Chapter 722 The Moment of Society's Death, What a Queen of Dirty Jokes!



"Happy birthday!"

"Happy birthday!"

"Happy birthday!"

"Bang bang bang..."

Colorful confetti landed on Lin Yu's meticulously dressed body.

Lin Yu, his eyes reddening, scanned the surroundings...

Shen Buyao, Shen Jiuyi, Huang Feirong... and Sister Hong?

The four people, holding firecrackers, all admired Lin Yu's completely bare face.

The expressions on their faces were much more interesting than the fireworks.

Lin Yu was filled with regret at this moment...

He deserves to die!

I should never have believed the logic of the King of Dirty Jokes!

How could a mentally unstable person put on a normal seductive act?

There must be something fishy going on here!

We were careless, utterly careless.

This scene of utter devastation made Lin Yu want to rush out and retrieve the Gatling gun he had just thrown down.

Red bean paste!

I'm giving you guys red bean paste!

After looking at Lin Yu, Shen Buyao, Shen Jiuyi, and Sister Hong turned to look at Huang Feirong.

Huang Feirong spread her small hands, looking completely innocent, and said:

"Don't all look at me!"

"I just asked Da Yu to take off his armor."

"Who knows what's going on in his mind? How could he... even go out and cool off?"

Lin Yu took a deep breath: "..."

Shen Buyao poked Lin Yu's shoulder and questioned him:

"Lin Yu, what do you mean by this? You want to sleep with Rongrong? You two... are you that close?"

Huang Feirong held up two fingers:

"Yaoyao, I swear to God, I am absolutely loyal to you."

"If anything happens between me and Da Yu, I'll let a truck run me over when I go outside!"

Lin Yu took another deep breath: "..."

Shen Jiuyi remained as calm as ice, turning her head away and refusing to look at Lin Yu.

"Karma resides in the mind; one's actions are determined by one's thoughts."

"This isn't Rongrong's fault, the blame lies with..."

Huang Feirong gave a thumbs up:

"Although I don't understand what Xiao Jiu is saying, it just makes a lot of sense."

"How can you blame me for this? Didn't we agree to wish Dayu a happy birthday together?"

"This blessing...who knew it would turn out like this?"

Lin Yu took another deep breath: "..."

Sister Hong's face was flushed, and her fists were clenched so tightly they were cracking.

"You little brat, how dare you lay a finger on my daughter?"

"Do you think I won't dare hit you just because you're not wearing anything?"

Huang Feirong quickly grabbed Hong Jie's arm and said urgently:

"Mom, are you even listening to me?"

"Da Yu and I are nothing, and today is his birthday. Can't you give him some face?"

"Besides, what do you mean by not wearing anything at all?"

"Didn't he put it on?"

"The Emperor's New Clothes!"

Lin Yu was already out of breath, and with a dark face, he said to the group:

"Have you all said enough? Isn't it my turn to speak?"

Shen Buyao stood with her hands on her hips, her voice incredibly loud:

"Are you really going to talk to us like this? At least wear something!"

Lin Yu raised his hand, no longer caring about refuting Shen Buyao's words.

"Tap tap tap..."

A series of metallic clanging sounds emanated from him.

The next moment.

Dozens of time bombs were strapped all over his body.

Everyone present: "Bomb!!"

The four of them reacted very genuinely, immediately rushing towards the door.

It's a pity.

The entrance had long been sealed off by a mysterious force.

Not just at the entrance.

The entire house had all the possible exits, as the group continued to talk.

Lin Yu blocked them all, leaving no stone unturned.

Since the beginning of the history of dreaming.

Today's dream was definitely the most embarrassing one Lin Yu had ever had.

It's truly a miracle that they've managed to hold on until now.

After this game...

How can one describe Lin Yu's current feelings?

To be precise...

They've broken through!

The defenses have been breached!

Now, how could he possibly be in the mood to think about carefree and happy things?

He just wants to destroy it as soon as possible!

Blow this place up completely, as if we'd never been here.

What a disgrace!

They're practically treating him like a live donkey!

That's life.

Who didn't come into this world naked?

Now that we're naked... it's good to walk together with everyone.

"Calm down! Calm down, Da Yu!"

Think of your parents, think of your family!

Huang Feirong hurriedly stepped forward to persuade Lin Yu.

After saying that.

She slapped herself hard across the face.

That's not a very comforting way to put it!

Lin Yu looked at the countdown and said:

"If there's anything else you want to say, save it for the next life."

Immediately following.

"Boom!"

A loud bang rang out, and the entire dream world was engulfed in flames.

A loud buzzing sound followed, shattering the dream world.

...

Inside the Wubao Pavilion.

"There's a bomb!"

"Run!"

Huang Feirong jumped up from in front of the computer and ran towards the outside of Wubaoge's counter aisle.

Shen Buyao sat in front of the repair table.

He stared in astonishment at Huang Feirong, who was fleeing in panic.

Huang Feirong looked around for a long time, and then exchanged a few glances with Shen Buyao.

That's how I determined my position.

It turns out that the realistic explosion she just witnessed was nothing but a dream.

No wonder!

No wonder Da Yu is so terrifying.

They actually wanted to wipe them all out with them!

Tsk tsk tsk.

What a cunning man!

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