the point!"
"As long as you restore the Earth to stability and the world to peace, the Earth will automatically reshape itself, and you will completely disappear from the Earth."
Zhao Miaomiao's eyes lit up.
Why didn’t you tell me about this good thing earlier!
No. 99: "We know that this is very cruel to you. You have to sacrifice your life to save the Earth, so we have specially prepared..."
"No need!" Zhao Miaomiao interrupted No. 99. "Saving the Earth is my responsibility. What's that old saying? Protecting the environment... No, protecting the Earth is everyone's responsibility. So let's get started now!"
Number 99 probably didn't expect Zhao Miaomiao's attitude to change so quickly, so he froze for a moment. After a few seconds of automatic repair, he began issuing tasks: "There are too many unfair things in this world. Every day, lives are lost due to betrayal, deception, and exploitation."
Zhao Miaomiao was a little disdainful: "I thought it was something new. Humans have been living in this way of killing each other for hundreds of years."
No. 99: "Yes, that's the problem. Humanity has been developing like this for a long time, which has led to an increasing amount of negative energy on Earth. As a result, the Earth's balance has begun to become unbalanced, and it is gradually heading towards collapse."
"Energy?" Zhao Miaomiao pondered. "So, shouldn't an Ultraman appear at this time and use the Broad Wave of Justice to save the Earth?"
No. 99 looked at Zhao Miaomiao with confusion.
Well, embarrassing.
Zhao Miaomiao: "Oh, it's okay. I thought Ultraman was real too. Because you are all aliens, haha, just keep going."
No. 99: "So, we hope, through you, to restore some of the injustices. These injustices may be spread across dynasties, countries, and even planets. We need you to travel back in time and restore order."
"Oh, I see. To put it simply, you need me to travel through time to complete the mission." Zhao Miaomiao made an OK gesture. "Don't worry, I've read a lot of novels, so I'm very familiar with this routine. Let's get started now."
"But you haven't done any simulation training yet, nor have you..."
"Oh, it's okay, no need to simulate it. It's not a big deal. I won't die."
No. 99: "Okay, then I'll randomly select a task for you now."
Zhao Miaomiao's last words before traveling through time were: "Oh, by the way, if I'm not satisfied with or don't like these people, can I have them for dinner?"
No. 99: Why do I feel like this mission is bound to fail...
The Earth is probably doomed...
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Salted Fish Sand Sculpture Miao
I am a salted fish. I am neither beautiful nor rich, nor do I have profound knowledge.
In short, I didn't have what I wanted.
It is a standard salted fish in contemporary society.
If you say that I must have some advantages, then I can be a first-class player of retreat drum, a successor of socialism, a descendant of Yan and Huang, and a king of verbal attacks.
But even though I am such an excellent person, I am now facing a problem!
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