Chapter 28 Uncle Emperor, your head is covered with green grassland
[Little fairy?] 】
[Uncle Emperor, there are no little gods in the Princess’s Mansion, only little ginseng spirits, hehe. 】
(＾ω＾)
Luo Ranran fluttered her little feet and rubbed her little head against Princess Qingyang's belly.
[Mother, let me tell you in secret. I suspect that my uncle the emperor has a problem with his brain. I always feel that he is a little abnormal! 】
Emperor Luo: ...(′._.｀)
What's wrong with him?
Princess Qingyang: ...Guaibao is right.
Luo Ranran hummed: [Given the brain of my uncle the emperor, it’s no wonder that three years later, his head was chopped off by Luo Fangjin, and his body was hung on the city wall to dry for a full ninety-nine days. 】
Emperor Luo: ...Σ⊙▃⊙chuan
What? !
Cut off the head? ! !
By Luo Fangjin? ! ! !
This, this, this...what on earth is going on?
Could it be that the little god was telling him the tragic ending in disguise so that he could be mentally prepared in advance?
Princess Qingyang: ...(⊿)
Poor brother, you died so miserably! ! !
Prince: ヾ(;; Д ;;)
Oh my God, why is my Luo royal family so miserable? Could it be that in the previous life, we collectively dug up other people’s ancestral graves?
At this time, the Guagua system, which was locked in the small dark room, spoke to the little finger in a flattering and extremely fawning tone.
[Dear Lady Ranran, Guagua detected that there was a strong and bright green light on the head of your uncle the emperor, which almost blinded Guagua's eyes. 】
Luo Ranran: ()
[What's the big deal about the green light, Gua Gua? You've been following me for so long, but you're still so ignorant. 】
GuaGua System hurriedly explained: [RanRan, this green light is not that green light. 】
Luo Ranran: Is she ignorant?
【oh! Gua Gua, what is that green light? 】
[Mistress Ranran, that is the legendary green hat. It’s not just a green hat, but a sea of green hats. Are you surprised? Are you unexpected? 】
The GuaGua system chuckled, and the laugh sounded a bit obscene. Luo Ranran got goosebumps on the spot.
He curled his lips indifferently: [Green hats are good, they can block the sun in summer and keep out the wind and snow in winter. 】
[That’s not the case!] 】
The GuaGua system is a bit dramatic. How should it explain the true meaning of green hat to this little ginseng spirit who is 500 years old but ignorant of the world?
Luo Ranran hummed: [If it’s not like this, then what is it? Gua Gua, don't forget that the matter of you spending all your points to buy skins has not yet passed, and I'm still angry. 】
Guagua: …
[Oh Ranran, Gua Gua has never experienced being cuckolded, so I don’t know how to explain it to you, but I can show you a video and you will know the true meaning of cuckolding. 】
Luo Ranran nodded reluctantly: [Okay! Open the video for me. 】
GuaGua System: [As you wish, my Lord. 】
Luo Ranran watched the video and smiled slyly.
In fact, when Guagua started talking about green light, she really didn't react. Later, when Guagua talked about green hat, she suddenly realized it.
In order to tease Gua Gua and also to see how Gua Gua would explain to her, she tricked it into making this video.
It just so happened that she was bored right now, and it was better to have a video to kill time than to listen to her brainless uncle going crazy.
But, such a stupid system actually belongs to her.
Sorry, she really can't compliment you.
She had just laughed at the emperor for being cuckolded, but the stupid kid seemed to have forgotten it. It was hard not to make her doubt whether he was in his right mind.
Guagua cried out that he was wronged: ...X﹏X
...Well, this video tells the story of a couple who were very loving and affectionate at the beginning, but then the husband had health problems.
But his wife had great needs and he could not satisfy her.
The wife started looking for men outside. It was not enough to find just one, she found a group of them. When she got tired of one, she would switch to another. She didn't want to be too extravagant.
Because the wife cheated on her husband without any scruples or principles, the husband was completely enchanted by the cheating.
Even the shadow is green.
Finally one day, he could no longer bear the ridicule of the people around him and the humiliation of his wife, so he took his sword and killed his wife and her mistresses.
Finally, the husband laughed three times and roared to the sky: "Hahaha, I am a thousand-year-old turtle. In my next life, I don't want to be a Ninja Turtle anymore..."
After that, he slashed his own neck with a sword and slept in deep sorrow.
Luo Ranran clicked her tongue twice.
In her opinion, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, they should remain loyal to their feelings. If the relationship can no longer be sustained, it is time to break up and not be a heartless person.
[My uncle the emperor who gets up earlier than the chickens and sleeps later than the dogs, your head is covered with green grassland. How pitiful. 】
Emperor Luo: (ˇ_ˇ:)
What?
Head full of green grassland? ! !
What does this mean? ? ?
Luo Ranran sighed.
[Hey, Uncle Emperor, I'm not slandering you, but how can you, alone, satisfy the three thousand beauties in your harem?
It's no wonder that those concubines couldn't stand the loneliness and seduced the guards, ministers, princes... and so on, making you wear new green hats one after another. 】
Emperor Luo: ...What? I was actually cheated on?
(ω′)∝╬▅▆▇◤
Someone, bring me my machete. This concerns my dignity as a man. I must kill people today!
Princess Qingyang: ...Yoyochekenao.
Hahaha, oh my brother, I'm so sorry. I don't mean to laugh at you, but to gloat over your misfortune.
I have said it before that the people you should never mess with in this world are women, but you just happen to mess with so many women. It's your own fault that you are greedy.
You reap what you sow, if you don’t wear a green hat, who will?
Prince: ...∑(O_O;)
Facts have proved that when a woman becomes cruel, nothing can stop a man. Even the emperor of a country cannot escape the fact of being cuckolded.
Oh my god, this is so scary.
In order to avoid being cheated on, he decided to remain a virgin and only have one woman in his life.
Luo Ranran kicked her feet and complained more vigorously.
[Tsk tsk, all men are pigs. If you want to blame someone, blame your uncle the emperor for being too greedy. A good girl with a good marriage opportunity is summoned into the palace by you year after year and becomes a woman in your harem. 】
[Once you enter the palace, it's like entering a deep sea. From now on, Xiao Lang is just a passerby! 】
[Uncle Emperor, look at you. Not only have you ruined other people's marriages, but you have also locked up many beautiful girls in the deep palace, making them waste their time and energy. After a long time, they have become resentful women in the palace. 】
[Some people have tried every trick in their power to gain your favor, using many schemes and intrigues, leading to resentment in the harem and countless deaths. 】
[Everything has its own destiny, Uncle Emperor, I advise you not to be too fickle. There are not many people in the harem who truly love you. Shouldn't you reflect on yourself? 】
Emperor Luo:
Reflect on yourself? How should I reflect on myself?
Woohoo, I’m so angry!
I was actually cheated on by a woman in the harem. This concerns a man's dignity. How can I not be angry?
╰_╯……╰_╯
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