Ye Wanying's lips, which were originally upturned, couldn't resist being amused and started twitching again.
As for that little dumpling that was being taken too seriously, it wrinkled its little face and actually made the same expression as Commander Gao:
"Mom, your attitude is very improper!"
A righteous and eloquent doctrine.
puff!
"Where is it not straight?"
Ye Wanying was really curious. How come this little guy always manages to come up with some new words?
The little guy hummed several times before he seemed to finally organize his thoughts:
"Mom, you smiled at such a serious moment, that's not a proper attitude!"
Tsk tsk.
That makes a lot of sense, but... my precious son is so cute, wouldn't it be a waste not to tease him?
As the saying goes: having children is just for fun, isn't it?
If having children isn't for fun, then it's meaningless!
"When did I laugh? Do you have the time, the place, and any witnesses?"
No matter how much sesame filling a glutinous rice dumpling has, a lack of experience is a fatal flaw!
"I, I... I heard it, Mom, you even laughed out loud." The little guy's little hands tugged and tugged.
Can...
"Oh, you heard that? Do you know that there's a legal provision that a party involved cannot be a witness? In layman's terms, what you see and hear is useless unless you can find other witnesses to corroborate it!"
The little boy's round face visibly turned horrified.
Why is it so complicated? Can't I use what I clearly heard as evidence?
Suddenly, he looked at Yingying in front of him:
"Mom, why?" she asked.
Well, why are there so many "whys" in this world?
"It's stipulated by law!"
If you talk to a three-year-old about legal regulations, are you sure the child can understand what those two words mean?
Obviously, they don't understand.
However, the little guy was quick to react. Knowing that he couldn't argue with his own mother, and that being forceful or reasoning with her wouldn't work, he decided to... use what kids are best at.
"Wow! Mommy, you're bullying me, bullying me... Mommy's mean!"
The sudden change in style startled Ye Wanying.
"Hey, who bullied you? Aren't we having a very rational conversation?"
Furthermore, can "bullying" be understood in this way?
Child, aren't you thinking too simply?
"Yes, yes, you're bullying me! Mommy, you're bullying Tuanzi! Tuanzi is so pitiful, so pitiful, just like that little cabbage in the field, waah..."
What is that?
Ye Wanying suppressed her surprise and looked at her son's current spoiled little face:
Are you sure you're more pitiful than a little cabbage?
The little glutinous rice ball nodded firmly: "Mmm!" The meaning was clear, and it was also full of quality control implications.
Ye Wanying twitched her lips a few times, then said:
"The little cabbage is currently being protected from the elements in the field, and if you still want to pity it, then..."
Before he could finish speaking, the spoiled dumpling seemed to realize that it had dug its own grave!
He quickly tried to salvage the situation, saying:
"No, no, it's not like that, I...I..."
"What?"
The little one's eyes kept darting around, but he just couldn't think of anything to say. Being an opponent of his mother was something even more pitiful than a little cabbage!
"Waaaaah~ Waaaah~ Mommy, you're bullying Tuanzi again! Mommy's bad! Tuanzi's going to tell Daddy!"
Sigh, is this some kind of desperate, self-destructive act?
However, at that moment, a voice suddenly rang out from outside the door:
"What do you want to tell me?"
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