Who is Lu Beixiao?
The righteous third generation of the Red Army, who have been nurtured in atheism since childhood, do not believe in these strange and supernatural things? Even if there is a real King of Hell, we have to call him "Master"!
At this moment, how could he bear it when Dasha stuck a weird talisman on his forehead!
"Dasha! You idiot!" Young Master Lu gritted his teeth and roared, breaking the deathly silence. He took off the talisman that Dasha had made on yellow paper on his forehead and jumped up from the iron bed.
Dasha, who was just about to recite the spell, was kicked hard by Lu Beixiao before he could react, just like a parent beating a naughty child!
Ye Cheng, who was standing aside, was simply amused to death by this funny couple and stood there laughing out loud.
Lu Beixiao wanted to beat up Dasha, but Dasha was already running around the dormitory, "Xiao Lu! You don't believe me again? The talisman I drew is very effective!"
"Spirit, you bastard! Don't hide, come here!"
Dasha stood opposite the bunk bed, shaking his head with a cowardly look on his face. Lu Beixiao had no choice but to chase him again. Dasha circled around the bed. Lu Beixiao was so angry that he ran through the iron bed at lightning speed and grabbed Dasha by the back of the collar.
"Run, run again?!"
"Xiao Lu, I, I'm doing this for your own good!"
"Fuck you! Chen Erdan, if you keep doing this in the dormitory, I'll report you to the political commissar!"
"No, no, no, Xiao Lu, I won't do it again, I won't do it again!" Dasha begged for mercy with a stupid look.
If he reports it to the political commissar, he won’t be able to continue his service as a soldier anymore and won’t be able to return to the company!
Lu Beixiao felt both angry and amused when he thought about it. He beat up Dasha a few more times and kicked him out of the dormitory to feed the wild mosquitoes!
"What a joke!" Lu Beixiao looked at Ye Cheng who was still laughing at the joke and said with a dark face.
Ye Cheng stopped smiling, but within two seconds, he couldn't help laughing out loud again. His mind was full of the funny scene of Lu Beixiao with the ghost-chasing talisman stuck on his forehead. Damn it, he was going to die of laughter!
Back on the bed, Lu Beixiao picked up the pager again and read the girl's message again.
"Brother, what does 'mumiaoda' mean?" he asked Ye Cheng. He had no experience in love, and thought that 'mumiaoda' might be a common language used between young lovers today, so he had to ask without hesitation.
Ye Cheng has been a playboy since he was a child!
"What?" Ye Cheng walked over.
"Mm, mm, da!" Lu Beixiao said each word seriously.
"Touch it and it'll get bigger! It means it'll get bigger if you touch it!" This is 21st century internet lingo, how could these people who lived in the 1990s understand it? Ye Cheng was talking nonsense.
"Yes, that's what I mean! It gets bigger when you touch it, and the more you touch it, the bigger it gets!" Ye Cheng couldn't help but make dirty jokes to tease Young Master Lu, who was as pure as a blank slate.
Touch it and it will grow bigger...
"Ah Xiao, do you know what gets bigger when you touch it?"
The innocent Young Master Lu shook his head, and the playboy Young Master Ye whispered something in his ear. The innocent Young Master Lu's mind flashed through the girl's dazzling whiteness and seductive ravines under the grape trellis. He could no longer bear it and ran to the bathroom!
This girl is really good at seducing people!
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After her adoptive father was discharged from the hospital, Ye Qiao returned home and the first thing she did was to ask the post office to come install a telephone. Currently, only one family in the village had access to a telephone! This was only the second one! She figured that once they had a phone, it would be easier to contact them when she returned to J City.
The phone was installed in less than half a day, and the technician who installed the phone was her cousin.
Ye Qiao remembered that this cousin fell from a telephone pole ten years later because the safety rope was not fastened properly, resulting in paralysis of the lower body. Later, his wife divorced him.
She gave some kind advice and tactfully mentioned a few tragic examples, but she wondered if her cousin would take them to heart.
After the call was connected, the first place she wanted to call was, of course, the paging center!
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