Chapter 19 Climbing the roof? How come you didn't fall to death?



It was just dawn and Li Guifang was having a sweet dream when she heard the door being slammed.

"Grandma! Grandma! Something happened, get up quickly!" The two little grandsons shouted at the top of their lungs outside the door, "Fourth Uncle fell off the roof!"

Li Guifang sat up with a somersault, her temples throbbing.

This little bastard swore to change the night before yesterday, and now he dares to climb over the wall to go home in the middle of the night?

As she fastened her belt, she cursed, "This is outrageous! He's using a straw as a crutch. Today I'm going to show him how many eyes the Horse King has!"

Rushing out in his cloth shoes, he saw Li Mingyu slumped beside the pickle jar, his left wrist as swollen as a steamed bun that had been risen twice.

He cursed in a dirty way: "Who is the wicked person who put the pickle jar here? Ouch, it hurts so much!"

Seeing her son still able to curse, Li Guifang was furious. She picked up the bamboo broom at the foot of the wall and rushed over: "Great! If you didn't die from the fall, it's as if the King of Hell was taking a nap!

Good job, Li Mingyu! Have you become more capable? Why don't you fall to death! You are so capable, but you still try to climb the roof like a human?

When Li Mingyu saw his mother coming towards him with a broom in her hand, he was so scared that he jumped back, "Mom! Mom! My hand is broken! It's really broken! Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!"

"You deserve it!" Li Guifang smacked him on the butt with a broom, "What did I say the other day?

Huh? I told you to go home after get off work and stop wandering around, but you stayed out all night. I'll beat you to death!"

"No, no, no, I wasn't wandering around. I just had two drinks at my master's house last night. I really didn't mean it." Li Mingyu shrank his neck and tried to make a final excuse.

"Have a couple of drinks?" Li Guifang saw him still trying to argue, shaking with anger. "Why don't you just drink yourself into hell?" The broom came down on his head. "I told you to drink! I told you to drink!"

Long before Li Guifang came out, early-rising neighbors gathered here in groups of three or four to watch the fun.

When Li Guifang beat Li Mingyu, the sound of Li Mingyu slaughtering pigs woke up groups of neighbors. Now everyone was watching the fun with their hair in a mess and their eyes squinting!

Aunt Wang was picking up the dried radish that Li Mingyu had kicked over with a dustpan, and she kept saying, "Guifang, the child has fallen and is in such a bad state. Let's take him to the hospital first."

"What are you sending me?" Li Guifang glared. "Just make him suffer so much that he'll learn his lesson!"

He turned around and pointed at Li Mingyu's nose and cursed, "You useless thing, do you think you are still young? Or do you think you are a monkey, imitating others to climb the roof!"

Li Mingyu grimaced in pain and was scolded, feeling very aggrieved: "Mom, I was wrong. It hurts so much, it hurts so much."

"Do you feel the pain now?" Li Guifang threw the broom away, grabbed his ear and dragged him into the house. "Let's go! I'll wrap your paw first. When it heals, I'll show you how I'll deal with you!"

As he walked, he kept complaining: "Raising a pig means we can eat meat during the New Year, but raising you only makes me angry!"

Li Mingyu was pinched so hard that he kept crying out in pain, but he had to put on a smile and said, "Mom, please be gentle, my ears are going to fall off, wuwuwu."

"Wrong? You've always admitted your mistakes. You ignored what I said, didn't you?

"You forgot it the moment you turned around?" Li Guifang took out a medicinal wine for injuries from the cabinet and poured it on his wrist.

Li Mingyu was so stimulated by the medicinal wine that he screamed and tears came out.

Li Guifang kept her hands busy and her mouth non-stop: "From today on, you are not allowed to go out for a month! Let the third child collect the salary!"

"Ah?" Li Mingyu was dumbfounded. "Mom, please don't. I still have to go to work."

"Bullshit! Ask your brother to ask for leave for you! Just say your arm is broken and your mother broke it!"

The two little grandsons were so scared when they saw their uncle's face was distorted with pain that they grimaced.

After Li Guifang bandaged him, she slapped him on the back of the head and said, "Go back to bed! If you do anything else, I'll break your legs!"

Watching her son walk dejectedly into the house, Li Guifang clapped her hands in relief.

Li Mingyu lay dejectedly on the kang, groaning in pain from his wrist.

He stared at the beams in a daze, feeling both aggrieved and sweet in his heart - if he hadn't been in a hurry to go home last night, he might still be flirting with Shanshan.

He did go to his master's house for dinner last night, but he slipped away after eating a few mouthfuls of rice, and went around in circles to get to Shanshan's house. Thinking that he hadn't seen Shanshan for a long time, he went around in circles to get to Shanshan's house.

Who knew that near Wang Shanshan's home, she was seen pulling and whispering with a man.

As if possessed by some unknown force, he lay in the corner, eavesdropping!

It’s just that the distance was too far and I couldn’t hear what they were saying. After the man left, she jumped out to give Wang Shanshan a surprise, and then walked down the street with Wang Shanshan. It was so sweet!

Just as he was thinking, the door creaked open. Li Mingyu quickly closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, but he smelled the aroma of noodles mixed with sesame oil.

"Stop pretending and get up to eat." Li Guifang put the bowl on the kang table, making a "dong" sound.

Li Mingyu secretly opened one eye and saw a golden poached egg in the bowl besides noodles. His nose felt sore, "Mom~"

"You're in your twenties, and you still use repetitive words? Isn't that disgusting!" Li Guifang said with a stern face, "Get up and eat!"

"It hurts, my hand hurts," Li Mingyu said pitifully, taking the opportunity to rub against his mother.

Li Guifang raised her hand and hit him in the mouth, "Can you please speak properly?"

After saying that, he was about to take away the bowl of noodles!

Just like that, the young man in his twenties finished the noodles in his bowl with tears and snot.

After breakfast, not long after, Li Mingyu whispered to his two nephews in the room: "Go,

Steal a piece of cake for your uncle, and I'll buy you a candy man next time!"

This morning, my mom made some pancakes that smelled delicious, but she said he was injured and couldn't eat greasy food, so he didn't even get to eat any!

In the morning, before my third brother went to work, I came to see him. He hadn't wiped the oil off the corners of his mouth, and it was so shiny!

Li Guifang just happened to catch her grandson Li Anyuan hiding some biscuits in his arms.

"Great!" The old lady grabbed her grandson by the back of his collar and kicked the door open.

"Li Mingyu, have you become more capable? You're even instigating your nephew to steal!"

Li Anyuan was so scared that he shrank his neck: "Nana, it's not stealing...it's taking..."

Li Mingyu hurriedly climbed up from the kang: "Mom, I'm wrong, please let Kaiyuan go first..."

"Now you know how to protect your nephews?" Li Guifang snorted coldly. Although the fourth brother was a good-for-nothing, he was sincere to his nephews.

"Why didn't you think before teaching your child to steal? You have to pay ten more dollars for living expenses this month!" Li Mingyu was about to scream and howl when Li Guifang glared back at him!

The old lady sat down on the edge of the kang, broke the pancake in half and stuffed it into the two grandsons' mouths. "Eat it, but don't do what your fourth uncle did."

Li Mingyu stared at the golden pancake with his eyes wide open, his Adam's apple rolling up and down.

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