Ji Nanfeng came to pick up the bride on a bicycle.
As soon as he got off the car, he threw a stack of red envelopes, successfully broke open the gate, and came to the outside of the bride's house.
The women guarded the gate and asked the groom to write a bridal chamber poem.
"I'm just a rough guy, how can I write poetry?" Ji Nanfeng tried to open the door with a red envelope, but was thrown out by the women guarding the door.
"Our bride is so beautiful, she must marry someone who is both civil and military. If you can't write poetry, we will have to change the groom on the spot."
Wang Qiang was so frightened that he quickly poked Ji Nanfeng and muttered quietly, "You just write poems casually, touching and sleeping casually, it's too subtle to pass the test."
He had already inquired and knew that if the groom could not satisfy the women, he would be replaced on the spot.
Don't underestimate the power of these women. They control the belts of the men in the camp, sometimes more than one. Their influence can be incredibly powerful.
Ji Nanfeng wrote three poems in a row but none of them passed the test, and He Kun became anxious.
"Brother, you've already had your wedding night in advance, how come you're worse than a bachelor like me? Just write down your thoughts on the wedding night, touching and bumping into me, everything."
Miao Jianye made a cheat sheet for Ji Nanfeng, on which was the bridal chamber poem that the groom had written before.
Ji Nanfeng glanced at him and said: I don’t want a room, I just want a bed. Give me a mouth and I’ll give you a bamboo pole. I’ll go wild and play with my life...
What kind of poem is this? It's so crude and vulgar.
Ji Nanfeng pushed Miao Jianye's hand away and recited three bridal chamber poems in a row, but none of them passed.
Ask, I just don’t understand.
Not at all lewd.
"Xuanfeng, are you able to do it? If not, I will be your bridegroom." The old bachelors waiting to grab the bride were ready to fight. "I prepared three wedding poems last night."
Ji Nanfeng knocked the old bachelor down with one punch, and before the old bachelor could come to his senses, the iron fist fell down madly.
"I finally got a wife, who do you think you are? How dare you covet her?"
By the time the relatives reacted, the old bachelor had been beaten to death by Ji Nanfeng. Everyone hurriedly pulled Ji Nanfeng away, saying, "We can't see blood on such a happy day. It's unlucky..."
Through this incident, everyone understood that since Feng had only just married at the age of thirty, he was extremely rare and would not tolerate even the slightest bit of advantage from others. However, everyone dared not speak out, as the brothers of the Feng family were all young and capable fighters.
After the old bachelor was carried away, Ji Nanfeng washed his hands with the water brought by Wang Qiang. His hands were stained with blood.
After Ji Nanfeng washed his hands, he returned to his usual expression. "Just now, I showed everyone my martial arts skills. Is that acceptable?"
What can the relatives say if they don't agree? They are afraid that Ji Nanfeng will grab people and use violence again.
Qiu Niang tried to liven up the atmosphere, "Brother Feng, you've even come up with your own topic to meet the bride sooner. You can't be so naive about the bridal chamber poem any more."
The relatives all responded to the noise, joking that Ji Nanfeng was anxious to have the bridal chamber before it got dark.
The scene became lively again, and everyone urged Ji Nanfeng to recite a nude bridal chamber poem.
Ji Nanfeng knew that if he didn't cooperate, the wedding banquet would be ruined and all his efforts would be wasted.
According to their plan, they would take advantage of the wedding banquet to get the men drunk, knock them out, tie them up and wait for reinforcements to arrive and take them away.
However, with a carjacking tomorrow morning, the men most likely won't be drinking much... then there's only one tough battle left to fight.
Including the twelve green soldiers in the mix, there were only sixteen people on their side.
Sixteen people against more than a hundred people, plus more than sixty women, this is almost an impossible task.
However, they had to do it because they were going to rob a train early tomorrow morning and the people on the train didn't intend to leave anyone alive.
He had already prepared for the worst, and even entrusted Ruan Tang to Qiu Niang...
But as long as there was a glimmer of hope, he didn't want to die yet. He hadn't slept with Ruan Tang enough, how could he die? !
He took a deep breath.
"On the bridal chamber at night, I undressed, undressed again and again.
The two naked bodies snuggled together, trembling again and again.
A night of storm, one battle after another.
The fighting was fierce day and night, the bed fell down and rotted."
Miao Jianye applauded vigorously, "What a great poem! This is a model of bridal chamber poetry! This is amazing, I'm Feng."
Miao Jianye winked at Ji Nanfeng. As expected of someone with a few years of education, he was no match for the coarse folks like them when it came to flirting. Even his wedding night poems were impressive.
He Kun almost clapped his hands to pieces. His brother Ji was really wild. His sister-in-law was being led astray.
Those who have read books all say that Ji Nanfeng is a good poet. Those who have not read books only remember the last sentence: The bed is even knocked over and the bed is broken. This poem is awesome.
Ji Nanfeng was finally allowed into the room. As soon as he entered, he saw Ruan Tang wearing a bright red wedding dress and a phoenix coronet. When she raised her head, her hair jingled crisply and she looked at him with a bright smile.
The eyes seem to be filled with anger and resentment.
Every frown and smile is full of natural charm.
Qiu Niang covered her mouth and said, "The bride is shy. The groom is both civil and martial, and he made our bride faint."
Ji Nanfeng fixed his gloomy gaze on Ruan Tang, who was dressed in red. He had only one thought in his mind: their wedding was too simple and Ruan Tang had been wronged.
"Groom, how about you put on the red veil?"
Ji Nanfeng took the red veil, stroked the embroidered pattern of mandarin ducks embracing each other, and gently covered it with it.
"Wait for me to reveal it myself."
Ji Nanfeng picked up Ruan Tang horizontally, strode out of the house, and put her on the back seat of the bicycle.
"Sit down."
According to custom, Ji Nanfeng had to ride Ruan Tang around the village for a few laps to announce to everyone that they were married.
The autumn wind blew the red veil, revealing the bride's beautiful profile. Everyone sighed that it was no wonder that Feng had been obsessed with her for so many years and refused to give in.
Ji Nanfeng took Ruan Tang for a walk, went to the main hall and bowed in the ceremony, then carried her into the new house.
"Wait until I come."
Ji Nanfeng stuffed a bag of snacks into Ruan Tang's hand and said, "I might have to come later."
Ruan Tang had just eaten a small piece of dessert when Ji Nanfeng came.
"Wife, I may need your help."
Ji Nanfeng squatted on the ground dejectedly, with his head resting on Ruan Tang's legs.
The red veil swayed, Ruan Tang lowered her head and looked at Ji Nanfeng who was lying on her legs.
She had always seen Ji Nanfeng full of vigor and energy, as if there were few things in the world that he couldn't handle. But this time, she clearly felt Ji Nanfeng's restlessness, even violent.
"What do you want me to do?"
The wind blew up the red veil. Although Ruan Tang did not put it down quickly, many people saw Ruan Tang's profile. Now the people outside took advantage of the alcohol and insisted on having a drink with the bride.
Now that they refuse to drink anymore, it will be difficult to continue with the future plans.
"Lift the veil."
"I can drink quite a lot, I can definitely get three or five people drunk."
Ji Nanfeng's heart softened, and he kissed the back of Ruan Tang's hand devoutly. "With a wife like this, what else could a husband ask for?" Even if he died, he would send his young wife away intact.
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