It was so delicious that it almost swallowed its own tongue. It lamented that it should have integrated into human society long ago. It never expected that human dreams would taste so good, much better than monster dreams.
It doesn't have a big appetite; a dream is enough to fill it up.
It glanced at Linghu Lan, feeling that she was completely conquered by it. After thinking for a moment, it realized that as a divine beast, it should indeed have the dignity of a divine beast. So, with a burp, it gave Linghu Lan a haughty look.
"I'll allow you to feed me from now on, two high-grade dreams every morning and evening, or at the very least, mid-grade dreams, understand?"
Linghu Lan couldn't help but chuckle. Sure enough, he just couldn't speak properly.
She reached out and grabbed Beast's ear, her smile unwavering, and gently warned, "I'll only say this once. It's best if you remember, but it's okay if you don't. I have a small heart, and I'll definitely remember every mistake you make. From now on, I'll find you dreamscapes to ensure you don't go hungry. And you're not allowed to steal any of the dreamscapes I hang on the wall; they're for my business. If you eat any of the customers inside, I'll kill you, you beast! Understand?"
Beast opened her mouth: "I'll throw up the people inside, I'm a germaphobe!"
"I didn't realize you were so dirty when you arrived!"
"Foolish humans, I was doing that to be more approachable to the people, do you understand what that means?"
"We humans aren't as dirty as you. From now on, use the toilet properly, be hygienic, and don't swear. If I find any traces of you in my home or shop..."
The words were drawn out, and Beast felt a sudden tightness in her anus. "What do you want?"
“I’ll put a pet diaper on you; I think you might need one.”
Pet diapers!!!
Beast screamed, "I! Don't! Want! You're such a pervert, taking advantage of a beast!"
Linghu Lan felt dizzy again. She patted her chest and thought, "I'll get used to it."
She coughed and continued, "If you don't want to wear diapers, then obediently use the toilet and clean yourself up. Also, no messing around with men or women, otherwise..."
Beast clenched its little paws. "I'm still a minor, I won't mess around with men and women. If I do, what do you want to do?"
"I'll give you a sterilization operation, and you'll be done with it once and for all."
The beast was dumbfounded. It had never heard of surgery on testicles before, and it was completely stunned.
"You humans have such lewd and violent surgeries?"
"You know nothing about humanity; there are things even more obscene and violent than this." How about hemorrhoid removal or circumcision?
The beast was completely dumbfounded. It thought it had learned a lot about the rules of human society from the book, but now it realized that the human world was far beyond its imagination.
How terrifying!!!
That day, the beast was well-behaved, occasionally glancing at its genitals, as if thinking about the consequences of a fatal cut.
Linghu Lan looked at it and smiled slightly. The beast couldn't be scared. After a while, it would fully understand the rules of human society and probably be able to escape.
Linghu Lan continued to busy herself, casually inquiring about Shenji whenever she saw students from Q University.
"Shenji? You mean Teacher Shen? His name isn't Shenji, it's Shen Weiming. He's a new history teacher at our school, and he's amazing at teaching history. It feels like I've seen him in person."
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