Chapter 36 Guagua, you want to disgust me to death
[Hehe, you don’t know yet, aunt! The emperor's uncle was cuckolded by the women in the harem, and he almost turned into the Hulk. 】
After complaining to this point, the little ginseng spirit laughed without any moral conscience, not feeling at all that it was impolite to complain about his own uncle.
[Hehe, the name of green-hat uncle is a bit forced to suit him. He should be called thousand-year-old turtle and ten-thousand-year-old tortoise. Green-haired turtle is more suitable for him. Aunt, do you think the name of green-haired turtle sounds good? 】
Queen: ( ) It sounds nice. It sounds really nice.
Our good baby is so amazing that even the name he gives him is so unique. It’s great! (ω)
Ha ha ha ha……
Luo Fangzheng, this big pig's hoof, has finally tasted the feeling of being betrayed by a woman. When he finds out that he has been cuckolded, his face will probably turn green with anger.
Hahahaha, no, she usually doesn't laugh unless she really can't help it.
"Hahahaha!" The queen couldn't help but laughed out loud, but she quickly reacted and immediately suppressed the laughter.
The prince looked at his mother, suppressed his laughter from the bottom of his heart, and felt happy for her from the bottom of his heart.
He knew that his mother would be suffocated if she continued to stay in the palace, so it would be better for her to leave the palace and live with her aunt. The most important thing was that she could hear her sister's voice, and her dead heart would no longer be stagnant.
…
After they had breakfast together, the prince sincerely apologized to Princess Qingyang.
Princess Qingyang expressed her understanding and forgave him immediately.
It was the Queen who reprimanded the Prince in a stern tone.
"Xuan'er, your aunt and sister are obviously fine. Don't use them as an excuse again. It's really ignorant. Fortunately, your aunt is generous. If it were someone else, someone who didn't know would think you cursed them."
The prince hung his head, looking like he was listening obediently.
Princess Qingyang tried to smooth things over with a smile.
"Sister-in-law, the prince knows he is wrong. He is also filial and wants you to leave the palace to relax and spend some time with me, a pregnant woman."
"Don't be angry, Xuan'er had no choice but to come up with this excuse.
If you didn't use this excuse, based on your personality, you wouldn't even want to step out of the door of Kunning Palace, let alone leave the palace, don't you think? ”
The queen sighed, Han'er was right.
Looking at the entire palace, there are only a few people she cares about.
There is Han'er, there is the prince, and in the past there was also that big pig's hoof Luo Fangzheng, but ever since she was heartbroken, he is no longer worthy of her care.
"Mother." The prince hesitated for a moment, then thought about it and said frankly, "My father asked me to bring a message to you."
The queen's face immediately fell.
"Doesn't he have a mouth? Why would he ask you, his son, to tell him?"
The prince smiled dryly, "Well, my father said he was too embarrassed to see you, so he asked his son to tell you a few words for him."
The Queen said unhappily, "Xuan'er, if you have good words to say, just say them. If it's not good, I don't want to hear it. Your father and I severed our relationship as husband and wife seven years ago."
Now, she treats him with both nose and eyes. In short, she gets angry when she hears about him and wishes she would never see him again in her life.
But she knew that with Xuan'er as her son, it would be impossible for them to not see each other for the rest of their lives.
The prince knew that his mother hated his father, so he could only bite the bullet and said, "Mother, my father said that he was blind and heartless, and made you sad and desperate. The person he feels most sorry for in his life is you. If you feel that this palace is a cage and you don't want to stay in it anymore, he can give you freedom."
The queen was shocked and questioned, "Really? With his old-fashioned personality, would he really be so kind as to let me go free?"
She could never leave without the big pig's hoof ordering people to break her legs, lock her up in the harem, and say to her with a gloomy face:
Song Qingqiu, you are my person in this life and my ghost in death. Don't even think about escaping from the palace.
Hey!
The queen shook her head and couldn't help but get goose bumps all over her body. These disgusting and domineering words sounded so disgusting.
Princess Qingyang noticed that the queen was acting strange, and asked, "Sister-in-law, why did you shiver just now? Did you catch a cold?"
The queen shook her head in embarrassment. She was too embarrassed to say that she was imagining the disgusting scene of a giant pig's hoof.
The prince carefully observed the queen's complexion and nodded affirmatively when he saw that it looked normal.
"Mother, what father said is true. He may know that he owes you, so he has a guilty conscience and wants to compensate you in this way."
The queen still didn't quite believe it.
Princess Qingyang smiled and took her hand, "Sister-in-law, this time, just believe what my brother said!
He came to the princess's mansion yesterday, but I gave him a severe scolding and he also learned some secret things. After this blow, I think his muddled mind should have become clear. ”
The Queen's eyes lit up, and she looked at Princess Qingyang with a burning gaze, her tone tinged with excitement.
"Han'er, do you mean to say that he knew that he was... uh, deceived by the women in the harem?"
"Yes, this is all thanks to..." Princess Qingyang said, looking at her bulging belly, smiling with a face full of kindness and gratitude.
The queen followed her gaze, and when she thought of the magical thing about Guaibao, her eyes suddenly lit up and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise.
"Okay, okay, that's great!
I never thought that in my lifetime, I would finally be able to leave this palace that broke my heart. If possible, I never want to set foot in it again. ”
[I’m afraid it won’t work, because…]
Luo Ranran was suddenly stuck.
Queen: ( ﹏ )
My dear, why?
You should speak quickly. I, your aunt, feel like there are thousands of ants gnawing at my heart.
Princess Qingyang: ...I was caught off guard!
Prince: ∑(O_O；)No! The Queen Mother has finally managed to leave the palace, but please don’t let a Cheng Yaojin jump out!
Luo Ranran patted her little head.
[Hey, what was I about to say just now? How come I suddenly forgot it? Why is my memory so bad? 】
[Is it because I was reborn as a baby that my memory has become worse? Ahhhh, what should I do? 】
She still needs to keep a good memory to eat the big melon!
Guagua looked at Luo Ranran, who was somewhat collapsed, and tried to comfort her clumsily.
[Ranran, don’t be sad, you still have Guagua. Guagua can serve as your eyes while you eat the melon. 】
Luo Ranran said something disapproving but acted righteously: [Guagua, you are so useless. Now you have learned the ways of a lackey. 】
The Guagua System smiled flatteringly: [Hehe, Ranran taught me well. As long as Ranran likes it, Guagua is willing to do it even if it means standing upside down and taking a shit. 】
【vomit! 】
Luo Ranran was extremely disgusted.
[Gua Gua, you insidious and cunning system, do you want to disgust me to death and then turn the tables and make the slaves sing? 】
Gua Gua was so scared that he almost formatted his system and hurried to explain.
[No, no, no, Miss Ranran, you are really wronging Guagua. Even if you give Guagua a hundred courages, Guagua would not dare to offend you in the slightest. 】
Luo Ranran: [That’s better. You wouldn’t dare to do that. Come here and turn the gossip content to the palace. I want to see the big gossip in the palace today. 】
GuaGua System chuckled: [Okay, my lord, please take a look. 】
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