An old man lay down in front of the car and started yelling!
"Ouch! Someone bumped into me! That hurts so much!"
The old man has been doing this kind of staged accident scam for a while now, and he specifically targets wedding cars.
The main reason is that weddings are joyous occasions, and people don't want to go through any trouble to ensure the wedding is held on an auspicious date. They'd rather pay a small amount of money to settle things. Even if the whole thing is filmed, they don't want to cause trouble by going to the police station, fearing they'll bring bad luck.
The old man used this trick every time and it never failed him. However, because of the hot weather, fewer people were getting married, and business was best at the end of the year, when he could always make a profit.
He had just strolled here when he happened to see a wedding. He shakily pushed his way through the crowd and collapsed.
Everyone was inwardly laughing, "..."
Sir, you're probably in deep trouble this time. You've got a way out of this mess, but you're choosing the path to heaven. The police station doors are wide open, but you insist on squeezing in.
Someone was about to pull out their police ID.
An Baopu shouted, "Wait, no need!"
Everyone stopped.
An Baopu walked up to the old man and asked seriously, "Sir, how are you?"
The old man hadn't recovered from the strange atmosphere around him when he saw someone paying attention to him. In keeping with his professional spirit, he immediately started calling out.
"Ouch, my bone is broken!"
"That's a serious matter, sir. Please lie down first, the ambulance will be here soon!"
The old man was a little confused; this attitude was just too good.
However, he really didn't want to lie on the ground anymore; it was too hot!
He struggled shakily for a moment, "Oh, your daughter's getting married? Give me some money and I'll leave. My bones hurt, I can go see a doctor myself. I'm a man of principle, I don't want to trouble you young people."
"Sir, no need. My daughter is well-mannered, and I have health problems. We're not getting married today!"
The old man: "..."? ? ? Is there something wrong with this?
Sang Qin: "..." Father-in-law, your son-in-law is in a hurry!
Linghu Lan: "..." Father, you're possessed by a drama queen!
Some people couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The old man grew anxious and struggled to get up. "How can you not be anxious about getting married? This old man is easy to please. One thousand or two thousand, you can give me whatever you think is appropriate."
An Baopu decisively pressed the old man to the ground. "Grandpa, no, it'll be bad if your bones move. Wait a minute, Xiao Wang, is the ambulance coming soon?"
"Soon!" everyone answered in unison.
The old man was stunned. As a seasoned veteran who had fought countless battles, he sensed something was very wrong.
His buttocks were so hot he couldn't stand it anymore, and he struggled to get up again.
"It's alright, old man, this little injury is nothing serious. You can give me a hundred or two, it'll do."
An Baopu pressed him down again, "Grandpa, ten or twenty thousand is fine too, just lie down and don't move."
The old man sprang up immediately from the burn, lifted the blanket, and quickly stood up, supporting himself on the front of the car, without trembling at all.
“I’m not lying here anymore. If you don’t want to pay, just say so. I despise hypocrites like you the most. You’re a beast in human form! If you don’t pay me today, I’m not leaving.”
Are you trying to extort money from me?
"So what if we try to extort you? Go ahead and call the police. If the police don't come, you're not leaving here!"
An Baopu smiled.
With a wave of his hand.
A large crowd surrounded the old man, pulling out their police IDs.
"police!"
The old man felt a wave of dizziness upon seeing this; he felt as if he had entered a police encirclement.
A burst of laughter erupted from the crowd.
"Sir, our Public Security Bureau would like to invite you to the police station for tea!"
"Sir, you have such good eyesight! Our Director of Public Security is getting married, and you're actually coming to boost our case-solving rate. You're so dedicated!"
"Grandpa, you're awesome!"
The old man: "..." Go to hell!
The old man looked at everyone, tears welling up in his eyes, and knelt down on the ground with a thud: "Sir, spare my life!"
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