Qi Qi yawned, slammed his head on the pillow, and shook it: "No, I'm so sleepy, I want to rest."
Long Xiaofan held onto his hand tightly, her dark eyes filled with the gloomy look of being kissed, but unfortunately Qi Qi's eyes were almost closed and he didn't notice at all.
He kissed her hastily, hoping to finish the task quickly, and then it was over. Besides, Long Xiaofan was too tall, so he had to stand up to bend down and kiss her, and his back was a little sore.
Long Xiaofan's anger was truly uncontrollable this time. Lying next to Qi Qi, he hugged the boy tightly and pressed close to him.
Qi Qi was still half asleep when he felt a little discomfort in his legs: "What's wrong?"
Long Xiaofan rested his face on Qi Qi's neck and remained silent for two seconds: "Wife..."
Qi Qi was truly impressed by his energy. Wasn't he tired after working all morning?
"Do it yourself."
Long Xiaofan pressed closer, his voice both awkward and urgent: "No."
Qi Qi's mouth was gagged and his limbs were tightly bound. He suddenly realized that he couldn't break free from this big, clumsy guy. Even at this point, Qi Qi still didn't feel scared, because his only vague memory of this kind of thing was that his thighs hurt, his feet hurt, and his hands hurt.
He pulled Long Xiaofan's face away, hugging him so tightly he couldn't breathe. The guy wouldn't give an inch, licking the bone with his tongue like a village dog gnawing on a bone, eagerly starting to gnaw on it.
Qi Qi frowned: "Are you a dog?"
Long Xiaofan desperately wanted to explain that he wasn't a dog, but he couldn't explain what he had done.
If he were gentler, Qi Qi might like that feeling and might not refuse. However, Long Xiaofan has been in power for a long time and is naturally domineering and forceful. The only gentle gesture he has shown is these past few days when he has been pretending to be a fool.
Once they encounter something primal that these creatures can no longer control, their true nature will be revealed.
Very tough, unyielding, and inconsiderate; as awkward as the most ferocious wild beast, always injuring its mate during physical intimacy.
Qi Qi felt uncomfortable, so he grabbed Long Xiaofan's hair tightly and pulled it back, emphasizing, "I'm going to sleep! You better behave!"
Long Xiaofan refused to back down and was completely deaf to reason.
So, Qi Qi slapped his handsome face again without hesitation. While Long Xiaofan was stunned, Qi Qi stood up from the bed and kicked him on the shoulder with his round toes.
Just then, a line from a poem came up that was perfect for the moment. To make sure the slap wasn't in vain, Qi Qi immediately thought of the pile of poop that the donkey had trampled on yesterday, his expression calm yet tinged with genuine disgust:
"It's just a dog, when did it learn to disobey its owner's commands?"
Do you know how many people around me would rather crawl up to me and kneel before the heavens?
"If you had any brains at all, you would know how to make me happy."
[This causes a significant emotional impact on the protagonist, increasing plot points by 3%]
In the original story, Long Qi said this line in order to stop Long Xiaofan from avoiding him, and the foolish Long Xiaofan was so frightened that he had no choice but to obey Long Qi.
In reality, Qi Qi said the same thing, but the scene was extremely bizarre.
A strange throbbing sound came from Long Xiaofan's chest, making Qi Qi's soles feel hot.
A wicked flame ignited in the eyes of Long Xiaofan, who usually seemed dull and foolish.
His fair ankle was grabbed and he was pulled down with great force. In a turn of his head, his head was protected and he was not hit. But when he opened his eyes, Long Xiaofan pounced on him.
...
afterwards.
Qi Qi carefully touched his cracked lip and his almost scraped thigh, his eyes red.
"Hey, I bought a protective shield, a Class D shield that cost 1800 yuan, but it's not working at all!"
The system had just returned to find its host looking like he'd been through a hundred mistreatments, and the data had almost crashed. It only breathed a sigh of relief after scanning the system.
Fortunately, it wasn't as large as the host's first world; not even the skin was broken... It just looked pitiful, which was kind of funny.
[The protective shield is a high-end product; it automatically deploys when it detects close-range killing intent. Host, Long Xiaofan, does not possess any killing intent.]
Qi Qi was furious, pointing to the red marks on his body: "[This is what you call nothing? He almost bit me to death! Look, Tongtong, it hurts so much! He's not like an idiot, he's like a madman!]"
The system stared at the data for a full half minute, then silently looked away, and very professionally and reliably provided Qi Qi with a thorough analysis using big data and a professional perspective:
[Perhaps it's because you've only known each other for four days, and subconsciously he still only sees you as a playmate, and hasn't fully accepted your commands yet. In the original story, this plot takes place half a month later, host, your PUA hasn't been fully implemented yet, which is why he subconsciously retaliated against you after being hurt.]
Qi Qi understood, and Qi Qi felt sad: [Damn it, I was too hasty.]
His anger flared up quickly but subsided just as fast. Once he understood the crux of the problem, he wouldn't hold a grudge: "Looks like it's my fault, Tongtong. In just four days, I've already slapped him twice and kicked him countless times."
[There's another question, Tongtong, why did he retaliate by kissing me instead of hitting me? I slapped him.]
The system then used its rational data analysis: [This indicates that, to a certain extent, the harm and punishment inflicted on him when you kiss him is stronger than physical violence.]
Qi Qi had another flash of inspiration and suddenly realized: "Oh, I know! It must be because I wasn't gentle enough and hurt him, that's why he's acting like this."
Qi Qi has two canine teeth, and because he is clumsy, he often accidentally bites people.
Furthermore, I made him use his hands... but I didn't teach him to use his own hands, so out of biological instinct, he didn't use his hands, but instead...
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