Stupid System: Host, you're amazing. That's impressive. You're a ruthless person.
Shen Ye is a directionally challenged person; once he steps outside, he can't tell which way is north, south, east, or west.
He doesn't know which way to go, because he doesn't know which way is the Northern Mountain Scripture.
Just as the system was about to speak and tell him how to get there, Shen Ye had already spoken.
"Excuse me, Rabbit Bro, how do I get to Beishan Jing?"
The system hadn't even noticed when the "Rabbit Brother" that Shen Ye mentioned arrived here.
This is a man with a beauty mark at the corner of his eye, a fair complexion, red eyes, and rabbit ears on his head.
My impression of Shen Ye is that he's just another sissy.
Huanxi is a mother who is both gentle and wicked, while this Rabbit Brother is a mother who is both gentle and lively.
"Over there." Rabbit Bro pointed to the direction to Shen Ye's left.
The moment he opened his mouth, Shen Ye was stunned, because his voice was exactly the same as Huanxi's.
The Stupid System: 'Host, don't believe that! This thing is called a Deceitful Beast. It's eloquent, loves to deceive, speaks one thing while meaning another, and often transforms into something that people like to 'confuse' others.'
Upon hearing this, Shen Ye was furious. It was one thing for the voice to sound happy, but to use that voice to deceive him was unacceptable.
He immediately prepared to draw his sword and engage in a fierce battle, to show the beast how cruel the consequences of deception can be.
The system immediately added: 'Although the Evil Beast enjoys deceiving and playing tricks on people, its nature isn't inherently bad. Legend has it that this benevolent beast, brimming with spiritual energy, has incredibly delicious meat.'
Shen Ye thought to himself: Damn it, is this telling me to chop up the E's beast, put it in a pot, and stew it on the spot? Sorry, I have no interest in human flesh... ugh, I have no interest in beast meat.
Stupid System: 'But, after eating its flesh, you'll never be able to tell the truth again.'
Shen Ye: "..."
Shen Ye stood there motionless for a long time, and then the beast spoke again, "You are really ugly. How can there be such an ugly person in the world?"
ugly?
Shen Ye was more confident in his looks than ever before, and he wouldn't accept any rebuttal from anyone.
Now, this beast dares to bluntly say that he is ugly. Isn't this a blatant provocation?
Is this an attempt to force Shen Ye to draw his sword?
"Look, there's someone behind you."
Seeing that Shen Ye's face had turned green with anger, E'shou found it amusing and continued, "There was a man in Qingqiu who was so ugly that no one wanted him. His father didn't love him and his mother didn't care for him. He could only eat rotten cabbage every day."
That's enough!
That's enough!
With red eyes and a sinister look on his face, Shen Ye looked at E's beast. Congratulations, you've successfully angered the idiot.
Next, I'll show you what cruelty is.
He pulled the Immortal Execution Sword from the Ruins Cauldron and slashed at the E's Beast.
If we don't destroy it, Shenye won't be able to go find Dafeng today.
The beast nimbly dodged, and seeing Shen Ye's furious expression, it became even more excited and immediately transformed into the form of a beautiful woman.
It pried open its lower eyelids, stuck out its tongue, and taunted, "Ugly monster, ugly monster, no father loves you, no mother cares for you, and you can only eat rotten cabbage every meal!"
Holy crap, this thing is really cheeky!
The stupid system said, 'It just wants to provoke you. Playing tricks on people is its life's pleasure and hobby. The angrier you get, the happier it is. So let's not bother with this deceitful thing; we should focus on our business.'
Shen Ye was no longer listening to anything the system said. He would never allow anyone to provoke his good looks; it was an insult to him as a person!
He is very confident in his looks and doesn't even dare to look in the mirror too much, for fear that he might be too handsome to look at himself!
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