Chapter 26: 100 Days of Cooking for the Villain Master - Day 26



Chapter 26: 100 Days of Cooking for the Villain Master - Day 26

At night, it was a dark and windy night.

Guiqu is here.

Zhao Miaomiao and No. 99 slept on the floor. They went down the mountain to get some quilts and slept in the southeast corner of the room.

Chi Ying was still sitting under the golden bell, in a meditative posture, but with his eyes closed, he must be sleeping.

Guiqu came to the door quietly.

He thought that as a judge, he could walk through the door smoothly and go in directly.

But who knew that he was stopped outside the door.

In Guiqu's room, the door frames made of golden nanmu wood are not only inlaid with gold threads, but also have runes.

Guiqu tried twice but couldn't get in, so he had to find Zhao Miaomiao and prepare a secret signal...

but……

Wait, what's the code?

Oh my god!

It seems like they both forgot what the agreed code was!!

Then what should I say?

The expedition started off badly.

Guiqu was a little overwhelmed. He roared silently to the sky, scratched his hair, and forced himself to calm down.

He thought about it and decided to start learning the routine's secret codes, and would try the bird's call first.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp..."

Inside the room, Zhao Miaomiao turned over, snatched the quilt from No. 99, and continued to sleep without any response.

Guiqu barked for two minutes and then prepared to try barking like a dog again.

“Woof woof woof woof woof…”

Inside the house, No. 99 was woken up by the cold because he had no quilt. He slumped over to Zhao Miaomiao, trying to grab a small corner of the quilt and continue sleeping.

Zhao Miaomiao was a little awake in a daze. She got up and saw that No. 99 had no quilt, so she covered No. 99 with the quilt.

The dog outside is still barking.

Zhao Miaomiao looked out the window and muttered, "Where did this dog come from on the mountain? It's so noisy."

She didn't know why, but she felt particularly sleepy today and just wanted to sleep.

Guiqu became excited when he heard Zhao Miaomiao's voice.

So he shouted even harder.

“Woof woof woof woof!”

But Zhao Miaomiao was a little drowsy and didn't remember the agreement between him and Guiqu, so he decided to lie down and continue sleeping.

Seeing that there was no movement in the house, Guiqu had to change the code.

Just say the code directly.

"Secret code, code code, code code..."

When Zhao Miaomiao heard this word, she woke up, "Ah! That's right, Guiqu is here to do the mission!"

So he got up and saw Chiying sleeping under the golden bell, and it seemed that he was not woken up by the "dog" outside.

So he quickly went over quietly to open the door for Guiqu while Chiying was still asleep.

Guiqu opened the door and saw Zhao Miaomiao, and complained in a low voice: "Why are you opening the door for me so late?"

Zhao Miaomiao: "Okay, okay, come in, I forgot about this.

Just like you were last time."

Guiqu: ………………

"If we don't mention this, we can still be good friends."

The golden bell is facing the door.

So Guiqu entered the house and saw Chiying sitting in meditation under the golden bell, and No. 99 lying behind him sleeping.

Guiqu faced Chiying head-on and felt a little scared.

It seemed as if Chi Ying would wake up and see him at any moment.

For safety reasons, Guiqu walked quietly to Chiying, stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Chiying. After seeing that Chiying did not react, he dared to take out the big hammer from his bag.

Holding the hammer high...

When you are ready to knock.

Zhao Miaomiao closed the door, turned around and saw it, and said softly, "Wait."

Guiqu maintained this posture and asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhao Miaomiao said: "Hit the back of the head.

Medically speaking, when the back of the brain is attacked, it is more likely to stimulate the frontal lobe, which is the area of ​​the nerves that controls imagination.

When the frontal lobe of the brain is stimulated, it is easier to retrieve memories."

Guiqu didn't understand, but it seemed to make sense, so he quietly went behind Chiying.

He raised the hammer high and hit Chiying on the head without hesitation.

But Chi Ying didn't move at all, and didn't even open his eyelids.

Zhao Miaomiao was surprised and asked Guiqu softly, "Why didn't he react?

Did you knock too softly?

Guiqu spread his hands and said, "I don't know how heavy is heavy and how light is light.

I'm afraid I'll hit too hard and kill the King of Hell's physical body. What should I do then?"

Zhao Miaomiao pondered: "Could it be that Chiying has practiced some kind of skill like the Golden Bell Cover or Iron Cloth Shirt, just like my Sleeping Talker, who can't feel pain.

So you didn’t wake up?”

Thinking about it, I feel that this is possible.

After all, Shadiao is also a fairy world. Although it is a bit unserious, everyone is a fairy. It should be similar to this world of cultivating immortals.

So Zhao Miaomiao waved to Guiqu and said, "Forget it, let's try Bobo first.

You come to the front."

Guiqu's hand holding the hammer was shaking a little.

He evaded the question and said, “Otherwise…otherwise, let’s knock on the King of Hell again.

This time, I will definitely use all my strength to open up new areas!

With one blow, a crack will be made on the King of Hell's head."

Zhao Miaomiao looked at him: "Are you trying to murder your boss?

Don’t want your job anymore?

Or do you want to seize power and usurp the throne?

Are you going to be the King of Hell yourself?"

Guiqu shook his head.

Zhao Miaomiao: "Let's try Bobo first. If that doesn't work, then try Chiying again."

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Guiqu had no choice but to walk up to Chiying with heavy steps.

Zhao Miaomiao was behind Guiqu and instructed him, "Squat down and get level with Chiying."

Guiqu's legs trembled as he slowly squatted down.

Zhao Miaomiao said again: "Okay, now hold Chiying's face or grab Chiying's collar, see which one you feel more comfortable with.

Secure the red shadow, and you can move closer."

Guiqu held Chiying's face with his trembling hands.

Then he looked at Chiying with his eyes closed, sleeping in meditation.

Guiqu swallowed and looked at the position of Chiying's mouth.

I thought about other things to distract myself: Why are the King of Hell's lips so thin...

Meng Po said that people with thin lips are ruthless. It turns out that the King of Hell is a very ruthless person...

And why are the King of Hell's lips a little red and rosy...

When he was in the underworld, the King of Hell's lips were a little pale, but how come his lips became red now that he's become a human?

How can I swallow this...

Guiqu didn't move for a long time, and Zhao Miaomiao urged him softly, "What are you doing? Hurry up.

If you delay any longer, it will be dawn soon."

Guiqu: "Give me a little more time, I will prepare myself mentally."

Zhao Miaomiao: "Hey, just aim at the position of his mouth, give it a smack, and kiss it, and it will be fine.

It only takes a second."

Guiqu looked at Chiying's mouth, thought and thought in his heart, and finally thought, forget it! Never mind! Just go for it!

Then he closed his eyes and moved closer to Chiying's mouth!

The two lips pressed together.

Guiqu closed his eyes tightly and dared not move.

Chi Ying didn't move, didn't open his eyes, and didn't wake up.

Zhao Miaomiao looked at Chi Ying and thought: No way, he hasn’t woken up yet?

This guy can sleep better than me.

Guiqu waited for a while, and seeing no movement, he quietly opened his eyes.

Suddenly, he saw Chi Ying's entire face enlarged in front of him. He couldn't bear the stimulation and fell back in fear.

When he fell, he hit the hammer on the ground in a panic.

The iron hammer flew up and hit the golden bell with a "clang" sound.

The golden bell rang, and there was a long echo, "Dang~~~~~~~"

The sound was so loud that even people in the sect down the mountain could hear it.

Zhao Miaomiao widened her eyes and looked at Guiqu: "What are you doing?"

Guiqu spread his hands and said, "I...I didn't mean it."

Such a loud noise woke up No. 99. Rubbing his eyes, he sat up dazedly and asked, "What happened?

What happened?

Zhao Miaomiao hurried over and coaxed No. 99, saying, "It's okay, it's just that a very stupid person came.

It’s not a big deal, just continue sleeping.”

No. 99: "Who could come here at this hour of night... Could it be a thief?"

No. 99 woke up with a start and stood up immediately. He saw Guiqu standing there in black clothes and a black veil covering his face.

This is a thief!

Number 99 was frightened and pointed at Chiying and yelled, "Ah! A thief has broken in!

Big villain, wake up!

There's a thief in the house!"

Guiqu rushed to No. 99 anxiously: "Shhhhh, stop making noise!"

Zhao Miaomiao hugged No. 99 in her arms, covered her mouth, and explained, "Little system, don't make noise.

This is one of our own, he is doing his job.

As long as his mission is completed, we can leave.

So we can't interrupt his mission, understand?"

No. 99 looked up at Zhao Miaomiao, blinked, and nodded.

What I mean is that I understand it.

Zhao Miaomiao confirmed that No. 99 would not make trouble anymore, and then let No. 99 go.

After No. 99 regained his freedom of speech, he said, “Although I don’t know what mission this man in black is on.

But as long as it's a mission, I won't disturb him.

Because I know that for Lao Wa, coming to complete the task in the middle of the night means that he is a punctual, serious and rigorous person who strictly follows the rules.

So I will definitely help people like this.”

As he spoke, he made a cheering gesture towards Guiqu, "I wish you a successful mission! Come on, come on, you will definitely succeed!"

Guiqu looked at the little baby and felt a little touched.

No. 99's words hit the nail on the head.

If it wasn't for the mission, why would I come here in the middle of the night to get beaten... no, to beat someone up?

He looked at No. 99 and felt a bit like he had met a soulmate.

This little baby knows himself!

Others are like soulmates who meet in the mountains and streams.

He was a baby he met on a dark and windy night.

But it’s not bad.

Finally, there is someone in this world who understands me.

Zhao Miaomiao didn't pay much attention to the strange friendship between No. 99 and Guiqu. She saw that Chiying had been motionless and felt something was wrong.

How can you sleep with such a big noise?

That's impossible.

Zhao Miaomiao walked over and pushed Chiying, but Chiying didn't move and still maintained the same posture.

He pushed Chiying a little harder and he fell down.

This is not right.

How can one sleep so soundly?

Hearing the sound of Chiying falling to the ground with a thud, Guiqu turned around and asked Zhao Miaomiao anxiously: "What are you doing?

Why do you want to push the King of Hell down?

If he wakes up, it will be the end of us.”

Zhao Miaomiao didn't lower her voice anymore, and shouted directly at Chiying: "Chiying, wake up!"

Akagi didn't respond.

Seeing this, Guiqu was also surprised, "Why...what's going on?"

He put down the hammer, squatted down, and felt Chiying's breath.

No.

Guiqu was a little panicked, "Yan Wang... he's dead..."

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