Linghu Lan: "I can only hug an old man like you; even young, fresh-faced men won't let me hug them anymore."
Jingxing: "You've worn me out, and now you're starting to dislike me!"
Linghu Lan: "..." Don't try to shift the blame, I can't take the blame for someone as old as you.
Jingxing: "Forget it, I'll just cry to myself!"
This is Linghu Lan and Jingxing's daily life series, "Humans are worse than dogs."
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As Wei Jing grew up, he became more and more like his father, Wei Meng, with a hint of mischief in his eyes, which was manifested in his talent for flirting with women.
once.
Linghu Lan took Wei Jing out and sat down at a roadside shop to get some juice.
Wei Jing had already given the beautiful woman sitting next to him a passionate kiss.
Linghu Lan looked at Jing Xing: "Did you teach him?"
Jing Xing thought for a moment. "This is Wei Meng's gene!"
Wei Meng was exiled to such a remote county because he had mastered the art of flirting with girls since childhood. Before joining the army, he used to whistle at young girls, eventually blowing himself out of the capital.
Linghu Lan sighed with deep emotion: "Look at Wei Jing, and then look at you. You're not even as good as a child. If I hadn't pursued you back then, you would probably have been a bachelor for the rest of your life. Luckily, I took pity on you and took you in."
Jing Xing glanced at Wei Jing and calmly said, "What's the use of being good at flirting if you're all show and no substance!"
It has the tools but lacks the power.
"Pfft!" Linghu Lan spat out a mouthful of blood. "You've become filthy!"
Jing Xing blushed slightly, his ears felt hot, he glanced at Linghu Lan, and calmly said, "You are the one primarily responsible, I was originally innocent!"
"I won't take the blame for this! The innocent will remain innocent, the guilty will remain guilty, and the filthy will remain filthy."
Jingxing smiled. "Anyway, just ask me, do you like it?"
"I love it! Can you be any dirtier?"
"Yes, but only on the bed!"
Linghu Lan: "..." I like this kind of dirty talk.
After flirting with the girl, Wei Jing looked curiously at Jing Xing and Linghu Lan. "What are you two going to do in bed? I want to play too!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
Linghu Lan and Jing Xing blushed and quickly led Wei Jing away from the scene of the incident. For a long time afterward, they did not want to go to that shop again until they were sure that the owner had forgotten about them.
As Wei Jing grew older, Linghu Lan realized more and more that Wei Jing's flirting skills were naturally maxed out.
When they were in kindergarten, Wei Jing once pestered Linghu Lan to buy him a toy car.
Linghu Lan did not agree. He already had too many toys. Buying too many toys for a child would easily distract him, so Linghu Lan did not agree.
Unexpectedly, Wei Jing wiped away his tears and pleaded with Linghu Lan, "Could you buy me some lollipops? I want to share them with my classmates."
Linghu Lan had just refused Wei Jing's request to buy her a car, so naturally she would grant his request to buy her lollipops.
So, he generously bought Wei Jing ten lollipops.
Wei Jing stopped crying and started laughing.
Linghu Lan suddenly realized that the little guy didn't want to buy a toy car at all; he just wanted a lollipop and was deliberately tricking her for it!
I never imagined you, at such a young age, would possess such a deep and calculating mind!
The next day after kindergarten, Linghu Lan picked up Wei Jing and saw him waiting at the kindergarten gate. When a little girl came out, he handed her a lollipop.
"Andy, here's one for you."
"Nana, here's a lollipop for you, it's so sweet!"
All nine lollipops were eventually given to the little girl.
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