In the picture.
Stephen Chow's character, Ah Qi, was still chopping meat. He glanced at the woman, a cigarette dangling from his lips, and said:
"I thought our relationship was so good that we didn't need to talk about love, but I never expected that in the end it would still be a business deal!"
"You have to pay for expressing your feelings!" the doll sister complained.
"Understood!" Ah Qi finally stopped chopping meat.
He wiped his hands with a rag and said, "But if I had any, I would have given it to you already. These days, vegetarianism is all the rage, so business is terrible. How about this, just take some pork home and consider it payment for my overnight stay!"
As he said this, Ah Qi had already wrapped up the pork and handed it to the doll sister.
The doll sister took the pork and walked a few steps, but the more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She turned around and said hatefully, "You've got guts. We'll meet again someday."
Ah Qi's fingers tucked the cigarette between his lips, his eyes deep: "If you're interested, let's meet again at our usual spot tonight!"
The doll sister couldn't take it anymore and yelled, "You son of a bitch!" and threw the wrapped pork away.
Faced with the flying pork, Ah Qi chuckled and calmly used his family's heirloom pig-slaughtering knife to split the pork in two, the two pieces of meat landing steadily on the blade.
Then, with another wave of his hand, the two pieces of meat returned to the hook, and he muttered, "Saved!"
In the distance, the beautiful woman who had come with the doll sister was very indignant and said, "What? This pork seller is refusing to pay! Rose, don't worry, I'll definitely find someone to chop him up!"
The doll-like older sister quickly grabbed her companion's hand, looked at Ah Qi leaning against the stall in the distance, sipping his Maldini with a melancholy expression, and sighed:
"Never mind, Ah Zhen! He will always be the one and only handsome pork prince in my heart!"
At that moment, the doll sister's eyes were filled with Ah Qi's image.
In a blur, the scene shifted to last night.
The dim lighting, the muscular physique, and the masterful turtle shell bondage technique made her so reluctant to leave.
The scene flashes back again, and the doll sister and her companion disappear from the frame.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Yu exclaimed inwardly, "Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!"
What an amazing plot and dialogue!
Zhang Yu never expected that the simple and unassuming Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya could speak so elegantly and refinedly!
Is this what they call "artsy chic"? They're absolutely amazing at it!
He felt this video would go viral; the doll-like woman was practically playing herself—she was so alluring!
And then there's Stephen Chow. Despite his unshaven beard, his acting is anything but greasy. He's so funny with a straight face!
Zhang Yu chuckled whenever he thought of these lines, like "fireflies in the night" and "the pork prince"—what the hell!
He never imagined that anyone would use such a word to describe someone's excellence!
That's absolutely amazing.
Zhang Yu continued reading.
A pair of flip-flops came into view, and the legs that were walking quickly were wearing a pair of gray shorts and a white short-sleeved shirt that didn't fit well.
Above that was a rugged face, and in the man's right hand he was holding a hammer, wrench, screwdriver, scissors, and other tools encircled by an iron ring.
The subtitles indicate that the special guest star is: [Watison].
It seems this person is also an internet celebrity?
Zhang Yu didn't remember anything, so he continued reading.
Hua Disheng walked up to the stall, stopped, and shouted, "My strength can uproot mountains, my spirit can cover the world!"
"Crack!" Upon hearing this sound, Ah Qi's wine glass shattered on the ground.
He raised his head, straightened his chest, and recited with great emotion, "The time is not right, and my steed will not go!"
“Ah Qi!” Hua Disheng shouted.
“Disheng!” Ah Qi also turned his head.
The two slowly approached, and Watson said, "I hope you will call me by my full name, Watson!"
“Yes, Dickson!” Ah Qi replied.
"Thanks!"
You're welcome, Dickson!
With his left hand on Ah Qi's shoulder, Hua Disheng spoke in a solemn tone:
"The country has assigned you an important task!"
"Really...?" Ah Qi drawled, his expression full of anticipation.
"Yes," Hua Disheng replied affirmatively.
"Finally, it's my turn!" Ah Qi was very excited and chopped the cutting board in two with one stroke!
The scene shifts, and Ah Qi, carrying a kitchen knife, enters a secret base.
"Commander!" Ah Qi saluted his superior.
The officer smiled and said, "Ling Lingqi, you've arrived!"
Ah Qi said, "It's been ten years. I thought the country had forgotten about me!"
The officer said, "How could that be? Even a piece of paper or a pair of underwear has its use."
Ah Qi said, "The commander is absolutely right, I'm all ready."
The officer said, "As the saying goes, 'An army is raised for a thousand days to be used in one.' We are currently studying a batch of the oldest three-eyed human fossils."
Unexpectedly, the head was stolen by a mysterious figure. All we know now is that this person wields an indestructible golden spear and wears armor impervious to blades and bullets. Rumors suggest this person might be Iron Man from the Kingdom of McKinsey.
As far as we know, he stole this batch of national treasures and planned to smuggle them to the United States for research on genetic warriors.
And his desire to smuggle the goods back to McKinsey is likely to involve contact with smuggling kingpin Lai Kang!
I specially found the Watson who trained you ten years ago to support you!
He will provide you with all sorts of unique, self-developed spy gadgets!
…
Zhang Yu watched the short film with amusement until A Qi changed into a black suit and black hat, carrying a black leather suitcase and getting into a car. At that moment, the credits that marked the end of "Close Combat Agent 1" began to appear on the screen.
Zhang Yu immediately followed the account and began to look forward to the sequel.
He opened the comments section to see what other netizens were saying, and the number of comments had exploded.
"The quality is like a movie, the quality of a real movie. I never expected that the blogger could make a short film of this quality. The platform is really not worthy of this kind of film!"
"The doll sister is great! That turtle shell bondage scene has been made into a video. Message me if you want it!"
"I was doing research in a mental hospital. What was I researching? Being researched! As a fan of Watson, I found this film hilarious. It perfectly demonstrates how useless his inventions were!"
"Stephen Chow's acting was really good, not awkward at all! It's a pity that this kind of actor can only be a blogger, while real young idols use green screen and body doubles, yet they get exorbitant salaries!"
"Even a piece of toilet paper and a pair of underwear have their uses. I'm really amazed. And then there's the Pork Prince, the pitch-black firefly, Stephen Chow, you really know how to come up with some new gadgets!"
…
Stephen Chow has become a sensation, with his film "Close Combat Agent 1" going viral online.
Memes featuring Stephen Chow as "debonair," the doll sister in "tortoise shell bondage," and Dickson being "studied" are circulating widely on the internet.
Following her catchphrase "Skiggy, you're no good," Doll Sister has come up with a new meme.
Netizens exclaimed, "It's not that the greyhound is incompetent, it's that he doesn't understand the tortoise shell binding technique!"
Some clever netizens have already summarized a set of "firefly theories" from this.
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