the next day.
Linghu Lan finally received the news she had been waiting for.
dz sent me links to numerous "government" websites that had received feedback.
After clicking on one of them, Linghu Lan saw a banner in the most prominent position on the website: "Apocalyptic Thief, please click."
After clicking through, the reply was very concise and clear: The vault is open, the security level of the supply depot is the same as before, and we sincerely look forward to the post-apocalyptic thieves coming to rob us.
P.S.: People in our city love all kinds of noodles, so please use less rice and more flour. Thank you!
Add more flour!
Linghu Lan laughed so hard she split her legs!
wipe!
This is the order counter, damn it!
"They want more noodles, do you have enough?"
Lu Li blinked her peach blossom eyes, "Didn't you try it these past few days?"
Linghu Lan turned around and realized from Lu Li's ambiguous expression that it was a double entendre.
Sure enough, filth is contagious.
You are impure!
They're driving recklessly anytime, anywhere!
Driving is my specialty; you should just stay a good newbie.
Linghu Lan gave Lu Li a few flicks on the forehead.
Lu Li felt wronged: I became dirty through my own efforts, why should I be pure? Besides, we are all adults, what's wrong with saying a little 'sexy' love talk?
Linghu Lan: "...Your wife already knows how brazenly you're being vulgar, but as someone who's read tons of erotic novels, I just love innocent girls."
Lu Li withdrew her self-righteous gaze, nodded with a wronged expression, and said, "For you, I can be both innocent and wicked, as long as you're happy."
Lu Li is under control.
Linghu Lan then clicked on the next "government" website.
The content is almost the same, the only difference is the Photoshop content.
Qinghe City Government Website.
P.S.: People in our city love to eat crayfish, but due to river pollution, we haven't had them for a long time. If you have crayfish, you're a benefactor to all of us. But most importantly, please give us some chili peppers, thank you!
The website of the Dongzheng City Government.
P.S.: People in our city love rice noodles, so please provide more rice. Flour is negligible. Thank you!
Jinchuan City...
The various bizarre and outlandish demands made Linghu Lan's eyebrows twitch.
fall!
As a "government" website, how can you be so irresponsible? Do you have any respect for the people and the Party?
And who gave you the audacity to treat me like Aladdin's lamp?
They even made a wish!!
There's nowhere for me to make a wish.
Linghu Lan angrily shut down the website.
If I keep watching, I'll start to feel resentful.
She snuggled back into Lu Li's arms, sullenly. "I'm going to eat spicy crayfish today, to get revenge on society! Humph!"
Lu Li smiled and ruffled her hair. "Okay, I'll be your Aladdin's lamp."
...
The invitation to a post-apocalyptic outlaw on the "government" website quickly swept the internet, and its irreverent writing style charmed everyone.
The website was quickly overrun by excited netizens, and the comment section was buzzing with activity.
“I disagree. I’m from the north and I love noodles. I strongly demand that when my family is allocated food, we should only be given flour, and the rice should be given to other families as we see fit.”
"Bad review. They didn't even ask the post-apocalyptic rogue for meat. Meat is my favorite."
"A conscientious 'government,' thank you leaders, this decision is absolutely brilliant."
"Apocalyptic Robin Hood, come and rob us! I promise I'll lie here and not move. Just please, leave me some cumin and beer. I want to eat barbecue and drink alone."
"Crawfish, come to my bowl!"
The entire internet was buzzing with excitement, becoming a rare moment of relaxation amidst the apocalyptic fears.
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