"Oh, where does it hurt?" he asked, seemingly unconcerned.
The policewoman repeated herself very seriously: "Stomach ache!"
"Oh, my stomach hurts. Be more specific. There are so many organs in my stomach, which one hurts?"
Well... at this point, most people probably only know that the human body has organs such as the liver, gallbladder, spleen, pancreas, kidneys, heart, and stomach, but they certainly can't say exactly where each organ is located. After all, not everyone has medical knowledge.
Traditional Chinese medicine is rare, and Western medicine is even rarer.
"Here, my heart, my heart hurts!" the middle-aged woman shouted.
Upon hearing this, Ye Wanying remained calm: "Big sister, the heart is on the left, what you're covering... is the right."
What?
How come the heart is on the left side?
"Pah, you little bitch, what do you know?" Clearly, the middle-aged woman did not approve.
Coincidentally, the police station had delivered an unidentified body a few days earlier, and a forensic doctor was sent down. He overheard these words as he passed by the door, turned around, and poked his head in from outside:
"The heart is generally located on the left side."
Pfft~
Now, the middle-aged woman's face turned green with anger. These were the words of a forensic doctor in a police uniform, so they couldn't be false. Her face turned green then white, then white then green again, and then she covered her right side with her hand.
"I misspoke, it hurts here, yes, here!"
Left side it is, whether it hurts or not is up to you. If you say it hurts, then it hurts!
"Oh? Are you sure it's on the left? Sister, you just said with absolute certainty that it was on the right."
"Pah, hearts are always on the left side, even the police said so, so mine is definitely not on the right side either."
A hint of triumph flashed across the middle-aged woman's face: "Hmph, you little bitch, you're helpless now, aren't you? If you don't pay me back, at least a couple hundred, I won't let you off the hook."
Ye Wanying smiled and narrowed her eyes as she looked at the middle-aged woman across from her who was trying to scam her way out of a car accident: "Who says the heart can only be on the left side?"
Forehead?
These words shocked everyone around who were unfamiliar with human anatomy: Could it possibly grow in other places?
The forensic doctor had already entered and was sitting next to the two policemen. Under everyone's questioning gaze, he nodded: "That's right, as I just said, it is generally located on the left side, but in extremely rare cases, the heart will be located on the right side!"
Pfft~~
Now, who can't see that this woman is deliberately trying to scam someone?
"So, you're all in cahoots, ganging up to bully us villagers! Is there no law anymore? Where is justice?" After saying this, the middle-aged woman somehow slid off the stool, lay on the ground, and began to wail loudly.
While crying, she kept shouting, "Oh God! Oh Earth! There's no justice! There's no justice at all! Even the police aren't upholding fairness; they're ganging up on ordinary people!"
Holy crap!
Did this person forget to bring their brain with them when they left home?
She started making all sorts of false accusations against the police in front of them. Is this woman tired of being too free outside and wants to go to jail for a while?
Sure enough, the surrounding police officers all looked grim as they waited for the woman who was throwing a tantrum on the ground: "Get up, or you'll be considered to be interfering with police officers' work and will be thrown in jail."
The middle-aged woman was still very afraid of being locked up. She stopped screaming instantly, got up from the ground, and surprisingly, her fat body was quite agile!
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