"So what if I curse at you?"
Lin Mo stepped right up to Xu Zhenting's face and launched into a barrage of verbal attacks, spitting everywhere:
"He looks presentable, but his heart is a cesspool of filth, calm on the surface but bubbling with poison underneath, so foul that even flies wearing gas masks would swarm around him."
"And you, surnamed Jiang, have such thick skin that even fleas can't suck it up. You can only change careers and sell ramming needles."
"Your thick skin could be a bulletproof shield; even a fly would get a concussion if it bumped into it."
"Even the Great Wall would run away upon seeing it, and even Meng Jiangnu's tears couldn't bring it down."
"You! You shut up..." The moment Jiang Ying's sharp tongue, which had left a deep shadow over her, was unleashed, Jiang Ying felt as if her heart was being bombarded.
However, Lin Mo's nimble lips only allowed her to utter three sounds:
"Stay away from me, you stink, you smell disgusting."
"Even zombies would have to turn to vegetarianism with tears in their eyes if they smelled you."
After giving Jiang Ying a thorough dressing-down, Lin Mo turned his attention to Zhang Fen, who kept trying to pull out his weapon to scare people:
"Whose servant is so obedient? He's as good as a dog."
"To be so subservient, it would be incredibly honorable to crawl between his legs and be his second son."
"You might as well reincarnate sooner and be a latrine pit in your next life, so you can catch Xu Zhenting's excrement whenever he squats down."
Zhang Fen felt as if he had been doused with cold water after being subjected to such a thorough and harsh scolding.
However, Lin Mo had already turned his sharp tongue towards the group behind him:
"These scholars, after studying for so many years, have actually learned to drill holes, haven't they? They've drilled holes in their own brains that are denser than honeycomb briquettes, and every single hole is emitting black smoke."
"What are your names again? Wang Tao? Zhang Fen?"
"If you put them together, then that's your job for the rest of your lives."
"Taofen, shovel manure, shovel manure for a lifetime, hahaha."
"If you take all your brains to the supply and marketing cooperative to be weighed, you'd have to pay extra for each one with a plastic bag."
"He had a chamber pot on his neck, filled with swill, and it made a clanging sound."
"If Empress Dowager Cixi were alive today, she would laugh so hard her dentures would fall out if she saw how outrageous you all are."
The village chief was dumbfounded by the sheer force of her insults.
He didn't stop talking for a single moment.
Xu Zhenting was so angry that his chest heaved violently, and he made as if he was about to pounce on Lin Mo and beat him up.
However, while spitting everywhere, Lin Mo snapped his fingers together.
Having been beaten up by Lin Mo several times before, he immediately cowered upon hearing this sound.
Zhang Fen and Wang Tao remained frozen in shock, like wooden statues.
"I'll ask the village chief to explain about the pine nuts..."
"You stinking manure pit, even flies are wearing gas masks because of the stench. If people don't want to be around you, they can't just stay away from you."
"The smiling tiger is dressed like a manure drying yard; it looks yellow from afar and smells pungent up close."
"They're putting on airs here, acting like it's some kind of beauty pageant for stud pigs, sticking out their bellies as if they're the best in the whole village."
"Stop cursing, stop cursing, let's go, let's go."
Xu Zhenting couldn't take it anymore and quickly told people to leave.
Otherwise, Lin Mo could have kept cursing until dark.
"Others learn from their mistakes, but you learn from your mistakes and end up with half a pound of idiocy."
"After studying for so many years, you've proven one thing: your purpose is to patch up Darwin's theory of evolution."
"You are living evidence that atavism truly exists."
By this time, Xu Zhenting had already roared his motorcycle outside the large store and could drive away in a few seconds.
Those others also led their donkeys and followed behind.
“From now on, I’ll have to put up a sign outside my shop that says ‘No latrines or people with the surname Xu allowed.’”
"And those dry latrines that love to lick the skin of Master Xu."
Xu Zhenting straddled his motorcycle, turned around fiercely, and glared at her:
"You just wait!"
The group ran off in a flash, and the cursing finally stopped.
Lin Mo's mouth was dry from all the cursing.
Inside the large store, Lin Mo's future in-laws stared at him with wide eyes.
This kid has such a rich vocabulary of swear words, more than all the dishes we eat at home.
The village chief was secretly laughing to himself, never expecting this kid to be so good at cursing.
They actually managed to drive him away by insults.
Old Zhu cursed inwardly, "Pah, what a bunch of bastards! They promised to take the pine nuts but then backed out. They're just playing with people."
That's outrageous! We're still waiting for the money to repair our leaky, dilapidated house.
He sidled up to the village chief and, with a forced, unassuming manner, asked:
"Village chief, can we still ask you to buy our pine nuts...?"
I promised the village chief that I would sell the pine nuts to him for one yuan per kilogram.
Because Xu Zhenting gave them 1.5 yuan, they all broke their promise and turned around and gave the money to Xu Zhenting.
Now……
They deserved to be played by Xu Zhenting; after all, they were blinded by greed and broke their promise to the village chief.
The village chief was also holding his breath, and he had experienced firsthand what it meant to be cold-hearted and indifferent to the world.
To say he doesn't mind would be a lie.
"We'll talk about the pine nuts later. Anyway, we won't let you get stuck with them."
He wanted to take advantage of Xu Zhenting's group being away now to announce the raspberry matter to everyone:
"Everyone, come back and sit down. There's something I need to tell you now."
After waiting for a while, once many villagers had taken their seats, the village chief told them directly that raspberries could be sold for ten yuan per kilogram.
The villagers were immediately abuzz with excitement at the astonishing price, all shouting and asking where they could get their hands on it.
The key point of this announcement is how to do it, and even more importantly:
"We have to grow our own raspberries. If we plant them now, we can harvest them by the end of next spring. How much we harvest depends on how many trees we can plant."
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