332 is not standard
Li Wei witnessed firsthand what it was like to be led by a cripple who used a cane as a baton from time to time.
I had expected a chaotic scene, and it was indeed chaotic from the time I left home until I got off the plane, but things changed after I checked into the hotel.
The company arranged a car to pick him up and also booked a hotel. Da Luo went to the hotel in the company car, and he booked his own room, a spacious family suite. The first thing he did upon entering the room was to gather the three little ones together and give them a lecture.
Li Wei was in no mood to listen and ran inside to take a shower. She already regretted letting Da Luo bring the kids. These three were so noisy, always wanting to eat or drink, and then they would poop or pee. They were practically human-shaped troublemaking machines.
Originally, Aunt Gao and Sister Wei took care of the children at home. The two of them were better at handling the children's tempers and habits than Li Wei, so Li Wei was quite relaxed. She didn't have to worry about them when she went out. Over time, she thought that her three children were actually quite well-behaved. Now she realizes that she was just too naive.
Li Wei knew how Da Luo lectured the children, but she also knew it was just a carrot and stick approach, plus Da Luo releasing a little bit of 'killer intent'. That's what Li Wei suspected. How much courage could those three little ones have to fight against a tiger?
So when Li Wei came out, she found the three of them obediently sitting at the table, eating the food that Da Luo had called in.
Furthermore, his eating manners and sitting posture were elegant, reminiscent of a green recruit.
While drying her hair, Li Wei looked around, puzzled: "What's going on? Why is it so quiet?" The world is at peace.
The man chuckled and pulled out a chair for Li Wei: "Honey, come and eat. Hehe, I knew it! Our kids are all good kids. Look how well-behaved they are. Hey you, waiter, eat that carrot for me, or you won't be able to see anything tonight. Don't tell your dad we're reminding you."
Then Li Wei witnessed a miraculous scene. Luo Er, who never liked carrots, quickly stuffed a piece of carrot from a pizza into his mouth and swallowed it in a few bites. -_-
Li Wei seriously suspected that the kid hadn't chewed the food properly.
The man continued disciplining his child: "Little girl, be good. Eat some vegetables. If you don't eat vegetables, you'll grow ugly. Nobody likes ugly children. Okay?"
Her voice was relatively gentle, at least much gentler than when she spoke to Luo Er. But strangely, the little girl also grabbed a few pieces of vegetable salad and stuffed them into her mouth. This time she chewed, but swallowed them with a slightly pained expression.
Li Wei was stunned.
As for her son Roy, he's basically a perfect kid. If you're not too picky, it's really hard to find any fault with him.
After the family finished lunch, they went for a stroll in the garden and then went shopping for a while. Li Wei had a meeting in the evening, so the family returned home early.
The work here is more tightly scheduled than in China. Because some time was lost in China, the original expected completion time was already quite tight, so here I often have to work overtime.
Starting from the second day, with little time to adjust, Li Wei basically began working. Because it was her first time filming something like a sitcom, Li Wei was quite nervous, as it was completely different from the kind of broadcasting she had filmed before.
Many lines had to be memorized, and she had to improvise her own performances every day. The acting also had to be natural and relaxed, just like the real thing. The requirements for Li Wei were quite high.
So apart from going back to the hotel to sleep and rest every day, Ronaldo couldn't take care of anything else.
What Li Wei envied was that the father and his three sons actually seemed to be on vacation and were having a great time.
The next day, the man rented a car. While Li Wei went to work, he took the children around to play, which made Li Wei extremely envious.
Several days later, it took me a while to realize what was happening and I asked Da Luo, "Do you have a driver's license here? It seems some of the traffic rules are different from those in China. Don't the police care about you?"
The three little ones were so tired that they went to bed early. Basically, none of them had as much energy and stamina as their lame father.
While massaging Li Wei, the man said, "It's no big deal. I have an international driver's license. As for traffic rules, just take a look. It's just that driving on the right is a little uncomfortable, but it's nothing serious. Don't worry, once you're done with your work, our whole family will go sightseeing together. This place is so tiny, we can see it all in a few days. It's so small!"
Li Wei-_-
How come everything becomes so simple when it comes to him?
"By the way, when did you get that international driver's license? How come I didn't know?"
The man touched his nose and chuckled: "Well, it was something I got done for my boss when I was on a business trip. It was a big deal, so I didn't tell you."
Li Wei sat up abruptly and looked at him: "Tell me the truth, what kind of bullshit business trip did you take? Did you go abroad?"
Someone very attentively sat cross-legged and put one of Li Wei's legs on her knee, then began to massage her leg, smiling somewhat ambiguously: "Hehe, it's not that serious. I just wander around, catch bad guys and stuff. I only go out occasionally, but I come back quickly. I've only been there a few times. Really, I didn't do anything bad."
Li Wei felt quite comfortable being massaged. She didn't want to dwell on the past. It was all work, and there was nothing to say. Things would be more stable in the future, so she lay back down and said, "Okay, that's fine. As long as he's doing well, that's what matters most. As long as he hasn't done anything to betray me, that's all that matters."
The man switched legs and said, "How could that be, honey? I've been loyal to you for decades. Don't worry, don't worry. I'd rather be good to you than anyone else. Honey, when can you take a day off?"
Li Wei squinted: "What?"
"Well, we can sleep in a little longer, right? Even if we can only be active for a short while each day, we can still enjoy ourselves." He takes the kids out to play during the day, hoping to relax when he gets back in the evening. But because Li Wei is always leaving early and coming home late, he can't bear to relax too much.
Li Wei opened her eyes and glared at him: "I came here for work, and the time is tight and the task is heavy. Why did you have to come along? After this busy period, our family will be together. What's the rush? Anyway, how's your leg? Does it feel uncomfortable?"
The man said with a bitter face, "My leg is perfectly fine. Now I can kick people and hit them wherever I want with 100% accuracy. Don't you see me driving around all day? I'm basically fine. If it weren't for the fact that the cane has some other uses, I would have thrown it away long ago."
Li Wei nodded. Perhaps it was because of his youth and good physical condition, but Da Luo's recovery speed surprised even the doctors. This guy was basically superhuman.
What was originally a nearly two-month-long project was compressed into just over a month thanks to the frantic efforts of the group. Li Wei was utterly exhausted, feeling like a walking corpse every day after work. Fortunately, she had Da Luo to take care of her. Now, his massage skills are practically at the level of an advanced professional certificate; he's quite adept at relaxing muscles, improving blood circulation, and relieving fatigue.
With her work finished, Li Wei felt much more relaxed. She got off work early that evening and went back to the hotel to have dinner with her father and son. The dinner was very sumptuous, with both Chinese and Western dishes, as well as a wide variety of snacks, fruits, and drinks. However, a remark from Xiao Ya ruined Li Wei's appetite.
Luo made a small bowl of yogurt and fruit salad for each of Xiao Ya and Luo Er. Luo Yi didn't like it, but he had no problem eating vegetables.
The little girl looked at the mixed fruit salad in the small glass bowl and asked her mother, "Mom, what does it mean to put a piece of runny poop in a bowl?"
Li Wei was drinking orange juice when she heard this and almost spat it out. She coughed twice, took the napkin Da Luo handed her, wiped her mouth, and glared at the little girl: "Who told you that you can't swear while eating! And you can't swear after you finish eating either, do you hear me?"
Da Luo chimed in, "Yes, yes, listen to your mom, eat quickly. Dad will take you all swimming later. You're the only one who can't swim, little one. You might try your best. Afterwards, there's ice cream, chocolate, and..."
Li Wei was puzzled. This guy was celebrating Christmas today and acting as Santa Claus, handing out gifts. Although he wasn't as vigilant as she was usually, he wouldn't spoil the child with sweets like this. Something was wrong!
Li Wei thought for a moment and asked her daughter, whose attention was clearly diverted by the ice cream and chocolate, "Daughter, tell me, who told you about that thing about stuffing something in a bowl?"
Before the little girl could reply, the talkative and cheerful Luo Er chimed in: "Mommy, Mommy, I know a tall auntie with a golden head, a big red mouth, and big breasts. Her breasts are half showing, and I want to touch them, but Daddy won't let me."
Li Wei slammed down her napkin and glared angrily at Da Luo: "Da Luo, tell me, what's going on?"
The man glared at his son, then touched his nose innocently: "Honey, honey, don't be angry. We met a woman with a little boy at the amusement park. The child seemed to be having a great time with my three kids. I chatted with the parents for a bit, and that's all. You know, a lot of foreign women are like that, tall and strong. Really, that's all. I was just taking the kids to play, really, really."
"Hmph! Really? What's with the 'stuffed poop' thing? I get it now. What 'stuffed poop in a bowl'? They were praising you for being sexy, and you went out and acted sexy!" Li Wei was really angry. He went out to take care of the child, and this happened?
Seeing that Li Wei was truly angry, the man panicked and hurriedly massaged her shoulders while pleading, "Honey, I'm innocent! It was a bit hot, so I was playing with the kids at the fountain. My clothes got wet, so I took them off and carried them. You know my figure, tsk tsk tsk, when someone compliments me, am I supposed to shyly say, 'Silly girl, how annoying!'? I was holding our little girl at the time. Roy can testify that I didn't exchange more than ten sentences with that woman. Her English is so bad, I couldn't understand her at all. Our little girl understands better than I do. You can ask our little girl if you don't believe me. And Roy, you can both testify for your father. How many words did I say?"
The children were very honest in telling the story, and they were so enthusiastic, just like when they were answering questions in class.
Li Wei found the whole thing quite amusing and slapped away Da Luo's somewhat unruly hand: "Pfft! Nonsense, you know a few words of English, yet you're saying someone's pronunciation isn't standard."
Seeing that Li Wei had relaxed, Da Luo also breathed a sigh of relief. He was truly wronged, more wronged than Dou E: "Ahem, although my English is a bit lacking, I noticed that her accent sounds a bit like a Cantonese accent. You tell me, if someone speaks English with a Cantonese accent, even if they are a native foreigner, wouldn't that be considered non-standard?"
Li Wei burst out laughing.
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