Chapter 126 Sleep, woman.



After a strange silence.

Shen Rongrong looked at him and stopped asking questions about the small bracelet and the big snail shell, then she put away the fly swatter.

“Did you hear that?”

"I heard it." Mr. Chen confirmed honestly, then he carried his wife down from the bed, took away the fly swatter in his hand, stuffed her back into the quilt, and held her frozen feet to warm them up.

Seeing that he performed well, Shen Rongrong thought that she had scared him and touched his head with a smug look.

"As long as you behave, I won't go looking for Gu Yifeng."

He snorted, "Gu Yifeng may not want you."

"Is it not okay if I give it to you for free?" Shen Rongrong is no longer the same Shen Rongrong as before. She is very good at dealing with people and the ways of the world. As soon as her eyes turn, she comes up with a bad idea with a distorted viewpoint: "Women are valuable. If I give them to you for free, anyone can have them as long as they are a man."

She was the only one who thought so.

"Do you think I would want any random woman if she was given to me?"

"You..." It seems that he really can't do it. After all, the book says that he has ignored Shen Yueying for half his life. Shen Rongrong muttered: "You are different. You can't do it."

Chen Yu: “Hmm?”

"Anyway, you're just like that to women... I feel that." Wu Zheng would always take a few extra glances at pretty girls passing by on the street, and he also made an outrageous joke to Chen Yan that 'I'll marry you home and beat you up a few times so you'll behave'. Snail thought this was a habit of human men, but the man in front of him obviously didn't have that: "You can't do that."

Chen Bu Xing: “…”

"That's not what I meant. You weren't able to do that before... uh, no..." She kept making things worse. Seeing that the man was about to pin her down, she hurriedly explained, "You don't look like a normal man."

After hearing this, Chen Yu showed a hint of smile.

What does it mean to be normal but not like a normal man.

There don’t seem to be many normal people in this book, right?

But there was no way to teach his wife what is 'normal' from such a crooked book, so he smiled and kissed her ear, saying: "Unfortunately, Gu Yifeng considers his third brother's future and will not provoke my wife, nor dare to."

"What?"

"I mean, your wish to give him four children will no longer come true from the moment his parents linked his third brother's career path to ours."

Shen Rongrong has never seen his third brother.

I heard that he is a taciturn person who usually doesn't like to go out. Even when the Gu family was in a turmoil, he didn't show up, which shows that he has an extremely cold personality.

Sudden curiosity: "Is his third brother good-looking?"

Chen Yu replied: "Ordinary people."

Shen Rongrong thought that men’s aesthetic taste was hard to figure out, so she asked again, “What about Gu Yifeng? Do you think he’s good-looking?”

Chen Yu thought about it this time and answered, "It's also very ordinary."

Sure enough, he is the most handsome in the whole book, and everyone else looks average.

You are the supporting actor! Gu Yifeng is the leading actor! Although you are the author's brother, with a tough and handsome iron-blooded style, you are also a beautiful demon with a gentlemanly style!

Shen Rongrong didn't dare to speak her true feelings. She smiled for a while and sighed, "Well, it seems that my plan to seduce Gu Yifeng will not come true..."

"But baby, I have a question." As he spoke, Chen Yu suddenly stood up and put the small bracelet that Wu Zheng brought back back on her hand, while asking, "If this book cannot have an ending, what will be the result?"

"No ending?"

Shen Rongrong looked at the pair of small bracelets that she had found from somewhere, and gradually tilted her head.

That little snail head didn't think so much.

There was no time to think about what was going on with the bracelet, nor was there any need to think about it to know that Wu Zheng might have found it and sent it to him, and then he was asked to go down and get it in the middle of the night. The key point was... there was no solution to the problem.

After a long while, Shen Rongrong hesitantly explained: "To be honest... when I came in, my mission goal was to marry Gu Yifeng, and then let it end according to the plot of the book. After I go out, many years will pass in the outside world, and my body will accumulate a lot of energy, and I will become an immortal. But if I can't end it, what will happen in the end, I really... don't know..."

The spiritual energy that the snail tribe infused into it should only be enough to last until the end.

It now seems that all the characters in the book have their own actions after being endowed with spiritual energy, which leads to differences between the situation in the book and the real situation. The most important thing is that her choice has undergone a huge reversal, causing the heroine and the supporting actor to run away, and the hero to marry the supporting actress.

But fundamentally, the universe is eternal, but books always have an ending.

The book cannot have an ending, but the day of the ending has come. There is no structure for the years to come. Will it fall into darkness, or...

"What about our children?" Before Shen Rongrong could finish her thought, Chen Yu asked another question: "What will happen to the children?"

"This..." Shen Rongrong was clueless again, with her mouth slightly open. Both her body and mind looked a mess.

"Well. You don't know anything." Mr. Chen understood the answer, and then he lay down beside her and held her in his arms: "It seems that all of this is just a scare to scare me. The terrible incident of asking me to give birth to a child for you is unlikely to happen. Very good, go to sleep."

"Eh?" Suddenly the topic turned back and Shen Rongrong looked at him blankly.

Before I could answer, I heard him ask again.

"Oh, I forgot to ask, so why don't you like the snail shell? Is it because you are not satisfied with the workmanship?"

"This..." The topic jumped back and forth, and Shen Rongrong couldn't keep up. She answered the previous question first: "Asking you to give birth to a child for me can happen! Although you don't have that function, theoretically I can conceive myself, and then put all the eggs in your body to develop, so that it can be faked as if you are giving birth! If you really feel that you don't have the place to lay eggs, I can accept you spitting them out! Snail eggs are not big, so they should be spittable! Anyway, once they pass through your body, I will consider you giving birth~ I will be satisfied!"

She can be satisfied.

Not only did he speak fluently as if he had planned it hundreds of times, but the content was also very explosive. Chen Yu was speechless for a long time.

But she didn't understand what he meant at all.

She didn't even know what the future world would be like, so how could she talk about the "future"? Or the so-called "a thousand years from now, when you look up, you'll still be me"?

I thought I had found a fairy wife who would give me true immortality and live happily 'forever'.

Chen Yu smiled, feeling warm at the prospect of always being able to see her when he looked up in the endless future... But, wasn't spitting out snail eggs a bit too much?

"...I married someone, a woman." He emphasized it with gritted teeth, as if to hypnotize himself or to paralyze others. Then he patted her arm and coaxed her in the tone of the male protagonist in the book: "Sleep, woman."

Snail Man: “…”

But the snail man hadn’t finished yet.

She lowered her head unwillingly and arched her body in his arms, poking his heart with her hand and complaining slowly and softly.

"And that snail shell, you still have the nerve to talk about it... Isn't it because you made me pregnant? I don't feel comfortable staying in there at all. And... you also know that this is a temporary shelter from the rental house my sister found, right? We will have to go back to the dormitory sooner or later! It's such a big thing, it's not a doll, isn't it troublesome for you to move it around? If you don't want to take it, then don't take it. But you're here to make trouble for me because of this little thing, and you want to divorce me, you're really hateful..."

Mr. Chen: “…”

No divorce.

How dare you?

But thinking of her previous fierce way of refusing a divorce, he swallowed the words that were on the tip of his tongue.

That's it, it's good.

As he slowly told the story, Shen Rongrong yawned and gradually became sleepy. Her accusatory words became more and more unclear until she fell into a drowsy sleep with her hands still pinching his clothes, as if she had not said enough.

Shen Rongrong slept on him all night, and when she woke up the next day, he had already gone out to gather.

There was a strange jade pendant on the table, and a note he left.

The note read...


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