Although it is said that delicious food is a panacea for everything, this statement has a premise, that is, everything must be within a reasonable and appropriate range. Too much of anything is as bad as too little. Even if it is something as wonderful as enjoying delicious food, once it becomes a task that must be completed, the degree of pain will increase all of a sudden.
"No, no, I feel like I'm going to throw up if I take another bite. Ah Ma, why don't you just have someone take me out and beat me up? I'd rather be beaten to death than die of stuffing..."
It's no wonder that Yin was desperate. The main reason was that his already full stomach couldn't fit the food in front of him. Anyway, he was thick-skinned and wouldn't die even if he was taken away and beaten up. But if he continued to eat like this, it might not be the same. Didn't you see that Fourteenth was already beating his chest and stamping his feet because of eating?
There is a saying that everything is difficult at the beginning. With Yin taking the lead, things will be much easier. Almost as soon as Yin finished speaking, Fourteen, who was almost stuffed to death, put down his chopsticks.
"Tenth brother is right, Khan Ama, you should have someone drag us out and give us a beating. This is the first time in my life that I've known that eating can be as painful as torture. Anyway, I can't eat a single bite now. I'll accept any punishment you want."
Fourteenth wasn't the only one who accepted his fate. Upon hearing his words, Yinreng, Yinzhi, Yinzhen, and even Yinqi all silently put down their chopsticks. Didn't they say that one shouldn't blame everyone? Their Khan Father was so concerned about one person; he couldn't possibly force all his sons to limp along for a boat trip with him today, could he? Even if they knew they would be punished, Yinreng and the others couldn't care less. A prince ended up being accused of being stuffed to death. How would that sound good if it got out?
Even if Kangxi favored Yinzuo, Yinzhi and Yinreng were his biological sons after all. His original intention was just to give them a light punishment and a stern warning. Since Yinreng and the others had already learned their lesson, he naturally would not force them to eat all of it. After all, the flesh on the back of the hand is also flesh. If they were really hurt by it, he would be heartbroken.
"Since you've already learned your lesson, I'll spare you this time. Okay, it's getting late, so don't stand around here anymore. Go to the back with Liang Jiugong and clean up yourselves. We'll set off now."
You only have one life, but there are more than one fatal things. Today, Yinzhi and Yinreng have deeply experienced the meaning of this saying. In the past, they were relieved when they saw Yinzuo vomiting because of seasickness, but now, looking at Yinzuo, Yinzhi and Yinreng vomiting in a basin, all they had in their eyes was envy.
You ask Yinzhi, Yinreng and others why they envy Yinzuo who is vomiting all over the place. This really proves the saying that a child without a mother is useless. It's a long story. As everyone knows, the most taboo thing whether taking a boat or a car is to eat and drink too much. Although Yinzhi, Yinreng and others felt a little bloated before boarding the boat, they didn't feel anything wrong with other parts of the boat. But once they got on the boat, the wind blew gently, and the boat swayed slowly. Wow, they suddenly realized how Yinzuo felt, with a heavy head and churning stomachs along the way.
It was common knowledge that Yinzuo suffered from seasickness. After all, he had been vomiting all the way from the capital to Jiangnan by holding a basin. But Yinzhi and the others were different. They had never suffered from seasickness before, so Yinzuo could vomit without restraint, while they had to hold it in for the sake of face.
"Second brother, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so grim? And eldest brother, what kind of martial arts are you practicing? Even if you want to drink the northwest wind, we're standing in the wrong position. Fourteen, what are you doing lying on the edge of the boat? Are there fish in the water? Do you want to ask Eunuch Liang to help you find a jib and try your luck? It is said that the fish in Taihu Lake are very delicious... Oh, oh, oh, why are you vomiting? Fourteen, are you okay?"
It would have been fine if Yinzuo hadn't mentioned fishing. As soon as he mentioned the word "fish", Fourteen felt as if a fishy smell was coming out of the water and rushing straight towards his head. He had already been enduring it to the point of being at his limit, and now that he was overwhelmed by the smell, how could he bear it anymore? Since he couldn't bear it anymore, what could he do? Two words - vomit.
As I said, the speed of the train depends on the locomotive. After the fourteenth person started vomiting, there was a burst of wows on the imperial boat. Yinzuo was shocked by the spectacular scene at first and turned to look at Kangxi stupidly. Seeing that he was sitting calmly like a mountain, he slowly relaxed. Although he knew that it was not right, but when he saw Yinzhi, Yinreng and others lying on the edge of the boat and vomiting all over the place, Yinzuo couldn't help but feel that - God has its own way, and no one can escape it.
"Hurry, hurry, Eunuch Liang, go get me a fishing rod. Fourteen, bear with it for a moment and come to Sixth Brother's place to help me dig a nest. I'll also test my luck today. Don't worry, Brother will definitely remember your contribution. If you really catch any fish, we'll split it equally..."
Making a bait, you actually thought of it, you are making full use of it and not wasting anything. But Sixth Brother, even if you can catch a fish, can it really eat the fish caught with my vomit?
Compared to eating fish, Yinzuo obviously enjoyed the process of fishing more. He was busy for a while. First, he chose a fishing spot, then ran to Shisi, carried him to the spot he chose, patted his back to make him vomit so that he could make a fishing bait for himself. Even in the end, he was still dissatisfied with the vomiting, so he carried Yinzuo to him and patted him, and then he started to cast the rod and fish with satisfaction.
"Sixth brother, today I finally understand why you've lost so much weight recently. Seasickness is really unpleasant. Not only is my stomach churning, but I also have severe dizziness. I feel top-heavy and light-footed. I can't seem to control my body. But come to think of it, what's wrong with you now? You were vomiting just like the rest of us, so how come you're fine now?"
How come he's fine now? Is that even necessary? Of course, it's because he's been vomiting for a while now, and he's gotten used to it. Although seasickness can't be cured, vomiting for a long time will definitely build up some immunity, right?
"Fourteen, if you have time to waste on talking to me, why don't you go find a place to sit first? Look at me, I'm so pale, I can even be an NPC in the haunted house without any makeup. Okay, I think my brothers have almost finished vomiting by now. If you delay any longer, I'm afraid you won't even be able to get a seat soon..."
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