Chapter 1 The bound host is a fool
[Binding to host...binding in progress...binding completed...]
[Ding ding ding…System starting up…]
Zhao Miaomiao opened her eyes and found herself lying on a blue ocean, dotted with stars and fluorescent lights, just like...
Wait a minute!
On the ocean?
Zhao Miaomiao was shocked. She got up and took a look. Hey, it was true.
She is standing on the sea!
"When did I learn how to float on water?"
Zhao Miaomiao felt both proud and smug. She stretched out her foot to step into the water and found that she would not fall.
"Could it be that after a person dies, they can float on water? Hey, no one told me that!"
Yes, Zhao Miaomiao is dead.
She died of illness, in the late stage of stomach cancer. After staying in the hospital for three months, she still couldn't make it and died.
Zhao Miaomiao's life was ordinary and dull, just like a salted fish.
He grew up in an orphanage and had mediocre academic performance. After graduation, he went back and forth between the company and home. Not long after that, he was diagnosed with cancer.
Zhao Miaomiao didn't feel wronged, because everyone will die one day.
During the last few days in the hospital, I ate and vomited, vomited and slept, slept and ate again, and ate and vomited again. I lived quite comfortably.
[Host, hello, I am System No. 99. From now on, I will help you...]
Before System No. 99 could finish his words, Zhao Miaomiao, the chatterbox, interrupted him directly.
"Host? Oh, I see! I traveled through time, didn't I? Yay! I still have this kind of opportunity."
[Host, I...]
"Not bad, not bad. It seems that I have done a lot of good deeds in my daily life. I have helped old ladies cross the street and given a dollar to beggars.
You know what? That one dollar was my breakfast. I couldn’t bear to spend it on buns, so I gave it directly to the beggar. I was so heartbroken.”
[No... Host, calm down and listen to me...]
"No, no, I know the rules. I've read many books like this. Let's get started. Which story should we start with?"
After Zhao Miaomiao interrupted No. 99 again and again, No. 99 started to get angry!
[Shut up! Listen to what I have to say first!]
Zhao Miaomiao became obedient instantly after being yelled at.
"Oh, okay."
System No. 99 readjusted its breath, pretended nothing had happened, and started over.
[Host, hello. I am System 99. From now on, I will help you...]
"Oh, by the way, where are you from? Is it the latest high technology? Or are you an alien?"
puff………………
System No. 99 almost vomited blood.
If it could kill the host at will, it would have immediately dealt with this chatterbox!
Meanwhile, Zhao Miaomiao kept babble-ing, "If it's an alien, have you ever seen Ultraman? Does it really exist?"
【I can resurrect you.】
"Um?"
Zhao Miaomiao suspected that she had heard it wrongly, "What?"
System 99 repeated, "I can revive you. As long as you complete our mission."
"You should have said this earlier!"
No. 99 Speechless: You gave me a chance to speak! !
[Next, we will take you through various dynasties, countries, and even planets. We need you to travel through time and complete the tasks we have issued.]
"Okay, no problem."
Zhao Miaomiao agreed immediately, "Don't worry, I've read a lot of novels, and I'm very familiar with this routine. Let's get started now."
[But you haven't done any simulation training yet, nor have you...]
"Oh, it's okay, no need to simulate. It's not a big deal. I'm not going to die. I'm already dead."
System No. 99: Ahhhhhh why was I matched with such a stupid host!
No, I have to stay calm and be peaceful. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good!
[Okay, I'll randomly select a task for you now.]
"Let's go, let's go."
Before crossing over, Zhao Miaomiao's last words were: "Oh, by the way, does this count as work? Does it include insurance and housing fund? If I die unexpectedly during a mission, is there any insurance to claim?"
System 99: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
It has a premonition that the next period will be a miserable time... It might as well bind to the big boss host of the No. 108 system next door!
Reading minefield:
1) Quick travel, strong female protagonist (should be considered strong, the female protagonist is not strong in fighting power, but mainly clever and witty, but stupid), no CP, no harem, no male favorites.
2) It’s a funny story with dead logic. Don’t pay attention to details and logic, just enjoy watching it.
3) The heroine has a unique way of thinking, is talkative, a foodie, and has positive values, but she is not a saint. She often says shocking things and occasionally speaks eloquently. Please mind her.
4) The system has an explosive personality, is arrogant, and has a bad temper. The heroine is pissed off at every moment of every day, but it can't do anything about her.
5) The author remains indifferent and accepts opinions, but does not accept unreasonable or inexplicable malice.
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