He thought she was talking nonsense!
He had always obeyed her in everything before, and now that he was her boyfriend, of course he would obey her even more, so he nodded heavily without thinking!
So she asked him to get her something to eat, as she was too tired and hungry to get out of bed.
Ye Qi immediately went to heat up some porridge and get some cake to fill her stomach. He wanted to feed her, but she refused. She told him to go to the computer, open Word, and then he had to type whatever she said.
"Titled 'Boyfriend Rules'!"
Ye Qizhen typed these words in WORD using Wubi, centered them, made them bold, and adjusted the font size. He thought to himself, Xiao Xiazi is setting rules for him.
"Rule number one, my boyfriend is not allowed to smoke in the house, in any room, including the bathroom!"
"Rule number two, my boyfriend can only smoke one pack of cigarettes a month!"
Although these two conditions were too harsh, he knew that Xiao Xiazi was doing it for his own good, so he did it obediently!
"Rule three, make love time is decided by the girlfriend! The boyfriend can only do it if the girlfriend agrees. Contraceptive measures must be taken every time. It can only be done once and the duration cannot exceed half an hour!"
Xia He sat on the sofa next to the floor-to-ceiling window, eating cake and speaking domineeringly.
But after she finished speaking, the man sitting in front of the computer still didn't type a word. He turned his head and looked at her expressionlessly.
"Hit him! Why not?" Xia He asked seriously, still using the same tone as before to order him around. But why, now, whenever Qi Gouzi looked at her silently, she felt inexplicably frightened?
It was as if this stuffy, coquettish guy would suddenly stand up and pounce on her!
In the past, she had no idea that she, Xia He, would one day succumb to the tyranny of this weakling!
"Do you have the final say on the timing of Make Love?" He sat there and asked slowly.
"Yes! Do you have any objections?" she asked with a straight face.
Seeing him sitting there with an abstinent and cool look on his face, the phrase "make love" coming out of his mouth was surprisingly sexy.
"Are you kidding? You have the final say. How many times can I eat you in a year?" He sneered, and his gangster nature was immediately exposed!
"No more than half an hour each time? Girlfriend, your boyfriend doesn't have any prostate problems!" He chuckled again. No more than half an hour? You must be kidding!
What he means is that if a man can't last half an hour at a time, he is sick?
The seven dogs singing about the emancipated serfs, do they want to go to heaven?
Dr. Xia, who had experience in men's medicine, couldn't help but explain, "Mr. Lu, are you trying to offend 90% of the men in the world? Medically, if you can last longer than two minutes, it's not a problem. Do you understand?!"
Therefore, each time he did it, it was equivalent to several times that of a normal man. She was not a superwoman and could not withstand his torment!
Thinking of this, she felt that her previous self was simply digging her own grave!
"Don't compare me with ordinary men!" said Master Qi arrogantly.
"Haha... you just promised me that you would listen to me, but now you don't listen!" Xia He snorted coldly.
Ye Qi stood up and walked towards her. Xia He was so scared that she quickly shrank into the sofa, acting so cowardly. She promised that if he ate her again tonight, she would definitely not be his girlfriend!
He placed his hands on the armrests of the sofa, bent over, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Xiao Xiazi, in other matters, if you ask me to go east, I will definitely not go west! But, when it comes to Make Love, you can't be too harsh on me! As long as you rest, you must let me pamper you. There is no limit to the time and frequency. I know the rules!"
Xia He: "Seventh Master, thank you for favoring me! Do you know what's going on? I believed your lies!"
As she said this, she stuffed the half-eaten sponge cake into his mouth!
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