Chapter Twenty-One: The Peach Blossom Calamity



After rummaging around and around, people were puzzled, wondering why they found either eight or nine limbs.

However, Liang Liang rejected both of these answers, which was clearly incorrect.

Is there a third answer?

"Can't guess it, can you? Now I'll reveal the answer: the correct answer is: eight limbs, nine limbs, eight limbs, nine limbs, eight limbs, nine limbs, an infinite loop. Those who don't understand, go home and think about it carefully. I won't explain it in detail anymore, or it would be inappropriate for children. Now let's continue our program. Please welcome our troupe's famous actress, 'Northern Flower,' to perform 'The Song of Rainbow Feathers.'"

"A Flower in the North" is Ming Hongling's stage name.

After Liang Liang finished announcing the program, Ming Hongling, wearing a bikini and a transparent veil, stepped onto the stage.

But the people in the audience were still pondering the issue of eight or nine limbs.

Those who had been there before quickly guessed the reason, and after explaining it to others, the atmosphere in the greenhouse immediately became relaxed and lively.

Haha, hehe, hehehe...

Ming Hongling was dancing perfectly fine on stage, but this atmosphere disrupted her performance, and she almost strained her back.

Ming Hongling's dance left Liang Liang speechless.

Wearing only a light veil and three pieces of clothing, this outfit would definitely not last more than three seconds on the battlefield.

Now a question arises: were there ominous omens in ancient times?

If Ming Hongling wore this outfit to the Tang Dynasty, would Yang Yuhuan have to find a cool place to rest?

Liang Liang imagined Ming Hongling performing a seductive dance in front of Emperor Xuanzong, while the Imperial Concubine glared at him with a pitiful look, her face full of envy, jealousy, and hatred…

With a chuckle, Liang Liang laughed shamelessly.

"What are you doing hiding here, laughing to yourself?"

Mu Shuihua, with her pregnant belly, moved gracefully behind Liang Liang and suddenly said something that startled Liang Liang.

"Sister Mu! Your sudden, ghost-like voice is terrifying!"

Mu Shuihua curled her lip: "I don't know if other people can be scared to death, but you definitely can't be scared to death. Even if a ghost really appears, you can fool it until it's crippled. If it's a female ghost, you might even be able to fool it into becoming your wife."

This is utter nonsense! Trying to trick a female ghost into becoming your wife? That's like asking for trouble.

"What was with that story you just told? Why was it about eight limbs, nine limbs, and an infinite loop?"

Liang Liang looked at Mu Shuihua as if she didn't recognize her: "Boss lady! You're such a smart person, how could you not understand something so simple? Really?"

Mu Shuihua really couldn't figure it out, which proved a phenomenon: even a smart mind can't understand all problems.

"I thought about it for a long time but still couldn't figure it out."

The brain's reflex arc is probably slower than a snail crawling.

"The child in your belly is the result of the two of you having eight or nine limbs."

Mu Shuihua had gotten herself into a dead end; she just couldn't figure it out.

Looking at Mu Shuihua's depressed face, Liang Liang felt utterly exhausted.

"I know about pistons, but what does that have to do with eight or nine limbs?"

Liang Liang only realized today that the saying "too clever by half" is truly a timeless classic.

"ah!"

Mu Shuihua suddenly realized, blushing slightly: "Pah! Where do you get so many suggestive thoughts? Do you spend all your time thinking about this in bed at night?"

Why would I bother thinking about it if I have nothing to do? Isn't this all accumulated from my previous life?

"You little rascal!" Mu Shuihua said coquettishly.

"Boss lady! You can't say that. I have great respect for you, but I didn't say anything offensive. Don't try to label me a hooligan."

"Oh ho! You little punk, you've even been eyeing me?"

Where did this come from? Although he sometimes fantasized about her when he was sleeping at night, Liang Liang never had such thoughts in real life, even though mature women were quite tempting to him.

"No, absolutely not!" After saying that, Liangliang quickly went on stage to announce the program.

"Judging from how quickly you answered and how hurriedly you ran away, you must have been after me." Mu Shuihua muttered to herself, watching Liang Liang's retreating figure, a girlish blush appearing on her face.

The performance was nearing its end when Liang Liang finally took the stage amidst much anticipation.

He walked onto the stage with his guitar, stood in front of the microphone, and before he could even say a word, thunderous applause erupted from the audience.

These applause were naturally given by people who saw his performance last night.

This is practically the treatment of a superstar.

This was just the beginning. As Liang Liang sang one song after another, the applause was thunderous and never-ending.

"The Dream Chaser", "Stars and Lights", "Sky", "Your Appearance", "When Dreams Awaken", "I'm Not a Bad Kid".

Liang Liang sang six songs in one go. Compared with yesterday's performance in Shannantou, he removed "I'm Not a Bad Man" and replaced "Blue Lotus" with "When Dreams Awaken".

Liang Liang didn't think the song "I'm Not a Bad Man" was very good, and he only sang it yesterday because of special reasons.

Yan Tao has found his direction in life through the inspiration of this song, so the song no longer holds any significance for him.

The most important thing for a song is that it has to sound good. This is Liang Liang's only criterion for selecting songs. At the very least, he has to think that the song sounds good.

Forget about pop songs or highbrow songs; he believes that being pleasant to listen to is the only criterion for judging a song.

You can write lyrics that are incredibly beautiful, but if the melody you play makes you grit your teeth, then you might as well listen to a light, catchy pop song that makes you feel good.

That's how "I'm Not a Bad Man" was removed.

As for "Blue Lotus," he plans to sing it during his final encore.

After singing six songs, Liang Liang prepared to leave the stage.

Even if the applause from the audience continues for a long time, he still won't go up.

From that moment on, Mu Shuihua felt it was time to put Liang Liang on the agenda for the finale.

The performance ended and the audience dispersed.

While the dance troupe was cleaning up the venue, someone notified Liang Liang that someone was looking for her outside.

As soon as Liang Liang left Dapeng, he saw He Hongge and five or six girls waving at him from the dilapidated house outside Huang Guicheng's yard, where the guards used to live.

Unaware of the danger, Liang Liang walked past with a smile, only to become a lamb to the slaughter.

Although Liang Liang knew that fans were crazy, she didn't expect their craziness to be like this.

He ran back to the greenhouse in a disheveled state, the process of breaking through the encirclement resembling crossing a line of fire.

These women almost bit his face raw, especially He Hongge, who wouldn't let go of him, as if she had explored several top-secret areas of his body.

This isn't good luck in love, it's downright calamity.

If he doesn't fight his way out, he'll be devoured by these women.

The dance troupe has a rule that performers, regardless of gender, are not allowed to get involved in romantic affairs at the performance venue, so as to avoid unnecessary trouble.

This is also why Liang Liang refused to submit to being sexually assaulted by five or six women, even at the cost of his life.

Actually, deep down he quite longed for a wild and unrestrained affair...

Stop thinking like that, or you'll die a horrible death.

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