After dad came back, the two kids clung to their dad’s legs and kept calling him “dad”, looking like they were the closest to him.

Even the farts they just came back from smelled good for two days, being with dad was the freshest.

Qin Rou watched coldly from the side, the kids were clinging to their dad, and she, as a mother, was not jealous at all, even -

hahahahahaha.

Very good, the brats are yours.

Don’t think that one or two-year-old children are easy to fool, most of them are born cunning, they will act according to the situation, constantly test the bottom line of adults, and will take advantage of you if you are not careful, and they change their attitude very quickly, if you want to argue with them, you will be mad at yourself.

Things that they promised before, they didn’t admit it in a few minutes, they forget very quickly, and what’s even more hateful is!! ! ! They only remember what you promised them, and they absolutely cannot remember what they promised their mother.

When they are obedient, they are very obedient, which makes you feel that they are so considerate, well-behaved, lovable, warm and healing. When they are disobedient, they are also very disobedient, stubborn to death, and do everything against you.

Now they will deliberately annoy and tease their mother, feed her with biscuits, put them near her mouth, and when she is about to eat, they will immediately take the biscuits away and eat them happily.

The brothers are so affectionate and close to each other, and then they start quarreling because "the banana cake my brother eats is a little bigger than mine, I am not satisfied" or "Why should my brother eat one bite of carrot and I eat two bites?"

In the last second, my brother (brother) and I are the best brothers in the world, and in the next second, we are no longer brothers, goodbye, my mother and I are the best.

The brothers have the same relationship with their mother.

One moment they love their mother the most, and the next moment they hate their mother the most and never want to pay attention to her again. When they really ignore her, they will take the initiative to stick to their mother and say that they are the most well-behaved and obedient baby, and that they are different from their brother (brother) and love their mother the most.

Every day, she bounces back and forth between the angel and the little devil.

Qin Rou sighed softly.

She has now automatically switched the little brat's "Mom, I love you the most" to:

-Mom, I'm hungry, I want to eat snacks.

They are really the best at pretending to be pitiful.

These two little brats often make Qin Rou want to stuff them back.

Not to mention anything else, her poor yard has been plucked by her own sons countless times. If you just pick flowers, it's fine, but their mother has to drive an excavator to dig you out with roots and leaves.

These two little bad guys.

They pluck a little here and there, causing their old mother to keep patching it up.

Old mother Qin Rou was really trying hard to maintain her yard, so as to prevent her flowers and plants from being pulled up.

"Dad, Dad..." The two little shark babies chased their biological father.

Dad Lu Yan, who had just returned and was treated like a star by his sons, felt the strong father-son relationship, "My son is so good."

"Dad's good son."

Qin Rou and Jiang Ping laughed in their hearts.

"When you come back, spend more time with Zhou Zhou and Dumpling."

"Okay, I'll take them to play."

Qin Rou, Jiang Ping and Comrade Lu were all overjoyed, and they were finally going to have a holiday.

They decided together not to pay attention to the three of them.

Regarding these two little guys, Lao Lu and his wife also have a lot of bitterness to say. These two little guys are really pitiful and cute. When the two brothers get together, their destructive ability is doubled. They can quarrel about all kinds of things, which makes you confused. In addition, they are two chatterboxes. They will quarrel about what happened to the elder brother and what happened to the younger brother. They chatter a lot for no reason.

The eldest cousin Xia Mingxi is afraid of their magic duet.

He, a chatterbox, can't fight two.

These are two mole brothers, one pops up here and one pops up there, just like playing whack-a-mole. Just when you press it down, another one pops up, which makes you angry.

It is also very troublesome to be entangled by these two little moles.

Obviously, the fake brotherhood between the three of them is not that good, but when the elder brother Xia Mingxi made an appointment to go out and play, the two mole brothers suddenly said that their grandmother and mother no longer loved them, and they loved their eldest cousin the most. They would perform an "eighteen-way farewell" for them, dragging them and not letting them go out. They must take us with them when they go out, otherwise they would wow...

"I don't want anyone else, I just want Brother Xixi to play with me!!"

"Only Brother!!"

Xia Mingxi: "..."

I don't want to play with you now.

Classmate Xiao Ming only wants to play with children of the same age.

Chen Jingyi is also afraid of these two little cousins. They have never been alone, but in groups. Although the brothers have constant conflicts among themselves, when facing outsiders, their ideas are always very consistent, that is, they are united against the outside world.

"Jingyi Guoguo, draw the cake for me..."

"Hehe, tear it off."

"Brother Xixi is the most annoying. I only want to play with Brother Jingyi."

...

Chen Jingyi: "..." No, I don't want to play with you.

They are still two little dwarfs, but now they are eager to participate in the game of big friends. Okay, okay, let them join. But Xia Mingxi and Chen Jingyi, who are only seven or eight years old, have already started to be reasonable and like to play games with rules. It's fun to have rules, but these two guys are particularly unreasonable!!!

It's okay if one person is unreasonable, but they are unreasonable together!!!

——Ah, get out of our game!!

I don't want to be entangled by these two sticky candies.

"Dad, dad, ride horses..."

This is the game that the two little guys have been looking forward to for a long time. This is how other people in the big yard play with their dads.

Unfortunately, they only have one dad, so they have to take turns riding.

Lu Yan: "..." Help, help.

"Brother Lu, you are back, you are responsible for coaxing the children to sleep."

Qin Rou hates coaxing children to sleep the most. These two little brats say "I am so tired, mom, I want to sleep" before going to bed, but once they get into bed - I am energetic!!!

Mom, you have to tell us stories, Mom, you have to play with us.

I believed their lies.

Qin Rou: “…” I don’t want to accompany you, I just want to sleep, the kids in kindergarten were not so annoying before.

Flies in pairs.

After coaxing them, I fell asleep first.

The two brothers would be angry when they saw their mother falling asleep, because their mother actually fell asleep first.

Qin Rou also found something very strange, for example, when she was coaxing the children to sleep, she felt very sleepy.

But after the children fell asleep…

——I felt energetic!!!

Lu Yan returned home for two or three days, and was transformed by the brotherhood of society. When facing the sweet words and embraces of his sons, he was much more rational.

"Daddy, daddy... I want this, I want this..."

"Daddy..." He

was stuck by the buzzing flies.

There was nothing much to say, he missed the life without children.

When the two children were in his mother's belly, it was the happiest time for him.

Now there is not much else in his house, but condoms are the most prepared.

After spending time with the children, Chief of Staff Lu went back to his room and hugged his wife to shut himself up.

Qin Rou encouraged him: "Just get through it, what's wrong with the kids riding horses? At most, they'll just pee on themselves. What are you afraid of? Right?"

Lu Yan: "... That's why you fed them both coconut milk when they were riding me?"

"Please don't wrongly accuse me and my son, they can already poop."

Lu Yan took the two children to play on the small lawn in the yard. Qin Rou sat under a thatched umbrella, looking at the big and small kids in front of her, and decisively made herself a cup of milk tea.

She held her chin with her hand and thought, I can finally go back to drinking tea.

This day is so beautiful. Seeing the father taking care of the children, she seemed to see the sky in the liberated areas. The sky in the liberated areas is blue, the sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, and the sea breeze is so comfortable. It will be

fine if the children grow up a little.

Huang Xinying was on the second floor when she saw the little tea spirit next door drinking tea again, and she felt upset.

When she saw the twins next door, the upset suddenly eased a little.

Their little Dun Dun is about to turn one year old, and Captain Zhang and his wife are having a headache raising a child. They really don’t know why they have stepped into such a pit. It’s not easy for the eldest son to be a little sensible now, but this little unreasonable boy is here again.

The two kids next door come once, and they have to raise two kids twice.

Oh my god, this little broken child cries and makes a fuss at night, making people unable to sleep. I really want to put him back.

Captain Zhang and his wife, who originally wanted to have a third daughter, don’t want to have a baby at all.

Captain Zhang: "..."

"Alas, it's because I have to be a father with Old Liu."

Captain Zhang didn't know whether this was a relief or sympathy. Anyway, he couldn't feel happy.

Political Commissar Liu's daughter Tiao Tiao was named right because she was really jumping and energetic. She learned to crawl, walk and talk very quickly. She could parrot at a young age. She had a sharp voice and could yell at you even if she didn't know how to speak, which made Political Commissar Liu's family very upset.

Old Liu didn't dare to show off his daughter in front of him anymore. It was estimated that he and Huahua's mother had thought about it countless times and wanted to put their daughter Tiao Tiao back. She

was too jumping.

——It's what he deserved! ! ! !

Seeing other people's daughters jumping around, Zhang felt more balanced. Although he didn't have a daughter, at least his son didn't jump around like that.

Sometimes, Lao Liu would quietly ask Zhang, "Do you think I should change my daughter's nickname?" For example, she could call her Pingping or something like that.

At this time, the head of the group, Zhang, would quietly persuade him: "Tiaotiao is good, lively children are smarter, Tiaotiao, energetic, your daughter is so healthy, as parents, don't we want our children to be healthy?"

"My son's nickname is Dundun, I think this name is too solid, not lively enough."

"He was sick before, it's so troublesome for a child to be sick, it makes the whole family worried, your Tiaotiao has never been sick, right? So this name is good."

Old Liu: "..."

Old Zhang is right, Tiaotiao, lively, Tiaotiao.

But it's not good to be too lively, a girl, how can she be so fierce.

"From childhood to old age, you said that my girl Tiaotiao, if she is still so lively when she grows up..."

"Am I a little sorry for Tiaotiao's future in-laws?"

Zhang will kindly advise him: "It's okay, girls change a lot when they grow up, don't worry too early, even if... It's okay, don't think too much, and let her husband and in-laws worry more in the future."