Chapter 1 The Stand-Ins are So Coquettish 1



Chapter 1: So Many Substitutes 1

"Welcome to the center of abuse, System No. 13 is here to serve you."

"Hand over the money, or I'll kill you!"

"Shut up!" In the dark alley, Gu Li opened his eyes impatiently and stared coldly at the gangsters who were robbing in front of him.

The little girl who had just been bullied had red eyes and said vicious words with a wronged look.

The leader was stunned for a moment, and

shuddered in a pretentious manner: "Oh, so fierce! I was scared to death!" The next moment, the smile on his face suddenly disappeared, revealing a bit of ferocity, and he said viciously: "Hand over the money, or I will strip you naked!"

"I told you to shut up, are you deaf?"

Gu Li's face turned cold, and he hooked the wooden stick beside him with his toes and grabbed it.

The flesh and the stick made a muffled sound when they came into contact, and the man who was so arrogant just now fell to the ground in an instant, holding his arms and wailing miserably.

Gu Li raised his eyelids and looked at his stunned accomplice, with a faint smile on the corner of his lips.

Wailing sounds came from the alley, and a group of people fell to the ground in a mess a moment later.

They looked at Gu Li approaching in horror, and stepped back with difficulty: "Don't come over here, I'll call the police if you come over again!"

Gu Li chuckled, and her moist lips curled up beautifully: "Don't talk nonsense, hand over the money, or I'll kill you!"

As fate would have it, the gangsters had been robbing for many years, and finally met a tough guy. For a while, they were a little slow to react.

"Deaf?"

Gu Li frowned impatiently, and those people were so scared that they hurriedly took out their money and put it in front of her.

After scanning the loose bills, Gu Li sneered, "Poor ghosts, get out!"

Watching the group of people crawling away, Gu Li breathed a sigh of relief and asked coldly, "What's going on? Give me an explanation?"

Gu Li, the top involutionary king of the villain center of the Three Realms Administration, has been working diligently for two thousand years and has been the first in business.

Now she has finally been promoted to the heroine, but she ended up in the center of abuse?

If she doesn't give her an explanation, this matter will never end!

The electronic voice sounded again: "The plot is being transmitted to you, please wait."

The original owner Gu Li's family was poor and his parents died early, so he had to rely on part-time jobs to earn tuition.

Unexpected things happen. When Gu Li was a junior, he was in danger outside and was robbed by a group of gangsters.

At that time, the hero He Yan descended from the sky to save the beauty and rescued the original owner from danger. Gu Li

felt dizzy and the data sheet flooded into his mind.

The original owner was moved by his gentleness and strength, and dated him under He Yan's fierce pursuit, but she didn't expect that all the gentleness was the beginning of a nightmare.

He Yan had a lover in his heart, who looked very similar to the original owner. He pursued the original owner just for her face.

When the two were in love, the original owner accidentally learned the truth.

She was devastated and wanted to break up, but the furious hero made her lose her studies, her job, and imprisoned her in a villa.

She was forced to pretend to be another person every day to get along with He Yan, but she was addicted to his gentleness and fell in love with He Yan again.

Gu Li: “?”

After she quickly scanned a series of eye-catching plots, she finally saw the ending of the story.

Bai Yueguang Bai Yuexi was blinded in a car accident. The original owner left sadly after the Virgin Mary donated her cornea, ready to help the lovers.

At this moment, He Yan suddenly understood his feelings and found that he could not leave this little substitute.

He bid farewell to Bai Yueguang in tears and chased the heroine relentlessly. After a series of wife-chasing crematoriums, he finally got the result.

The original owner was tortured physically and mentally, and after losing an eye, she finally got the "love" she wanted.

Gu Li laughed angrily: "Is this worthy of being called the heroine?"

"Dear host, the heroine of a sadistic novel is also the heroine!" 13 tried to get away with it cutely.

Gu Li sneered, her eyes full of impatience: "Don't talk nonsense, leave the world, I'm done!"

She went back and exposed this bullshit abuse center.

"Friendly reminder, you signed a contract with the headquarters for a period of one thousand years, and your salary has been paid in advance. If you breach the contract, you will face ten times the penalty for breach of contract."

Gu Li: "..."

She said, why were those old guys so happy when signing the contract?

Gu Li closed her eyes and gritted her teeth: "Stupid abuse article, don't talk about the Basic Law!"

Can a living person donate corneas?

Huh? !

Let her and the scumbag fall in love?

Chasing his wife to the crematorium? She threw his ashes faster!

She guaranteed to fry the male protagonist at a high temperature of 900 degrees to golden brown on both sides, making the children next door cry.

"You don't need to be in love with the scumbag!" 13 explained seriously: "The heroine of the sadistic novel is formed based on resentment, and the main purpose is to abuse the scumbag and slap him in the face. Your task is to counterattack the sadistic scumbag and make the plot deviate from the original main line. The task is successful if the sadistic scumbag value is 100."

Gu Li's brows relaxed slightly: "Not bad."

She is not familiar with the matter of falling in love with a scumbag, but she is experienced in the matter of slapping him in the face.

She promised to crush the scumbag from all aspects, both mentally and physically, increase business for the crematorium, and make him disappear completely from the world in a physical sense.

13, who noticed her thoughts, trembled: "The male protagonist, as the pillar of the world, cannot die. You...you just need to abuse the scumbag and slap him in the face. There is no need for the destruction of humanity."

Gu Li sighed: "Trouble, it's okay as long as he doesn't die."

"Okay, it seems to be like this QAQ." 13 replied hesitantly.

Why

would a small system in a romantic world like this host such a villain!

"Also, don't forget to look for the fragments of the Samsara disk, which also has high points!" The system reminded Gu Li as usual.

Gu Li frowned and sneered: "Do you think I can do it?"

Thousands of years ago, the Samsara disk responsible for the reincarnation of three thousand small worlds collapsed for no reason, and the fragments fell into various worlds.

All the staff of the Three Realms Administration have received the task of returning the fragments to the Samsara Disk, but so far, the completion rate is zero.

The closest time Gu Li came to the Samsara Disk was three worlds ago, when she was busy flirting with the male protagonist Xu of the small world.

One person was not taken care of, and the Samsara Disk jumped off the building by itself.

After years of hard work, she was back to the time before liberation.

Since then, she has stopped looking for the fragments of the Samsara Disk. She didn't expect that the system would mention this matter now.

13: "QAQ"

It's just a casual reminder. You should always have dreams. What if you encounter ghosts?

"Okay, stop talking about useless things!" Gu Li rubbed his sore wrists: "Didn't He Yan say that he would be a hero and save the beauty? Where is he?"

His imposing appearance frightened 13 and made him shiver again: "You... you are penniless and in debt now, you can't beat the hero, otherwise you will be retaliated and it will be a long time before you complete your mission!"

Gu Li raised his eyebrows and shook the money he had just robbed in his hand: "How did you become penniless?"

Didn't she rob so much?

13: "QAQ"

Its host is really a big villain.


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