"Get out! If you don't get out, I'll drag you all out and chop you to pieces!" The person who spoke was extremely violent and it seemed like he would lose control at any moment and chop people with a knife.
Changsheng clearly felt a big bump on his forehead from being hit by the teacup. When he raised his head slightly, he could feel the bright yellow of the dragon robe.
She followed her body's instinct, picked up the broken teacup on the ground, and then followed the crowd and retreated with her body hunched.
Outside the imperial study.
The young eunuch respectfully took the broken teacup from her hand and carefully stepped aside.
Changsheng slowed down and finally straightened his old back.
Blowing in the biting cold wind, in this icy winter, looking at the layer upon layer of towering red palace walls in front of her, she felt that she had come to the palace to be on duty.
Good news, in this life she actually became a man with a penis.
The bad news is that he put the two taels of meat aside and put it in a treasure box, and he would check on it every two days.
Changsheng: ...I'm speechless. If I look at it a few more times, I wonder if that thing can grow back or something.
Changsheng: Xiao Shitou, Tongzi, why did I become a eunuch?
Xiao Tongzi, the one being pushed out to take the blame: Considering that you're a woman in the harem, your chances of surviving more than two episodes are slim, and women in the inner palace rarely have contact with the emperor. Based on comprehensive considerations, Zhidong has matched you with the role of the Emperor's personal eunuch.
That makes a lot of sense. Next time just shut up.
Changsheng, who took the opportunity to take over the plot, just wanted to say fuck.
How could such a violent emperor stay on the throne for twenty years!
In this way, the Great Xia Dynasty did not end up being destroyed in the end. It was really because the people were too simple-minded.
"Eunuch Changsheng, His Majesty is calling you." The young eunuch called Changsheng softly.
Changsheng could only accept his fate and continue moving bricks. He pushed open the small side door lightly and walked forward in small steps towards the direction of His Majesty with his body bent.
"Little boy, serve tea."
After watching the plot, Changsheng seriously suspected that Shangguan Haoze was suffering from schizophrenia, otherwise how could he go crazy one moment and act like a normal person the next.
Schizophrenia can be inherited or caused by the environment. I wonder which one Shangguan Xiao'er has? Well, no matter which one it is, it's difficult for him to receive active psychological treatment. Changsheng pondered this while carefully pouring tea.
"Who is speaking!"
'Bang', the teacup in Changsheng's hand broke again.
Not caring about the broken teacup, she instinctively stood in front of Shangguan Haoze, ready to block the attack. "Is there an assassin?"
The air was still for three seconds, and the Yulin Army rushed in. "Where is the assassin?"
[Damn it! I'm being assassinated right after taking up my post? Should I show off my martial arts skills or should I show off my martial arts skills?]
"Is your Majesty okay?"
"I am late in rescuing you! Please forgive me, Your Majesty."
…
Where is the assassin?
Shangguan Haoze waved the people away. He was used to having the final say and didn't need to explain to anyone.
At this moment, he finally understood that he could actually hear the thoughts of his personal eunuch Xiaoshengzi!
So amazing!
It's incredible!
It’s too unscientific!
"How many years has Xiaoshengzi been in the palace?" Shangguan Haoze could only see the top of Xiaoshengzi's head. He was at risk of baldness, so he couldn't help but touch his hairline.
"Your Majesty, it's been eight years."
[Damn it, I've been in the palace for eight years now. Those two ounces of flesh have long since rotted away to the point where there's nothing left of the bones. I don't know what's so good about it. Hey, instead of looking at those two ounces of flesh, I'd rather look at my mistress. She has big breasts and a round butt. It's a pity that I lack that bit of talent, otherwise the mistress's land would be both fine and thick.]
Shangguan Haoze: ...What kind of vicious words are these!
Shangguan Haoze used up all his strength to swallow the tea in his throat. He was not interested in women and rarely went to the harem to sell his body.
Indeed, there was a reason why our ancestors wanted to use eunuchs who had undergone castration, otherwise these emperors would have been cuckolded one after another!
It never ends.
"No one came to the harem today?" His Majesty the Emperor was looking for trouble. His violent temper was suppressed in the field of theology.
"Empress Li brought the soup."
"You gave it to me, didn't you? I haven't had it yet, but I know in my heart that I must take it back home and drink it with my young lady late at night. After all, anyone who has tasted it knows that if you drink it, you can't relieve your sexual desire without having sex. 】
Shangguan Haoze's hand was shaking as he was putting down the teacup!
The concubines in the harem are still so cute, they like to add some drugs and create a little atmosphere.
"Next time, no matter who brings you soup, don't accept it." Otherwise, he was afraid that Xiao Shengzi's body would not be able to bear it. He now thought Xiao Shengzi was quite interesting and wanted to stay for a few more days.
Changsheng accidentally extended his own life, but unfortunately he knew nothing about it.
"Yes, Your Majesty."
[I'm finally human again. Damn it! Now I'm just sprinkling aphrodisiacs into the soup, but later it'll be horrible, potentially fatal! The harem is too complicated. I really want to go back to the countryside.]
Shangguan Haoze: What did he hear? Someone in the harem actually wanted to murder him!
Find out who it is, and I will exterminate all his nine clans.
"From now on, you will serve me personally."
"I'm already your personal eunuch, what do you mean? You want me to be on duty 24 hours a day, sleeping on that little step next to your dragon bed? You don't even give me a chance to touch the little sister! This is inhumane, I want to complain! Complain!"
"What do you think of the concubines in the palace?"
Changsheng fell to the ground with a somersault, prostrating himself on the ground. He was lying there in a panic, his acting was perfect, "Your Majesty, please understand. The women in the palace are nominally your women. As long as you like them, no matter their status, you can have them."
[Shameless! Don't you know that the palace explicitly forbids eunuchs and palace maids from having sex? We rootless people only find partners through secret hand-in-hand. Your harem, hand-picked from thousands of places, isn't enough for you, yet you're trying to snatch those ugly and over-aged ones from us!]
Indeed, with your violent temper, families who cherish their daughters have hidden their own beautiful daughters. Those sent to the palace are not considered to be both beautiful and intelligent. Alas, pity us rootless people. It will be difficult to hold the hands of young ladies in the future. We will have to continue to commit crimes against the wind for several months. We can only breathe a sigh of relief after this wave of shdf is over. Alas!
"My dear, are you thinking that I have kidney deficiency?" There are so many women in the harem, how lucky would he be to have them all?
"Your Majesty is young and strong, full of energy, tall and majestic..." Changsheng used these complimenting words without hesitation. In this position, one cannot survive without some skills in flattering the emperor.
[Haha, having sex with ten women in one night, I wonder if you will be exhausted. Speaking of which, this little Shangguan really died of a stroke while riding a horse. Poor young talent who just entered the palace, before she could even display her good service skills, she was sent to the guillotine by the open and covert struggles inside and outside the palace.
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