Chapter 1002 The Crosstalk Performance Was Absolutely Ridiculous



Inside the auditorium, the members of the performing arts troupe all looked much more formal, no longer displaying the perfunctory attitude they had initially shown.

Ye Yue glanced at the group behind her, noticing Xin Wei and another female team member sitting around her, and asked, "See? Who do you think is better between us and them?"

Xin Wei didn't answer immediately, but thought about it seriously for a while. The little girl sitting on the other side said, "Captain, we are professionals. They have only rehearsed for a few days. How can they compare to us?"

The two performances they just gave had so many problems and flaws; you could point out any one of them. If it were us, none of these things would have happened.

Ye Yue curled her lips into a cold smile: "You're right, there are serious problems with their movements and expressions..."

But as you said, they are amateurs, while our performing arts troupe are professionals. So why can't we come up with these wonderful and innovative programs that they could think of?

From the very first performance, Ye Yueleng began to reflect. Indeed, this performance was stunning for Ye Yueleng and for everyone in the entire performing arts troupe.

Because none of them had ever thought of such a performance. Apart from the traditional ones, there was singing, dancing, or skits, and it was just the same old thing over and over again.

Times are changing, so it's clear that if the performing arts troupe doesn't adapt, it will inevitably be eliminated by the times in the near future.

It has to be said that Ye Yueleng's considerations were all very practical, and could be described as prophetic.

The performing arts troupe hasn't been around for many years!

Even Xin Wei fell into deep thought after hearing what her captain said.

Yes, why can't the performing arts troupe come up with these novel programs?

Let alone the audience, even I, as a member of the performing arts troupe, sometimes feel tired of those unchanging programs.

It's always the same few songs, the same few dance routines, the same few skits...

Today was truly awe-inspiring!

Just then, the third program began.

Both Mrs. Xu and Mrs. Lei were dressed up today, and their clothes were mostly new. The two walked onto the stage hand in hand, each holding a microphone.

Sister-in-law Xu: "Oh, big sister, it's been a long time! Are you crying?"

Lei's wife said, "You're the one who's howling."

Sister-in-law Xu: You misspoke. I meant, how are you?

Sister-in-law Lei isn't a bad person.

Sister-in-law Xu: Oh, can you tell me your phone number?

Lei's wife: It's plastic, and it's red.

Sister-in-law Xu: No, I want you to give me your phone number.

Lei's wife: My family still needs my phone. If you want one, go buy it yourself.

Sister-in-law Xu: No, I want you to tell me the phone number.

Lei's wife: Is a phone call something you say out loud? I thought it was something made in a factory.

Sister-in-law Xu: No, I want your phone number.

Lei's wife: It's embedded in the phone, we can't take it off.

Sister-in-law Xu: I'm asking for your phone number.

Lei's wife: Twelve, ten number keys, one cross key, and one tic-tac-toe key.

Sister-in-law Xu: I'm asking what the phone number is.

Lei's wife: From 1 to 9, 0 comes after.

Sister-in-law Xu: Stop, don't say anymore, I'm about to break down....

Crosstalk performances are comedies by nature, so they naturally make the audience laugh out loud, and some even laugh until they cry.

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