It was already dark when the two policemen and the village chief arrived at Long Xiaofan's house.
Even after cleaning, the yard was still slightly damp, making it immediately apparent that only the ground was damp.
The donkeys in the donkey shed were quietly chewing grass when they saw someone coming and brayed twice.
Both houses had lights on, and smoke was drifting out of the smaller one. Surprisingly, there were security cameras set up around the courtyard, but they weren't turned on.
The village chief hurriedly said, "It just so happens that guests who are filming a variety show are staying at Xiao Fan's house."
The police nodded and turned their attention back to Long Xiaofan, the villager who opened the door. If he weren't the village's acknowledged idiot, they would have almost thought he was a specially trained expert.
His imposing presence was so striking, yet he appeared blank and somewhat foolish.
Having received prior instructions from the village chief, the two policemen were all smiles, appearing much more approachable: "Are you Comrade Xiao Fan? Hello, we're here to investigate your second uncle's family matter and give you a physical examination. And where's the comrade who was with you at noon?"
The village chief said, "It is Comrade Long Qi."
Long Xiaofan did not intend to make his superpower too public. A weapon of mass destruction like his would easily attract national attention, and given his personality, he could not accept control.
He asked blankly, "Grandpa Village Chief, are you here for dinner?"
Village Chief: "No, we're here to give you a physical exam. It'll keep you healthy and prevent you from getting sick."
Upon hearing the word "sick," Long Xiaofan immediately shrank into a corner, his face filled with terror: "I'm not sick, I'm not sick, I don't want a shot!"
The two policemen continued to smile: "..."
The village chief scratched his head: "You silly child, why would you need a shot? No, no, the police officers know! They're such good people! They just came out with us for a bit, just to chat for a bit, and then they'll be right back."
He reached into his pocket and stuffed a handful of candy he had prepared beforehand into Long Xiaofan's hand: "Good boy, Xiaofan, I'll give you more candy when you come back."
Long Xiaofan held the candy and smiled broadly: "Really?"
The village chief skillfully coaxed, "It really is! When have you ever seen Grandpa lie to you?"
"puff……"
A young man's light laughter came from a few meters away, and it was very catchy.
The group looked up and saw a slender, tall, and handsome young man standing under the warm yellow light at the entrance.
He wore an oversized, ill-fitting t-shirt that revealed his thin neck, and athletic shorts. He was munching on a corn cob and looking this way with an uncontrollable smile.
She really is a celebrity.
The group, unaware of his identity, thought this to themselves.
Long Xiaofan could act like a fool in front of Qi Qi without any problem, but he felt a little awkward when he was seen doing it in front of strangers. He quickly grabbed his coat and put it on him to cover the red marks on his neck: "Little brother is cold, put on some clothes."
Qi Qi also found it hilarious that he was pretending to be stupid. When someone is genuinely stupid, it doesn't seem like a big deal, but when they pretend to be stupid and act genuinely stupid, it's really funny.
The two of them naturally went out and followed the people to the edge of the crime scene, where they obediently allowed the officials to conduct a simple medical examination.
When the doctor saw the marks on Qi Qi's neck and...upper body, his pupils contracted. He quickly looked at them closely, thinking they were marks from being hit by lightning. Unexpectedly, Qi Qi casually said, "Oh, this? It's just normal sex life, nothing serious."
doctor:"…………"
Are celebrities these days so open and aboveboard that they even do this on TV shows?
Neither of them suspected the dazed and confused Long Xiaofan. After being thoroughly examined, neither of them could explain the supernatural event, especially Long Xiaofan, whose words were nonsensical and whose thoughts kept wandering to outer space, typical of a child with poor concentration.
The police were very patient and asked a few more questions about Long Xiaofan's second uncle.
Long Xiaofan was quite cooperative.
After finally concluding that the accident involving Long Xiaofan's family car was possibly related to his second uncle, they were allowed to go home.
Qi Qi declined the offer to be taken home and walked hand in hand with Long Xiaofan along the edge of the fields at night, using their phone flashlights to light their way.
Holding the little boy's hand, Long Xiaofan comforted Qi Qi in a good mood: "Don't be afraid, little brother. I'm here to protect you."
Qi Qi knew he was referring to what happened that morning, and silently poked his waist with her fingernail, pretending to be quite good.
"I'm not afraid at all. Everyone in this world will die sooner or later. What's there to be afraid of? But you, I hope you don't have nightmares tonight."
Long Xiaofan: "I'm not afraid. If I don't do bad things, I won't have nightmares."
Qi Qi raised an eyebrow: "You really haven't done anything bad?"
Long Xiaofan said meaningfully, "I'm an idiot. Would an idiot do something wrong?"
He is the king of the end times, and his rules are rules. Wrong is right, and right is wrong. Besides, he is a good person, so naturally there are many people who are grateful to him.
Qi Qi raised his hand and patted his shoulder, intending to do something good for the people who would live in the same world as Long Aotian in the future: "Yes, this is a real world governed by law. Even a fool can't do bad things and will be locked up."
Long Xiaofan: "And what about you? Did your younger brother do anything wrong?"
Qi Qi: "Yes, for example, I really enjoy bullying idiots."
Long Xiaofan: "Do you like to bully me?"
Qi Qi: "Yes, I'll beat you and scold you, I'll treat you like an old ox and make you work for me, and I'll spank you if you don't complete the task."
Liking to bully = liking
Long Xiaofan swallowed hard, his phoenix eyes lowered, and he looked at Qi Qi in a rather improper way: "Then I'll spank you when you misbehave."
Qi Qi: "We won't let you hit me."
"Bad little brother, stinky little brother, how awful."
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