Chapter 1080 I'll buy my uncle lots of little wives



"At birth, people are inherently good. Their natures are similar, but their habits make them different. If they are not taught, their natures will change. The way to teach is to focus on one thing at a time."

Xiang Jiuling, could warm the bed for his parents, showing filial piety to his parents, which was what he should do; Rong, at four years old, could give away pears... (middle part omitted)... Learn in youth, act in adulthood, serve the ruler above, benefit the people below; bring fame to your parents, glorify your ancestors, and enrich your descendants;

People leave their children piles of gold. I teach my sons only one thing: diligence brings success, play brings no benefit. Take heed of this, and strive diligently.

Accompanied by soothing classical background music, every word the little figure recited was very clear.

Ye Wanying originally planned to have her son memorize two or three paragraphs at most, but who knew that the little guy could memorize the whole article in one go.

Keep in mind, the little one is not even three years old yet, and he can remember such a long article. Isn't that amazing?

However, I wonder what the audience would think if they knew that Ye Wanying had only taught the little one the night before last...

After reciting it, the little guy stood obediently to the side, waiting for the host to come back on stage.

Below the stage, Old Master Gu and Commander Gu were naturally surrounded by people praising them: "Old Commander, your great-grandson is quite something, he will definitely be a pillar of our country in the future!"

"Yes, my little rascal is already seven or eight years old and can't even recite a Tang poem completely, while the old commander's great-grandson is not even three years old!"

Hearing everyone praise his great-grandson, the old man was naturally happy, but he still pretended to be nonchalant and said that they were too kind. However, the pride, self-satisfaction, and smugness in his eyes were completely undisguised.

The old man's great-grandson is so smart, so amazing! You old folks can only be envious and jealous!

Commander Gao sat alone in the back row. Although his head was lowered and his military cap covered most of his face, a closer look revealed that the corners of his mouth were constantly curling up.

On stage, the host had already come up, his face full of smiles: "Xiao Shiyun, can you tell your uncle who taught you to recite the Three Character Classic?"

Tuanzi immediately said, "It was Mommy, Mommy taught Tuanzi!"

Host: "Oh, your mother taught you that. How long did it take you to memorize it?"

At this moment, Tuanzi naturally saw the hand gesture her mother was making below the stage. Her little brows furrowed slightly, but she still obediently answered according to her mother's instructions:

"Ten...ten days."

These words surprised not only the host but also all the audience members.

How can a child memorize such a long passage of the "Three Character Classic" in just ten days? Just how smart is this child?

No...it really isn't ten days, it's just two days! Tuanzi was very annoyed. Why did Mommy say it would take ten days? Tuanzi wasn't that stupid; she didn't think it would take ten days to memorize it.

The host snapped out of his reverie, coughed, and continued, "So, does Xiao Shiyun like reading?"

dislike!

We can't play anymore!

Alas, after seeing her mother's signal, Tuanzi, once again pressured by her mother's threat, said insincerely, "I like it."

However, no one noticed.

Host: "Why do you like reading?"

Tuanzi was getting a little impatient. Why did this uncle have so many questions? It was so annoying. She wanted to go downstairs and eat Häagen-Dazs cake.

"Because Tuanzi wants to buy lots and lots of cakes and ice cream, lots and lots of toys, buy a big house for Mom and Dad to live in, buy delicious food for Grandpa, Grandma, Grandpa, and Great-Grandpa, and... buy lots and lots of little wives for Uncle. This requires lots and lots of money. If Tuanzi doesn't study, he won't earn money, and if he doesn't earn money, he won't be able to buy any of these things."

Pfft~~

Hahaha~~~

The host was about to lose his temper. This little guy was just too funny. Are you sure you want to buy your uncle so many little wives? Are you sure you're not just messing with your uncle?

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