Chapter 368 I’m about to cough up my kidneys
When he returned home, he saw that the door of Zhou Xilai's room was closed. Needless to say, his daughter was also inside. He didn't want to disturb her, so he stood in the yard and coughed loudly.
Wei Lizhong looked at him strangely: "Brother-in-law, why did you suddenly develop a cough? You were fine just now."
Wei Dalei looked helpless and lowered his voice: "Second brother, I didn't have a cough, I was just reminding those two people in the room not to accidentally discharge their guns!"
Wei Lizhong suddenly realized, yes, yes, that's right, we must not let things go wrong. Kidnapping a son-in-law is one thing, but bringing him home and how to use him is another matter.
So Wei Lizhong also started coughing loudly. It was a male duet, and each cough was louder than the last, as if they were competing to see who could cough louder.
Who knew that after coughing for a long time, the people inside seemed not to hear them and ignored them at all. The two of them coughed so hard that their intestines were almost pulled out. If they continued coughing, they would probably lose their lives.
Wei Lizhong was the first to give in. He clutched his kidney and gasped, "I can't take it anymore! I'm about to cough out my kidney!"
Wei Dalei felt sorry for him for a second and continued to cough rhythmically. He followed the rhythm of the national anthem. While coughing, he silently sang the national anthem in his heart, "Rise up! Cough cough! People who refuse to be slaves! Cough cough cough!"
I entertain myself, and even though there is no one to accompany me, I am not lonely.
Wei Dabao was watching TV in the house. Recently, she has become obsessed with Xu Wenqiang in "The Bund". She watches it at a certain time every day and has never missed a single episode.
But now she was upset by the noise from the people outside, and she opened the door and yelled: "If you are sick, go see a doctor, why are you coughing?"
Wei Lizhong clutched his kidney and hurriedly pulled his sister aside to report the situation of the two people in the room. Finally, he said worriedly, "Sister, why are you so careless? What are they doing in the room? Why don't you care at all? It's good that our Xiaobao can marry Xiaozhou. What if the relationship falls apart and they do it beforehand? Then Xiaobao will just be a second-hand man if he finds another man?"
Wei Dabao was stunned by what her second brother said. It seemed to be the case. The words were rough but the logic was there.
"Then I'll cough a few times too?" Wei Dabao asked her brother for his opinion with a confused look on her face.
Wei Lizhong: "You are a woman, you are easier to talk to than us men. If not, just go in and see what they are doing."
Wei Dabao shook his head: "That won't do. It makes me look like a very inconsiderate mother-in-law."
"Then you have to find a reason to go in and take a look."
Wei Dabao suddenly slapped his head and said, "I remember now. I'm warming up some midnight snack for Xiao Zhou on the stove. I'll bring it in now."
"Hurry up, time waits for no one, every second lost counts." Wei Lizhong was really anxious.
While agreeing, Wei Dabao went into the kitchen and brought Zhou Xilai a bowl of stewed egg custard. He didn't even knock on the door and just brought it in.
Wei Dalei stopped coughing and Wei Lizhong's kidneys no longer hurt, so they both hurriedly hid outside to listen to the noise.
Zhou Xilai had just kissed Wei Xiaobao when Wei Dabao came in. The posture of the two was very suggestive. Wei Dabao was startled, and then she looked at them. Fortunately, fortunately, their clothes were still neatly on. They probably had not had time to do anything. She patted her heart.
"What are you two doing?" Wei Dabao smiled awkwardly. "Xiao Zhou, I made you a bowl of egg custard. Eat it while it's hot."
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