Chapter 24: 100 Days of Cooking for the Villain Master - Day 24
After Guiqu said this, he felt a little regretful.
He always felt that given the personality of the girl in front of him, she might directly tell Chi Ying that Chi Ying was the King of Hell.
But you all thought Zhao Miaomiao would do this, but Zhao Miaomiao didn't.
Zhao Miaomiao tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said, "This is based on the amnesia routine I've learned from the TV dramas I've watched.
There are several ways to restore your memory.
First: hit your head against something hard.
Great strength brings about miracles.
Let's give Chiying a crack on the head and give him a good hit, maybe he'll remember."
Guiqu listened and was a little worried: "Beat the King of Hell...
Is this really possible?
Even though the King of Hell is going through a tribulation right now, he's still very powerful. If we fail to sneak attack him, we'll probably be killed!"
Zhao Miaomiao spread his hands, "Then I don't know.
I can only provide you with a solution.
At most, when you come to hammer someone on a dark and windy night, I will open the door for you and hand you a hammer.
I can't beat Chi Ying, and I don't plan to beat Chi Ying.
I still have a few things to do and I need Chiying's help.
So, I'm just telling you that this method might work.
You can think about it again whether to do it or not."
Guiqu always felt that this seemed like a trap.
He didn't know when he was brought in by Zhao Miaomiao.
And it’s not coming out yet!
Zhao Miaomiao continued, "Second: let him return to a familiar place, do familiar things, and meet familiar people.
It means taking Chi Ying to the underworld and letting him go through his daily routine as the King of Hell."
Zhao Miaomiao said, pointing to the surrounding scene and said: “Look, Chiying’s previous working environment was so special.
Bring him over here and let him take a look.
Let him experience the work of the King of Hell for a day.
I guess I can remember it.
Even if he can't remember, he will still be very confused as to why you want him to be the King of Hell.
Then, as the investigation continued, I guess everything would be known.”
This is the only reliable way.
But after hearing this, Guiqu shook his head and said, "No.
The King of Hell cannot return to the underworld until he has recovered his memory and gone through the tribulation.
So just now, only you, the girl, fell down, but the King of Hell was stopped above.
That’s why.”
Zhao Miaomiao: “Oh, that’s nothing we can do.
The second method is pass.
But it doesn’t matter, I have a third solution.
Kiss. "
Guiqu thought he had misheard, "What...what is that?"
Zhao Miaomiao repeated: "Kiss.
Kiss, boo boo!
Do you understand?
Just mouth to mouth, mua come on."
Guiqu blushed, but it couldn't be seen through the black veil.
But his suddenly louder voice and panicky tone still revealed his current feeling of helplessness.
“I, I, I, I, I… Of course I know what a kiss is!!
I'm asking why this method exists!"
Zhao Miaomiao calmly explained, “I don’t know if you’ve ever read fairy tales.
You see, in the fairy tale world, Snow White ate a poisoned apple and was poisoned to death.
Then the prince gave her a kiss and she came back to life.
Look at Sleeping Beauty again, she has been sleeping for more than ten years.
Then the prince gave her a kiss and she woke up.
There are many more examples like this.
Although there is a slight dimensional wall between the fairy tale world and your world.
But I was thinking, the stories in the fairy tale world are so unreasonable that poisoning can be cured by kissing.
And your world is not rational either. Smallpox can be cured by practicing qigong.
So I guess there may be some similarities between these two worlds.
Besides, it’s all a solution, just give it a try.
A kiss won't kill you, so just give it a try and see."
Guiqu's face flushed red as he stammered, "Then, then, then, then... who's going to... go, go, go, kiss the King of Hell?"
Zhao Miaomiao said as a matter of course: "Of course it's you.
I am not familiar with Chiying.
You are Chiying's subordinate. What's wrong with making some sacrifices in order for Chiying to return to his job?
Moreover, it was because you forgot in the beginning that Chi Ying didn't remember it.
So it's all your fault.
This kiss, dear, must also be done by you."
When Guiqu heard that he was going to kiss Chiying, he hurriedly yelled, "No, no, no!
I am a man!
How could I kiss the King of Hell? "
Zhao Miaomiao said seriously: "Why not?
On the contrary, only men can do it.
You see, there is a saying that men and women should not touch each other.
It means boys and girls can't kiss. (Of course, that's not what I mean. Liushui is just kidding... No, it's kidding.)
But there is no saying that men should not touch each other.
So when it comes to kissing, it’s better for men to do it with men.”
Guiqu's face is so hot that you can fry an egg on it.
He stopped talking, pursed his lips, and was in a dilemma.
Seeing that he was silent, Zhao Miaomiao asked him, "What's wrong?
Are you dissatisfied with these two methods?
It's okay, don't worry.
I've thought of it all for you.
At night, tonight for example.
You took advantage of the dark night and strong wind to come to Chiying's residence.
As for me, I'll pretend to sleepwalk and open the door for you.
Then you sneak in and find the location of the red shadow.
First bang, give him a hammer.
Then wait for a while, if Chiying doesn't react.
You pounce on him again, grab Chiying's collar and kiss him forcefully.
Give a slap and then a sweet date.
Chi Ying will definitely be confused by your actions and be stunned.
Then he won't remember and won't blame you for hitting him."
Although Guiqu felt that what Zhao Miaomiao said made some sense, he was still struggling...
One way is to hit the King of Hell on the head...
Another way is to kiss... kiss... kiss...
oops!
No matter which method I use, it will definitely cost me my life!
I might as well quit now.
Then quickly ask Meng Po for a bowl of soup, drink it and then reincarnate!
I'm really going to die!
Why is it so difficult to be a ghost?
Seeing that Guiqu remained silent, Zhao Miaomiao patted Guiqu on the shoulder and asked him with his head down, "Brother, don't worry about it.
Just tell me, do you want Chiying to remember it or not?"
Guiqu trembled slightly, and after a long while he uttered a word, "I want..."
Zhao Miaomiao: “That’s it.
Don't think too much, just do it.
Just treat it as a job, it’s no big deal.”
Guiqu hesitated for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!
Try it first!
We have to give the King of Hell some stimulation to make him remember!
Otherwise, dragging it out like this is not a solution."
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