"Only a fool would think someone else is foolish, so you know what I mean."
Yan Bai smiled helplessly at Shen Ye, "Only a fool would fall for a fool, so you're not smart either."
Shen Ye raised an eyebrow, glanced around, and said, "Fine, we're all idiots. So what's Idiot Number One doing standing here? Trying to starve?"
"Okay, let's fill your stomach first." Yan Bai said, grabbing Shen Ye's hand and leading her into the restaurant.
After finishing dinner and returning home, Shen Ye sprawled on the sofa like a lord.
"Yan Bai, hurry up and help me rank up."
Yan Bai slowly poured himself a glass of water and drank it. "I don't want to play games. I'm not interested."
Shen Ye raised an eyebrow, raised his phone, opened Weibo, and said with a hint of threat, "Fine, if you don't help me rank up, I'll post on Weibo and buy headlines to tell all netizens that you, Yan Bai, are a hypocrite who cheats people out of their bodies! You slept with me, and now you make me kneel on instant noodles every day to bully me!"
Yan Bai put down his cup, walked over, and looked down at Shen Ye. "Yan Yi, could you be any more shameless? You're really willing to smear my name just to rank up."
Shen Ye chuckled, "This isn't slander. You were just a womanizer! Besides, my pitiful persona is so appealing that people will feel sorry for me and curse you as a scumbag."
Yan Bai pressed down and sat on Shen Ye, "You've really got guts now, daring to mess with me."
Shen Ye held Yan Bai's hand and said with a smile, "If you help me rank up and get a chicken dinner, I'll dress up as a woman and let you sleep with me tonight."
"No," Yan Bai refused.
"I'll dress you up as a woman for tomorrow night too," Shen Ye added.
Yan Bai shook his head, "I refuse to accept unspoken rules."
"Damn it, Yan Bai, you bastard! I haven't gotten a single chicken dinner since I started following you. Do you know how miserable I am?!"
Yan Bai's lips twitched. "Yan Yi, your skills were never good to begin with. I've never seen you win a chicken dinner before you joined me. Don't try to shift the blame onto me."
"Fine, if you don't want to take me, fine. I'll ask Dr. Springfield to take me. I heard he plays a lot of games and is really good at them."
Upon hearing the name Springfield, Yan Bai instantly became displeased. His face turned cold as he said, "You dare!"
"If you don't take me, I'll go find him. Anyway, Dr. Springfield is gentle, skilled, and most importantly, he's happy to help me rank up."
"Alright, don't mention Haruta Junji to me. I'll carry you to the top rank, okay? I'll get you to Ace this afternoon."
"Don't brag, I'd be content if I could reach Star Diamond level." Shen Ye said with a look of disdain.
Yan Bai chuckled, "Bro, you look down on my skills? I'll let you win every game later, and then you can wear women's clothes and sing 'Conquer' for me!"
"Fine, if you don't reach the Ace, you'll have to dress up as a woman and sing 'Conquer' for me."
Next, Shen Ye poured two glasses of water, turned on his computer, opened the PC version of PUBG, and began his journey to climb the ranks.
"Yan Yi, stop fucking looting the bag!"
"Didn't you see someone hitting you?"
"There are footprints on the map, right next to you, go ahead and shoot them!"
......
Yan Bai was almost furious, but he held back his anger so that Shen Ye could wear women's clothing and sing "Conquer".
So the climb to higher ranks didn't end until 6:30 the next morning.
Yan Bai had dark circles under his eyes like a panda. Looking at the person next to him, he wanted to kick him twice. He was so angry that he almost flew into the sky.
Thankfully, this game doesn't rely on teammates, otherwise it would be unplayable. If you encounter a terrible teammate like Chenye, and your skills and awareness aren't strong enough, it would be difficult to even get into the top ten.
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