Seeing Qi Qi looking over, her expression remained normal. Unlike what was said online, she didn't start cursing or yelling. She calmed down and continued to explain the prices of the other dishes on the stall.
Qi Qi's gaze fell on their hands, and he noticed they were already carrying a bag of potatoes...
Oh, they love potatoes so much, isn't one bag enough for them?
After thinking for a moment, Qi Qi said, "Let's sell it like this, thanks."
[A warning will be issued for behavior that is inconsistent with the established persona.]
Qi Qi: [Hmph, I knew it.]
system:【……】
Qi Qi was just rambling on in his mind, but he immediately ordered Long Xiaofan to work: "Hurry up and sell it! You have no sense of smell at all. How are you going to get a wife like this?"
Long Xiaofan deliberately said, "Then my younger brother will be my wife."
"roll."
Qi Qi slapped his arm, committing the crime in the street.
The young lady left with a mysterious smile on her face.
Like a rift opening, their stall suddenly exploded in popularity, attracting more people than the other guests.
Qi Qi was surrounded by layers of people, treated like a national treasure. Because Long Xiaofan was an idiot who had never been to school and was terrible at math, Qi Qi ultimately had to speak up himself.
His voice occasionally rang out from the crowd: "You didn't even turn off your flashes? If you blind me, you'll be sorry!"
"If you're not buying, move aside, don't block the way."
"You're haggling over a mere dollar and fifty cents? Go back to your own garden and grow your own. Take it or leave it."
"Are you crazy? How am I supposed to know how this radish could grow so big?"
“Stupid question, I refuse to answer.”
...
Qi Qi sat on a small stool, lost in thought.
Why are these people so happy even after being criticized?
That's strange.
Director Lao Wang stood to the side, looking completely at the situation.
This is a top-tier rich young master who can curse and even condescend to sell vegetables in person. This guy is so rich that his annual dividends alone are equivalent to the annual GDP of a small country. He's even rarer than a national treasure. And he has a refreshing and unpretentious bad temper. It's not easy to see him, so I have to take a good look at him.
We wish there were more guests like this!
The director had anticipated that the young master would cause trouble and the show would be a complete flop, but the result was unexpectedly good.
All I can say is that when you lower your expectations of someone, especially if that person isn't as bad as you expected, you'll be happier in life.
Thanks to the fans, the guests sold out of vegetables in less than half an hour, even including the time for weighing the goods and chatting with the fans, which was very efficient.
Qi Qilong and Xiao Fan sold even faster; the two of them exchanged fewer than four sentences with customers combined.
First, Qi Qi answered the customer's question about the price of the vegetables with "two yuan per jin," then Long Xiaofan packed the vegetables and put them on the scale, saying "there are three jin," and finally Qi Qi calculated the bill: "six yuan."
In this way, each customer finished their meal in less than a minute, and in the end, it took less than ten minutes from start to finish to sell out all three large baskets of celebratory vegetables.
With 236 yuan from selling vegetables in one hand and points redeemed from the program team in the other, Qi Qi dragged Long Xiaofan and bought a whole bunch of snacks, sodas, and ice cream that he wanted in no time. He then directed Long Xiaofan to put the ice cream into the insulated box brought by the program team.
Looking at the pile of ice cream, Long Xiaofan said tactfully, "Little brother, it's cold. Eating too much will give you diarrhea."
Qi Qi: "None of your business."
The director went further, saying tactfully, "Second Young Master, we're just doing a mission. This two hundred yuan or so is Brother Long's, right..."
Qi Qi: "None of your business."
Long Xiaofan: "Mine belongs to my younger brother."
The director was heartbroken. Such a good fool, he was so badly deceived by the second young master... But it doesn't seem so bad. That refrigerator cost two thousand yuan. He can't move it later, so it just benefits the villagers.
After buying his things, Qi Qi wanted to buy fried chicken on the street, but as soon as he took a step, the system warned him that his character had been compromised, so he had to put the idea aside for the time being and planned to have Long Xiaofan make it for him when he got back.
The vegetable-selling mission was a complete success, and the guests all gained something. The group bought supplies and rode back to the village in a rickety car.
...
According to the original plot, Qi Qi should have started making a scene in two days.
Life in the countryside was really tough and boring for him. Even with the fun-loving Long Xiaofan, he would get tired of it. He started causing trouble and even tried to take action against the program staff. Of course, the reason for sending him to the show was to keep his temper in check. How could the eldest brother of the Long family not be prepared?
He had arranged for bodyguards to accompany the young master on set long before, to protect him when he was in danger and to stop him when he tried to cause trouble.
In this way, the young master, whose nature has been suppressed, will become increasingly angry and will vent more of his dissatisfaction on Long Xiaofan.
The main character can change the plot at will, but the cannon fodder can't.
Qi Qi looked at Long Xiaofan, who still foolishly trusted him, and fell into deep thought again. Slap him, beat him, whip him... Did he really want to do such a thing?
The system asked: "Are you reluctant to part with it?"
Qi Qi pondered: "Would it be alright if I just made him fear and hate me, without hitting him?"
The system prompted: "[Yes, but you need to make him fear you from the bottom of his heart and subconscious.]"
"Are you afraid of me..." Qi Qi murmured.
"What is my little brother saying?" Long Qi finished cooking, set out chairs, and led Qi Qi to eat.
After Qi Qi finished the delicious meal, he was served a wash. Long Xiaofan brought water, wrung out a towel, and gently wiped Qi Qi's face.
Wipe your face, wipe your hands, and then give them a couple of rubs. They'll be white and tender, and feel great to the touch.
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