The horrible, bloody face of the stuffed bear was so close that the strong smell of blood went straight into his nose. Yue Ya did not retreat, but calmly asked it: "Would you like to take a photo? There is a fee."
Feifei tilted his head and meowed in a baby voice, his furry little ears moving, which made Bear feel itchy.
The stuffed bear was very excited, patting the ground with his paws excitedly, and mechanically repeating: "Bear thinks it's cute! Bear thinks it's cute!"
The claws of the teddy bear were huge and sharp, shattering bricks and stones wherever they passed. Its roar brought with it a chilling wind, which hurt when it hit the face. Even Yue Ya couldn't help but step back a little, and other players were so scared that they ran away at the speed of light.
Yueya's hair was blown back. He wiped his numb face and said, "Calm down. You'll scare the kitten."
When the kitten was mentioned, the stuffed bear became more restrained and retracted its huge paws stiffly: "Xiongxiong wants to take a picture!"
"It's charged." Yue Ya emphasized again.
Little bear, you have to understand that there is no free lunch in the world.
The stuffed bear thought for a moment, took out a bunch of small pieces of paper from his pocket, and held them in front of Yue Ya: "All for you! Take a photo!"
Yue Ya took a closer look and saw the words "Coupon" printed in big letters on the small notes.
When the players saw so many coupons, they lost their composure and shouted directly to Yue Ya.
"Brother, take these! With these coupons we can go to the beauty store and buy things."
"Don't be polite to it! Take them all away!"
Yue Ya had an illusion that he was very popular, but he didn't listen to the players and coldly rejected the teddy bear: "I can get the coupon myself, and taking a photo with the kitten is another price."
In order to make the stuffed bear understand what he said, Yue Ya showed it the five-dollar ghost money: "I want this kind of money."
[Photos are charged separately, understand?]
[Fei Fei has grown up and can earn money to support his father in his old age]
[This man is really good at making money]
[Then the question is, Bear, do you have money?]
"Money..." The stuffed bear put away the coupons in a hurry, then rummaged through the big pocket on his chest, took out a crumpled banknote, and handed it to Yue Ya: "Xiong Xiong has money!"
Compared with the palm of the teddy bear, this banknote is really small. Yue Ya picked the banknote out from between the teddy bear's fingers and unfolded it. It was a ghost money with a face value of 5,000 yuan.
It feels good. This is what ghost money should look like. What’s the big deal about five dollars?
"The transaction is successful." Yueya gestured to the teddy bear to sit down, walked to it with Feifei in his arms, and faced the Polaroid camera in front of him.
The stuffed bear was very happy. He sat properly, grinning, and said to the camera: "Take a picture!"
With a "click", the Polaroid camera slowly spit out a photo and made a mechanical sound: "Congratulations to the guest for successfully checking in."
At the same time, Yueya's player account received two beauty store coupons. He and Feifei were counted as two kills. The system was quite humane this time.
However, he took a look and found that this coupon was for a 4,500 yuan discount on orders over 5,000 yuan, and it could not be used in combination. Even if he used it, the minimum consumption was 500 yuan.
In a nutshell - it's a pit.
However, he earned 5,000 yuan from the teddy bear and could afford to spend 500 yuan, so he went to the beauty store to check the market first.
Just as Yueya was about to leave after taking the photos, the stuffed bear suddenly got angry: "You are not allowed to leave! Bear wants Kitty to stay!"
A cold breath approached, and a dark shadow descended from above, enveloping Yue Ya and Fei Fei. Yue Ya put one hand in his pocket and did not even turn his head: "Oh? Are you sure?"
Feifei turned around, sat on Yueya's shoulder, looked up at the teddy bear, and licked his lips: "Meow~"
To be honest, the kitten likes you very much, too.
The stuffed bear looked at the fat, furry little figure, slapped the ground with its paws, and let out a heart-wrenching roar: "Stay and play with me!"
It seemed as if he would beat Yue Ya immediately if he didn't stay. Yue Ya turned around, rubbed his ears which were stinging from the shock, and said lazily: "Fei Fei, go play."
I had taken the money and had no intention of making things difficult for the teddy bear, but it was determined and insisted on playing with Feifei, so I just went and "played" with it.
Feifei was just waiting for this sentence. He rushed towards the teddy bear like lightning, stepped on its outstretched giant paw, jumped onto its head, and bit its ear!
The stuffed bear howled and fell to the ground: "Bear bear, it hurts!"
The teddy bear wanted to grab Feifei but its arms were too short and it scratched its head instead. It could only rage helplessly and bang its head against the ground repeatedly, making a mess.
Feifei stayed in the real world for a week, eating only dried fish every day. When he finally got to eat cat food, he showed his determination and refused to give up.
The teddy bear realized that he couldn't get rid of Feifei, so he lay on the ground exhausted and gave up struggling.
Yueya asked the teddy bear: "Do you still want to play?"
The stuffed bear shed tears of regret: "I don't want to play anymore."
Yue Ya curled her lips and looked at her kitten: "Fei Fei, leave when you are full."
Feifei let go and easily jumped back onto Yueya's shoulder. He raised his paw gracefully and licked his fur slowly.
The teddy bear covered its bitten ear and looked at Feifei pitifully. Surprisingly, it did not go crazy again. It returned to its original position and sat obediently, but its eyes were still glued to Feifei.
Yueya thought that Feifei's behavior was based on her cuteness and she committed a crime.
However, the puppet bear has thick blood, so losing this little bit of blood is just a drop in the bucket. Maybe Feifei can even eat another serving of twice-cooked pork.
When the players saw Yue Ya was about to leave, they quickly brushed off the dust on their bodies and surrounded him.
"Brother, don't go. Can you lend me the cat and the teddy bear to take a photo with me?"
"We want to get that coupon. If you need any help later, just let me know."
Coupons are optional for Yueya, but they are crucial to these players.
Yue Ya didn’t have time to waste here, so he walked to the sign, typed the words “Heart”, then left with the cat in his arms.
"What does he mean by that?"
Someone suddenly realized: "Oh, I see, the key point is the 'heart' gesture, which is the restriction for taking photos with the teddy bear!"
It turned out that the sign indicated the conditions for taking safe photos, but they did not read it carefully.
The first player who went up to take a photo was too impatient, and Yue Ya, who followed closely behind, did not play by the rules. These players were completely led astray, and became impatient, so they naturally could not notice the details.
Yueya's knock brought them back on track.
They began to get into the mood and took photos with the teddy bear in an orderly manner.
[No wonder Yuezai said he could get the coupons on his own, it turns out he had figured out the answer long ago]
[If you want to borrow our fat, that’s a different price]
Yue Ya walked a short distance before arriving at the beauty area. There were several beauty stores here. At the door of each store stood a clerk with exquisite makeup, looking at him with a smile.
Yueya was too lazy to leave, so he chose the first one.
Yueya came to the door of the store and the male clerk bowed slightly to him. When he raised his head, the male clerk's face became a bloody mess and his eyeballs were nowhere to be found, leaving only two bloody holes.
The male clerk grinned, and his tongue full of barbs fell down: "Welcome, please enter the store and choose~"
What an impressive welcome.
"Wait a moment." Looking at this face did feel a bit uncomfortable, Yue Ya looked away, observed the store first, and tried to find some relevant information.
Soon, his eyes were drawn to the sign at the door, which read:
1. You must make a purchase to enter the store.
2. This store does not offer free trials. All products must be purchased after opening.
3. Support face recognition shopping.
The first two are easy to understand, meaning forced consumption, but what does face-scanning shopping mean?
Feifei was still digesting the Yin energy he had just swallowed. He lay obediently on Yueya's shoulder like a clingy little dumpling, completely non-aggressive. Not to mention Yueya. As the temperature in the mall was too low, his lips were almost pale, and he looked gentle and fragile.
The ghost clerk likes this kind of customer so much that his mouth is stretched to the back of his head. He said enthusiastically: "Don't hesitate, handsome boy. Come into the store and choose. You will definitely find the products you like~"
Yue Ya asked, "Does your brand have a second store in this mall?"
When he looked at the map earlier, he remembered that this brand had two stores and wanted to confirm it.
The ghost clerk nodded: "Yes, the other store is also on the first floor, and our products are the same."
"Any store can be responsible for after-sales service, right?"
"Yes."
Yueya got the answer he wanted and walked into the store.
There were four employees in the store, and they bowed to him in a well-trained manner: "Welcome, please feel free to choose."
They raised their heads and their delicate faces became distorted and ugly. The soothing music in the store turned into mournful cries, and the bright lights turned into a dark green. The store seemed to have fallen into the underworld.
Yueya was not affected at all: "Where is the lipstick?"
"This way, please." The ghost clerk took him to the lipstick area and gestured for him to look at the various styles of lipstick on the shelf: "You can try them if you like. It's okay to try them casually."
If players don't pay attention to the notice at the door and think that this store offers free trials, they will definitely be badly cheated.
Yueya ignored him and just looked at the price.
The best-selling lipstick series of the year: 100,000 yuan per lipstick.
Classic series lipstick: 150,000 yuan per piece.
New series of lipstick: 200,000 yuan per piece.
“…”
The inflation in your ghost world is a bit exaggerated.
The 5,000 yuan in my pocket suddenly became useless, and the coupon for a 4,000 yuan discount on purchases over 5,000 yuan was also useless. As for the five yuan given by the system, it was just a piece of waste paper.
But you have to buy the lipstick. The system is trying to trick players.
Yueya thought of the third item on the notice and asked the ghost clerk, "What does face recognition shopping mean?"
The ghost clerk's mouth curled up again. He had no eyes, but he seemed to be staring at Yue Ya. His tone inadvertently revealed greed: "Literally, as long as customers are willing to give certain parts of their face, they can exchange for goods of equal value... Like your eyes, which are flawless, as long as you are willing to use them to pay, it is more than enough to buy all the products in the store."
So this is what it means.
Yue Ya looked at the bloody hole on the male clerk's face and thought, what a pity that the male clerk has no eyes.
The ghost clerk noticed Yue Ya's gaze, his tone was still enthusiastic, but his expression began to twist: "I really hope to have a new pair of eyes, especially beautiful eyes like yours."
The male clerk held his wrist, as if he would dig out Yueya's eyes and put them on his own face at any time.
Yue Ya narrowed her eyes to hide the smile in her eyes: "But your nose is very good."
The ghost clerk was a little confused, but still a little happy to be praised: "Thank you for the compliment."
Yueya picked up a 100,000 yuan lipstick and said softly, "Then let's use face recognition. Where can we pay?"
A deal was about to be concluded, and it was very likely that he would get a pair of beautiful eyes in return. The ghost clerk was very happy and enthusiastically led the way for Yue Ya: "Please follow me."
"Can you issue an invoice?" Yue Ya asked.
"Of course." The ghost clerk took him to the cashier, handed the lipstick he had chosen to the cashier, and said with a smile: "This customer is paying by face recognition, and needs an invoice."
The cashier passed the items through the machine, put them into a delicate little bag, and pointed a scanner at Yueya: "Hello, just put your face here and let me scan it."
Yueya showed an innocent and gentle smile, suddenly grabbed the ghost clerk's neck and put his face in front of the scanner.
"drop--"
The scan was successful, the nose on the ghost clerk's face disappeared immediately, and the invoice and bill were printed out at the same time, which meant that the transaction was successful.
"My nose! You actually used my face to pay?" The ghost clerk was very surprised and angry, but Yue Ya crushed him in momentum. Even with his anger, he could not break free from Yue Ya's palm.
The other shop assistants were also shocked and no one dared to step forward. Moreover, Yue Ya did not violate any store rules, so they could not find any fault.
Yue Ya looked at the ghost clerk's face and chuckled, "It seems I can use it again. My plan is to buy two lipsticks."
The ghost clerk was so frightened that his whole body froze. He quickly said, "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I have the employee price. I'll give it to you!!"
If he scans his face again, there will be nothing left of his facial features!
Yueya was very satisfied: "I need an invoice."
The ghost clerk was in tears. He thought he had welcomed a fat sheep into the store, but he didn't expect it to be a demon. He had better send it away quickly.
Yueya carried a shopping bag containing two lipsticks and left leisurely as the shop assistants watched her go.
The ghost clerk was unwilling to see his leisurely back, so he showed his sharp nails and followed him quietly.
Feifei turned his head to look at the ghost clerk and licked his lips.
The ghost clerk met Feifei's eyes, was startled, lowered his head and stepped back.
The ghosts in the beauty store were relatively weak, so the lipsticks were bought smoothly, but this method would not always work, and we still needed to find a way to make some money. So Yue Ya did not rush to buy other things. He took the lipstick and went to the second store of this beauty brand.
Like the No. 1 store, the clerk at the No. 2 store was also very enthusiastic. When she saw Yueya carrying her own brand shopping bag, her attitude became even better: "Welcome."
Yueya stopped and said straight to the point: "I'm here to return the goods."
The smile on the clerk's face disappeared, and his voice became cold: "Dear customer, according to the rules of our store, a 50% handling fee will be charged for returns. Are you sure you want to return it?"
Yueya nodded and took out the lipstick and receipt she had bought by swiping the clerk's face: "You have to make a purchase to enter the store, right? I won't go in. You can go through the formalities at the door."
The clerk did not refuse and quickly refunded him the money: "Are you stupid? You are also refunding the 50% handling fee. What a loss."
"Yeah, I'm at a huge loss." Yue Ya put the newly acquired fifty thousand ghost money into his wallet and left quickly.
Before he had walked far, he heard the conversation between two shop assistants behind him.
"This is a photo sent by No.1 Store, asking us to post it at the door and refuse this customer entry."
"Has this customer been blacklisted? He just came to return the goods!"
"...If I'm not mistaken, the product he returned was purchased by using the face of a clerk at Store No. 1."
[Hahaha, Yuezai has been blacklisted]
[Not only did I buy the lipstick, I also made 50,000 yuan for free. This game is really shitty, but the anchor is even shittier]
[I really didn’t expect this to happen. I thought the anchor asked for an extra lipstick as a gift for the purchasing agent. Isn’t it said that preparing a small gift can get a surprise?]
[Key point: You must get an invoice when buying things! ]
Yue Ya looked at the list again. Judging from the items listed on it, the customer who asked him to buy the goods should be a female.
Next, find a clothing store.
Walking on the empty road, Yue Ya suddenly heard some "bang bang" sounds, not loud but very abrupt.
Yue Ya stopped and caught a very soft cry for help, which was hazy and seemed to be blocked by something.
"Help, help! Young man passing by, please look over here!"
There was no one around, only a self-service blind box vending machine.
He glanced at the merchandise inside and found a doll without a box, lying on the glass window, looking at him pitifully.
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