——Ask Lu Yan to help with ideas?

This time, even Qin Rou found

it unbelievable. Qin Rou looked at Lu Yan, Comrade Lu, the taciturn king when it comes to blind dates, the amazing player who made one move after another that made his wife confused and reported the marriage after the first meeting.

Qin Rou: "Did your sister overestimate you?"

Outsiders like Lao Wang and Lao Zhao are fine, but it's a bit too unbelievable that their own sister can believe in their brother Lu, who is such a scumbag.

A blind cat only meets a dead mouse once or twice, how can there be so much good luck, all the dead mice were picked up by Lu the cat.

Lu Yan: "...my nephew is joking."

Captain Lu also thought this was too unbelievable.

But Xia Mingxi said his mother was serious: "Uncle, my mother asked you to call her, saying that if you treat her as your sister, you should call her."

Lu Yan: "..."

He and Qin Rou looked at each other, and the expressions of the couple were indescribable. Lu Yan walked out of the yard, Qin Rou and Xia Mingxi followed to watch the excitement, and the two cute kids Zhou Zhou and Dumpling followed behind the adults. The Lu family lined up in a small train to go out.

Dumpling asked: "What is Dad going to do?"

"Call your aunt. Huh, don't make any noise. Zhou Zhou, look after your brother." Dumpling, the little one in their family, has been talking more and more recently. Compared with his calm and quiet brother, he seems to be more lively.

"I don't want my brother to look at me." Dumpling is quite rebellious at this time. No matter what the adults say, he wants to do the opposite.

Zhou Zhou at the side said calmly: "Do you want to be Zhou Zhou?"

Xiao Dumpling: "..."

Xiao Dumpling felt an inexplicable temptation, walked over to hug Zhou Zhou, patted his back and soothed him softly: "Be good, little brother..."

Zhou Zhou rubbed his face, looked at Qin Rou and said softly: "Mom, I listen to you."

This tone is exactly the soft and cute tone that Xiao Dumpling usually uses when he is acting coquettish.

It's just that the sentences that came out of her mouth were not like the ones that Xiao Dumpling usually said.

Qin Rou: "..."

Qin Rou swallowed her saliva, and she suddenly felt that her sons had some artistic talent in them. Maybe they can really get into an art school, such as filming a play.

These two little actors are so young.

When Dun Dun and Tiao Tiao, who are not much older than them, grow up, they don't know what kind of house games they will play together...

Thinking of this, Qin Rou felt that the future was hard to describe.

Lu Yan called Lu Sanjie in the telephone room and the call was quickly connected.

"Little brother, has our Xiao Ming arrived?"

"Yes."

"Did I tell you about the matter?"

"Yes."

"Can't you say a few more words? Give your sister an idea."

"I'm giving you some advice now." Lu Yan held the phone receiver and said lazily, "When talking to someone, be brief and to the point, and don't talk nonsense."

"Really?" But the other side of the third sister Lu was puzzled: "But I'm writing a letter? I have to say a few more words in the letter, right?"

Lu Yan: "...You can decide for yourself."

"Little brother, get me some letter writing templates. You and our sister have been so close for so many years, you must have written a lot of letters, let your sister refer to them..."

"I'm warning you, don't say you haven't written it before. Who are you fooling? The Zhao family has called our house, and our parents know about it. You helped them make pen pals and find partners, and now it's your sister's turn, aren't you going to help?"

Lu Yan: "..."

He was interrupted by this elder sister.

"I haven't written a letter, but I have written a lot of battle plans."

"Then show your battle plan to your sister. I have a good friend on the island. Have someone bring the materials to me in five days, as an emergency."

"I've given you plenty of time."

"Damn it, brother, you can't cheat your sister. I took good care of you when you were little, and I always threw the card of being a traitor to your fourth brother."

Lu Yan: "...I obviously replaced it myself."

"If I hadn't turned a blind eye, could you have succeeded so easily?"

Lu Yan: "You stole my division commander's card."

"I won by my own ability... If you really count, how many things have you cheated your sister from since she was a child? Lu Yan?!!"

Lu Yan raised his eyebrows and said, "You can't imitate the letters I wrote."

Although he had not written many letters, Brother Lu was very confident.

"I don't believe it unless you let me see it."

The brother and sister hung up the phone.

Qin Rou learned about their battle situation outside, and she covered her forehead: "Can you show those shitty battle plans to outsiders?"

It's embarrassing.

What kind of crap is written, doing something serious.

Lu Yan curled his lips, stepped forward and put his arm around his wife's shoulders, and said confidently: "Don't worry, your brother Lu has his own way."

Qin Rou: "I hope so."

Don't cheat your own sister.

After Lu Xuan, the third sister of Lu, hung up the phone, she secretly laughed for a long time. She was just bored, otherwise why would she use Lu Yan, a dog-headed military advisor?

As a biological sister, how could she not know the true nature of this guy?

It was already jaw-dropping that this guy could marry a wife, and he could also give advice to help others find a partner?

Just like his fourth brother Lu Xiao, they are both scumbags.

At Lu Xuan's age, she is no longer obsessed with the matter of marriage. The children are so big, is it necessary? It doesn't matter whether there is a spouse or not.

Anyway, Lu Xuan is very satisfied with her current life.

When she took her son to Guangzhou, she did have some affection for the chef of that hotel, Lu Qing, but this affection was not enough to explain anything. She didn't care whether there was another man in her life or not.

Lu Xuan called Comrade Lao Lu and said openly: "Your daughter is trying hard to find a partner. I, Lu Yan, can give me some advice."

If the negotiation fails, it will not be her fault, but because I am the one who takes the blame. A

brother is meant to take the blame.

The fourth brother takes the blame, then the fifth brother.

Comrade Lao Lu: "???!!!!"

Comrade Lao Lu gasped: "Are you sure?"

"You asked Lu Yan for advice. If you can succeed, the sun will rise from the west?"

The previous call from the Zhao family had already made him feel confused, and now his daughter's call made him even more confused.

His son Lu Yan, is he still the same Lu Yan?

"I trust my younger brother. I will follow his advice."

Although she said this, Lu Sanjie was thinking: Yes, this will not work unless the sun rises from the west.

"Dad, I'm just telling you. Just wait and see."

Lu Zongyi: "..."

How could he be at ease? He had no choice but to give up!!!

You kids are outrageous!!! Outrageous!!!

Zhao Jianghong was particularly excited these two days because his old buddy, Comrade Lu Yan, the captain of the Lu brigade, sent him a message saying that he wanted to see the correspondence between him and the target for "advisory consultation".

Comrade Zhao agreed immediately. As a creator currently immersed in literature and art, he has a desire to share and show off. He is very satisfied with the letters he wrote, and he is not ashamed to expose them in front of others. He

must show them off to certain people to let them know how sweet and touching his love life is.

So Zhao Jianghong has been preparing for the past two days. He picked out four or five "highlight letters" and read them aloud in the cabin every day. Sometimes he even read them aloud on the deck facing the sea affectionately.

"Ah, the sea..."

Zhou Zhenhua is Zhao Jianghong's roommate. He is getting more and more unbearable now. He would rather Zhao Jianghong still be the same as he was a year ago, looking at the blue sky and the sea all day and feeling depressed in the corner, rather than becoming a buzzing fly.

Listening to his affectionate and half-English letter, Zhou Zhenhua got goose bumps on his arms.

The weather on Qiongzhou Island was not cold, so why did he feel a cold wave coming? He

felt cold as if he had caught a cold.

"Old Zhao, can you please stop reading?"

Spare your good roommate.

"Wait two more days, I have to make adequate preparations now."

"Honestly, Old Zhao." Zhou Zhenhua advised him earnestly: "You have finally found the object of your affection, you must cherish it."

Don't pollute her ears like this.

Some sentences are very beautiful when written, but when you read them out loud, it is completely different. These few Chinese sentences are mixed with foreign words and Suzhou dialect. Please spare the ears of everyone on the boat, and please spare yourself.

"Words are more attractive than voices. If you read it to your target like this, Comrade Ye may not be happy."

Zhou Zhenhua thought coldly: Not only is he unhappy, he is even as disgusted as he is.

After hearing what Zhou Zhenhua said, Zhao Jianghong didn't care at all: "Who said I was going to read it to Mingxiu? Am I that stupid?"

Zhao Jianghong thought, how could I not know how disgusting and annoying my reading was?

"I find it disgusting myself, Old Zhou, do you find it disgusting too?"

Zhou Zhenhua almost choked on his own saliva: "Disgusting, too disgusting, it's just disgusting opening the door to disgust, disgusting to the extreme."

Zhao Jianghong nodded and said: "That's right!! "

Comrade Zhao was particularly satisfied with the result.

"To you!!!" Zhou Zhenhua was about to curse, "I would rather go out to sea and eat bean sprouts in a seasickness than listen to you read these nonsense again."

"Don't worry, it's only for a day or two, let me practice for a while." Zhao Jianghong patted his shoulder and comforted him, "Brother, you haven't found a partner yet, right? Listen to what I read, it's good."

Zhou Zhenhua: "..." Hehe.

"You don't believe it, right? Next time I'll take you to meet my other buddy named Lu."

Zhao Jianghong thought. Every time he went to Lu Yan's house, he was shown off by him. This time, it was his home court. He must let Lu Yan know what it meant to "look at someone with new eyes after three days of absence."

Old Comrade Zhao still remembered Captain Lu's composition score.

Zhao Jianghong took out the letter he wrote, thinking that he must throw it in front of this guy named Lu to let him be impressed.

- And let him be jealous.

It would be best if he could let his wife see it. He has never written a letter to his wife like this, right?

This guy can't write it!

"Old Lu!" Lu Yan and Zhao Jianghong borrowed the office of a submarine brigade on the shore to meet.

As soon as they met, Zhao Jianghong couldn't wait to throw four or five letters at Lu Yan.

Lu Yan: "..."

He raised his handsome eyebrows and asked sternly: "Why do you look like you're waiting for the leader to review it?"

Brother Lu said that he couldn't stand the boy's smug look.

Zhao Jianghong crossed his arms and decided not to bother with him for the time being: "You open it and take a look, old man."

Lu Yan opened a letter and opened the paper to see the content... "???!"

Captain Lu's heart was like magma erupting. He wondered: Is the person I'm talking to supposed to write these things?

Zhao Jianghong's eyebrows danced with joy.

He said with great pride: "Lu Yan, have you written to your wife?"

Lu Yan: "..."

"Do you want me to read it to you affectionately? Listen, I'm going to read it--"

"Stop, bring me a pen and paper." Lu Yan said, Brother Lu, I'll write it for you on the spot.

Isn't it in the format of neither English nor Chinese, neither Chinese nor Soviet?

I'll make a copy for you to see.

In front of Zhao Jianghong, Lu Yan picked up a pen and wrote a long paragraph. The content was roughly:

Today is calm, looking at the azure sea, my heart is as calm as the sea water, but actually surging. The waves hit the rocks, just like my heart is suffering...

I have come up with three solutions to the math problem you discussed with me a few days ago.

Solution 1...

Solution 2...

...

Zhao Jianghong: "..." Math problem? Why math problem?

Do couples still need to discuss math problems in private? Shouldn't they talk about the stars and the moon, and talk about romantic things like picking shells on the blue sky, the sea and the beach?

After Lu Yan finished writing a letter, he copied it and wrote four or five more letters. These letters looked pretty good.

Zhao Jianghong: "Are you sure your Xiao Qin will be happy to see these letters?"

Lu Yan laughed in his heart: I'm not stupid.

- I must have a brain problem to show it to my wife.

But Brother Lu didn't show his expression in front of others. He picked up a letter he wrote and compared it with Zhao Jianghong's letter.

"Look, who wrote it beautifully?" Lu Yan was very excited. Regardless of the content of the letter, his brother Lu's handwriting was absolutely beautiful, and he showed off his gorgeous cursive font. The layout of various languages ​​was particularly beautiful and comfortable, which was eye-catching.

- Outsiders can't copy it.

It's exclusive to Brother Lu.

"Tell me, which one does my wife like more?" Lu Yan raised the letter in his hand. Compared with the beautiful handwriting on his letter, the dog-crawling handwriting on the other letter looked particularly terrible.

Zhao Jianghong: "..."

Zhao Jianghong was so angry at him! ! ! !

In fact, his handwriting was not that bad, just ordinary, and every stroke was recognizable. But when it was placed together with Lu Yan's handwriting... he

was overwhelmed by his handwriting.

This person's composition was so bad, why could this guy write such a good handwriting? God is unfair! ! !

Lu Yan's brother patted his shoulders and said hypocritically, "Brother, you still need to practice your handwriting. When you practice your handwriting well, your partner will be happier."

"Your brother Lu, I'm leaving. I'll take it home to show my wife tomorrow. She will be very happy."

Lu Yan said with a smug smile and patted the letters in his hands. He was very satisfied. With such a beautiful "template" to copy, if his sister couldn't find a partner, it was definitely not because of him, Lu Yan, but because of her own lack of ability.

Zhao Jianghong looked at his confident back as he left in a leisurely manner, and was really frightened for a moment.

Should lovers talk about math problems?

Zhao Jianghong: "..."

How about trying it next time?

Just give it a try. Zhao Jianghong wrote a letter to Ye Mingxiu to discuss math problems with her. He wrote a lot of words, but he still felt unsatisfied at the end. To be honest, solving problems is more refreshing than racking your brains to come up with those romantic sentences.

After all, solving math problems requires a way of thinking and a correct answer.

"Brother Lu is really experienced and knows that lovers have to play some tricks." After all, it has been three years, and it's time to get tired of talking about the stars and the moon. It's time to change to something unusual.

Zhao Jianghong nodded thoughtfully.

He asked someone to bring the letter to Ye Mingxiu, and soon received a reply, which read:

- You are knowledgeable and talented, and I look up to you.

Zhao Jianghong's cheeks flushed with excitement when he heard this sentence.

But what he didn't know was that when a girl says this sentence, it translates to: This is a shitty topic, I can't understand it.

But... although Comrade Xiao Ye doesn't understand it, Ye Mingxiu still thinks it's pretty amazing.

——It's the kind of feeling that is very irritable, but also thinks that the object is very amazing.

It's well written, can you not write it next time?