"This joke is not funny at all. How can a monkey understand human language?"
Lin Yu responded casually.
The cat raised its head.
I just happened to see Lin Yu's slightly raised mouth.
The cat's fur suddenly stood up: "!!!"
Darkhearted...
The Dark Lich King...
moment.
The unbearable memories came back to my mind again.
In the bedroom, in the dining room, on the bed, on the table, on the gas stove...ah!
After a brief contact of two days, I almost forgot that this is the real him.
Not only does he know computer technology and martial arts, he also knows... witchcraft!
Isn’t Zero too comprehensive?
"Is the Director going to die?"
"Do you think Mr. Kobayashi ordered the monkeys to do this?"
Listen to the students' discussions.
Teacher Tang immediately said seriously:
"Don't talk too much, or you'll attract the angry monkey!"
After criticizing the student, Tang Yimian looked at Lin Yu meaningfully.
The senior student said nothing.
But it seems like he said a lot.
It would be better to say something to Lin Yu.
Why.
There is really no idiot roommate around me, each of them has his or her own little thoughts.
Lin Yu looked like he had almost finished his lesson.
then.
He walked forward and picked up the water bottle that had just fallen to the ground.
Monkey King Thirteen did not participate in the battle throughout the whole process.
In addition to dispatching troops to attack Lao Yi, he was also paying attention to Lin Yu's reaction.
See the bottle picked up and Lin Yu's eyes.
Thirteen understood instantly and roared at the group behind him.
The monkeys who were fighting enthusiastically dispersed in all directions in unison.
Those who climbed up the trees climbed up the trees, those who climbed up the mountains climbed up the mountains, and they climbed up and up...
Director Yi, who was lying on the ground with his head in his hands, quickly crawled out.
He was still talking confidently:
"Too barbaric... Are you human? You are so shameless..."
Lin Yu looked anxious, his nostrils trembling constantly, and he came forward trying hard to suppress his smile.
Director Yi at this time.
Both shoes were gone, one of the socks was pulled out and lost, and the other one also had its toe exposed.
There was a big hole in the center of the casual pants.
It’s a limited time edition that brings me back to my childhood.
The scenic spot staff also came to greet us.
Director Yi covered his swollen eyes and pretended to get angry at the staff.
Lin Yu seized the opportunity and spoke first:
"Director Yi, are you okay?"
"Get out quickly! The staff said it's dangerous outside the yellow line."
"Why won't you listen? Is it okay?"
Director Yi's anger instantly turned into one sentence:
"ah?"
The staff thought they were in big trouble.
After Lin Yu reminded them, they looked at each other...
Staff A: "Sir, please go to the infirmary first. It is important to treat the wound on your body."
Staff member B: "Next time you really can't go outside the yellow line. Fortunately it doesn't look too serious."
Director Yi: “???”
"What the hell do you mean? Do you think I was beaten too lightly?"
"The occurrence of such a dangerous incident in your scenic area proves that there are major hidden dangers in your safety."
"And now you still... still have the guts to treat me like this?"
The staff member sternly said, "Mr. Director, we have fulfilled our duty to remind and persuade you to leave. We cannot completely restrict your personal freedom."
Staff member B nodded: "I said it was dangerous, isn't it?"
Director Yi: “???”
"You guys are fucking..."
Before Director Yi could continue his attack, Lin Yu quickly held him down and said loudly:
"Director Yi, you are the principal of No. 10 Primary School!"
"You must keep calm and not make things worse."
"What if you bring a group of students to the scenic spot for tourism and fail to abide by the park's rules and regulations?"
"Spread it back to school, spread it to society, spread it to the ears of parents..."
"What can you do?"
The two staff members looked at Lin Yu with a look of gratitude and admiration in their eyes.
“Good Brother” is a great trick!
It points out the way to resolve their "dereliction of duty".
In an instant, the active becomes passive.
The two staff members immediately had an expression that said, "Director Yi, you don't want others to know about this."
Director Yi was absolutely stunned.
They didn't even realize that Lin Yu was handing them the answers to the test papers.
Some even gave me an admiring look.
Lin Yu couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw it.
…
Ten minutes later.
Director Yi and his family were taken down the mountain by staff.
During the negotiations before going down the mountain.
The staff also specifically emphasized that the things stolen by the monkeys would most likely never be found again, so they should not hold out any hope.
Without Director Yi's team, we got back on track with our trip.
Although the students were not able to take a photo with Monkey King Thirteen.
But Lin Yu and Shisan's "inexplicable fate" has since become a special "urban legend" for Shi Xiao.
[Ding!]
[Congratulations to the host, you have successfully completed the daily task 'Exploring the Spiritual Ape Mountain', and received 50 contributions to the sect and 20 spiritual stones! ]
[Ding!]
[Congratulations to the host, you have successfully completed the daily task of "Physical Training", obtained 50 contributions to the sect, and 20 spirit stones! ]
After arriving at the Water Curtain Cave scenic spot on the top of the mountain.
Two daily tasks were completed successfully.
In addition to taking photos and checking in, the scenic spot also provides catering.
The scenic spot provides students with restaurant meal tickets so that everyone can have lunch.
Lin Yu and Maomao, as volunteers, successfully got the "teacher's meal".
It sounded like there was some special dish.
As a result, it was just an ordinary box lunch with two meat dishes and one vegetable dish.
Lin Yu found a shady place and quickly swept the lunch box.
Tang Yimian took two bottles of milk, held her lunch box, and came to Lin Yu.
"Xiaoyu, I'm so grateful for your help today. If you hadn't come along, I would have panicked if I hadn't seen the monkey beating people."
Lin Yu waved his hand and said casually:
"It's nothing, don't take it to heart, Senior."
"We are all friends. If you need any help in the future, just ask."
Tang Yimian pursed her lips and lowered her head: "..."
Lin Yu: "???"
Is there really something wrong?
Didn’t we look at the information panel this morning?
Tang Yimian didn't have any special mission other than the summer trip.
Lin Yu looked at it again with suspicion.
hiss.
There are really new discoveries!
[Literary Preaching (urgent task): The elders of the Chuan Gong Hall have heard that the chief disciple is talented in writing and has been famous for a long time. He is eager to ask for advice on worldly matters of writing! ]
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(This is the second update today, additional updates will be posted later~)
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