213 Exams
Li Wei was taken aback and whispered to Luo Da, "Couldn't you... touch yourself?" Isn't there a saying that boys masturbate themselves? It seems like they should be able to do it quite well. They know themselves well enough not to miss and crash.
The important thing is, it seems that all airplane pilots are men, right?
Discussing this issue with a greenhorn like Luo Da is like stirring up trouble. Luo Da's voice was hoarse: "If you're just touching yourself, why bother finding a wife? Hurry up... or should we do a good experiment first?" Can you just experiment like this? If you do this, she'll immediately lose her value. Originally, she might have been a bride, but after the experiment, she'll immediately become a wife. One is new, one is old, the difference is huge.
Li Wei immediately objected: "Let's have shrimp instead, save the fish for now..." Li Wei took the opportunity to quickly leave Luo Da's legs and sit on the bed to the side, staring at Luo Da's private parts as if they were insects. She seemed to remember seeing this when she was a child, when Luo Da, Luo Er, and Xiao Hui were playing in the river and sweating.
Back then it seemed like it was just a tiny bit, but now… Li Wei couldn't tell it was just a tiny bit. She had seen this thing in textbooks and on wall charts, but it was just a teapot-shaped line, not three-dimensional at all.
Li Wei was so excited to see the actual object. She stretched out her claws, but then hesitated and pulled them back. She looked up at Luo Da and said, "Why don't you release it yourself? I'm a little hesitant to reach out."
Luo Da was wearing a T-shirt, vest, and loose-fitting linen trousers, which Li Wei had gotten for him—they were both cool and comfortable. Especially with Luo Da's well-built physique, they looked very stylish. He also had a shirt, but he thought long sleeves were too cumbersome in summer and hadn't worn it yet.
Look at how slow Li Wei is. Luo Dazao got impatient and, without saying a word, moved slightly and pulled down his pants and underwear, leaving Li Wei stunned. Wow... that's really quick.
With her cover gone, Li Wei quickly took a look. This was something she didn't have, something quite rare, and then… “Um…you…don't you think…this part of yours is much, much uglier than it was when you were little…”
Luo Da—
"Hurry up, I have an exam tomorrow, stop dawdling." Luo Da felt that if he kept dawdling with Li Wei, it would never end; she would always offer some completely unrelated opinion.
"Okay..." The exam is important. Li Wei decided to leave after touching Luo Da. She had important things to do tomorrow. But she couldn't get it in the right place. Luo Da was furious. Why was it so difficult! He grabbed Li Wei's hand and pressed it onto his hand—
Li Wei placed her hand on it. It felt quite warm. She felt uneasy. She asked Luo Da, "Tell me, is this considered indecent assault? Am I the one who indecently assaulted you, or are you the one who indecently assaulted me?"
Luo Da was going crazy: "Just consider it as you molesting me. I'll accept the molestation... then go ahead and do it!"
"Okay, okay. Don't make a fuss. Don't let my mom and the others hear... Are there any specific instructions?" Li Wei said, touching it as she spoke. It was quite smooth.
Luo Da grunted twice. He was seething inside: "...No...please do as you please..."
Li Wei: "Huh? Just whatever? Usually, the more it's like this, the harder it is to handle. You should just give me a general outline of the procedure... Your skin is so thin. Won't you hurt it by touching it?"
Luo was furious: "No, it's very sturdy. Hurry up and stop dawdling... Ah! What are you doing? Don't scratch it with your fingernails! It'll kill someone!" Does this guy want to kill him? How can he be so inefficient?
Li Wei sheepishly put away her nails: "I just... wanted to see how sturdy they were, hehe..."
Seeing that Luo Da's expression was off, Li Wei quickly said seriously, "I'll start right away. Just give me a signal and I'll know if I'm doing it right. Let's work together well." They should hurry up, otherwise Luo Da might get impatient and insist on eating fish instead of shrimp, and the fish was on her body. They needed to hurry.
Let Luo have a late-night snack before he leaves.
So Li Wei sat down next to Luo Da and started doing manual labor. First, she used one hand, but it felt a bit uncomfortable, so she quickly used both hands, moving them up and down and back and forth...
Luo Da's voice was off; he seemed to be groaning in pain... Li Wei felt she needed to confirm, so she tugged at the grass next to the building: "Are you in pain or not? Give me a clear signal." She tugged at the grass again...
Luo Da wiped his face: "Please don't pull up the weeds randomly, it'll hurt... Also, you continue, use a little more strength and hurry up, don't worry about me..."
b. Sweat.
Li Wei felt this was really difficult to do. Why did General Luo have a problem with it? She got angry and decided to just ignore it. Wasn't it about using force? Wasn't it about hurrying up? Look at her... ( ) #
Without thinking twice, Li Wei frantically washed the radishes, making them redder and redder. Luo Da's voice grew louder and louder, so Li Wei quickly warned him, "Keep your voice down, or you'll be in trouble!"
Now Li Wei can probably understand that Luo Dana's voice was a mixture of pain and pleasure. The problem is, if his family finds out, it won't be pleasure anymore, it will only be pain.
If you catch someone cheating in bed, your parents will beat you to death.
Li Wei glanced around while working, but didn't see anything. Otherwise, it would have been good to find something to stuff Luo Dazui in, to save him from making a fuss.
My hands were getting sore, and I was worried, so I asked Luo Da, "Hey, when will this be over? Do you have to ejaculate first? Can't you cooperate and hurry up and clear out the stock?"
Luo Da groaned, "If you let me do it, it'll be quick. Your hands... they're just for fooling people..."
As if to fool people, just when Li Wei decided to rest before proceeding, she suddenly felt a burning sensation in her palm, and some warm liquid gushed out. She quickly removed her hand to look. Her hand was covered in a white liquid, and it smelled fishy and shrimpy. It really was fish and shrimp sweat.
Luo Da let out a muffled groan and then fell silent. Li Wei glanced over and was startled. Luo Da was staring at her with eyes wide as if she were a fish. She quickly gave him a smile and said, "Hehe... Is that alright? Feeling good? They say this is the most comfortable time..." She secretly wiped her hand on Luo Da's pants; they were so sticky.
Luo Da grunted. He lay down and stopped glaring at Li Wei. He really, really wanted to eat fish, but he decided to wait; he had important things to do tomorrow.
Li Wei wasn't so lucky; Luo Da could lie still. She couldn't stand it, so she quickly jumped out of bed, grabbed a towel, wet it with warm water, and started tidying up Luo Da.
While working, he muttered to himself, "I'm really providing a full-service package, quite thorough indeed. After I'm done, I even have to clean up the mess—"
However, Li Wei secretly decided that she absolutely had to buy a microscope sometime. Apparently, if you put this liquid under a microscope, you can see countless miniature Luo Das practicing martial arts. Just thinking about it makes me quite interested!
Luo Da had intended to sleep there, but Li chased him away. What time was it? What if something went wrong? Would he still be able to take the college entrance exam tomorrow?
Luo Da reluctantly flew out the window. Now, when he gets to Li Wei's place, he can scale walls and rooftops as if walking on flat ground, his skills have become quite proficient.
The next day, because of the college entrance examination, many schools that were assigned to be examination venues were given a holiday, and Li Wei's school was naturally used as an examination venue. Uncle Luo San sat outside the school waiting to go into Luo Da's examination venue. Originally, Aunt Luo San wanted to come too, but Uncle Luo San sternly refused: "What are you going to do? What do you know? Let the child take the exam in peace. You stay home and play your mahjong."
Li Wei was the only one present at the time, and she felt very uncomfortable listening to this. She thought her third aunt would be embarrassed, but in fact, her third aunt seemed to react very normally. Li Wei guessed that it was very likely that her third uncle usually looked down on her third aunt and often scolded her, so it had become a habit.
I had long heard that my third uncle was the one who had the final say at home, and now I saw it with my own eyes. I guess he didn't treat Li Wei as an outsider, so he didn't hold back when he spoke to her.
Li Wei secretly felt a sense of unease. If Luo Da ever spoke to her like that again, she knew she had to remember to fight him to the death. He wasn't treating his wife like a human being at all; he was treating her like a pet, and a low-level one at that.
So, besides Luo's third uncle, Li Wei was the only one who came to accompany Luo to the exam site.
Luo Da didn't want anyone to come with him, but seeing his father and Li Wei together, he didn't say anything. He couldn't afford to offend either of them, nor did he want to. Besides, having someone waiting for him did make him feel warm inside.
By this time, more and more parents were accompanying their children to the exam, but it was nowhere near as grand as it had been in previous years. Li Wei and her third uncle sat in the car outside the school gate, with the air conditioning on, which was quite comfortable.
Li Wei simply picked up her notebook and started reading. The holiday was over in a couple of days, and they would have their final exams soon. She couldn't waste any time, so she decided to take a look whenever she could.
Uncle Luo was sitting on the ground feeling annoyed. He looked at Li Xiaoming, who was quietly reading in the back seat, and thought to himself that they really were birds of a feather flock together. If it weren't for this girl, his eldest son probably wouldn't like reading so much.
According to Uncle Luo's thinking from his earlier years working away from home, it would be good enough if his son could find a decent job when he grew up. Later, after he made his fortune, he felt even more that his son should come and help him earn money after graduating from junior high school, and that it would be great if the son could inherit the family business. Like Shen Tao, if his eldest son had come to help him after graduating from junior high school, he would probably be doing even better than Shen Tao is now. No one else would admire Shen Tao, but everyone would admire his eldest son. This thought made Uncle Luo feel infinitely vain.
But as it turned out, his son didn't follow his plan at all. Even more unexpectedly, he actually got better and better in his studies, and now he's already taking the college entrance exam at a young age.
Uncle Luo had inquired and learned that taking the college entrance exam early was no easy feat. Even top students generally wouldn't dare to try it lightly, because if they failed, they would have to get extra points the following year, making it even harder to pass. He suddenly thought of Li Wei, looked back, and decided it was best not to "pollute" his future daughter-in-law. So he got out of the car and went to a place where parents gathered to chat with someone.
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